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[darkpaladin109]

Respawn. Nuke the city.
EDIT: I meant to type shotgun before, but accidentally pressed i instead of o so I typed Shitgun instead. It was much more funny in my opinion.

[kj1225]

Offer GWG vassalage under the glorious Atlantean empire. Also point out he could remove the police chip with his bone powers. Then get myself patched up with the glorious Atlantean healthcare system.

Also it's Affect, not effect.

[poketwo]

RESPAWN AS CYBORG WITH HIGH TECH WEPONRY ATTACK ATLANTEANS.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Eh. Bored with expying.

Disengage Backstory Mode.

Exist. Hunt down supervillains or something.

Be ninja'd, evidently.

Offer GWG vassalage under the glorious Atlantean empire. Also point out he could remove the police chip with his bone powers. Then get myself patched up with the glorious Atlantean healthcare system.

"I'm a bit insulted by the idea that I'd go to you for...what, more money?"
Start hunting down gangs of Atlantean supervillains or something.

[kj1225]

"Liberation from the oppressive police number one. Besides, it's not like your job will change much."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I have heard that before. 'The work'll be the same, you're already fighting peeps.' Ignoramuses."

[Fniff]

Respawn. Nuke the city.
EDIT: I meant to type shotgun before, but accidentally pressed i instead of o so I typed Shitgun instead. It was much more funny in my opinion.

(I guessed so!)
[2] You fail to get your hands on a nuke. All you have is a few pipebombs. [2] You are arrested for terrorism by the FBI and tortured to death in a concrete cell.

RESPAWN AS CYBORG WITH HIGH TECH WEPONRY ATTACK ATLANTEANS.

[5] You are a horrifying powerful cyber assassin, currently employed by the Mafia. You attack the invading Atlanteans. [6] You kill hundreds, but they just keep coming! [5] You fend them off, however, and eventually they retreat from you.

Offer GWG vassalage under the glorious Atlantean empire. Also point out he could remove the police chip with his bone powers. Then get myself patched up with the glorious Atlantean healthcare system.

Also it's Affect, not effect.

(They're both affectively the same. :3)
You attempt to convince GWG.

"I'm a bit insulted by the idea that I'd go to you for...what, more money?"
Start hunting down gangs of Atlantean supervillains or something.

He doesn't take to it. FIGHT. [2] [3] GWG attacks but misses, and is shot with an Atlantean superweapon that costs him half his bone armor. He now has 1.5 health.

[darkpaladin109]

Respawn. Become an assasin with superpowers, working for the Mafia.

[aattss]

Spawn as Batman. Beat up the Mafia.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Form a bone shell around me, before burrowing into the ground.
...I never said I wouldn't copy Marquis's tactics.

[SOLDIER First]

Join the Police.
Zoom around the city in my squad car, running over Mafia Men and Cartel Members.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Take another hostage. No witnesses. As the cartel respawning, of course.

[TCM]

Do a Raid on the Mafia.

[poketwo]

ATTACK BATMAN, POINT OUT THAT HE WONT EXPECT ME.IF NO BATMAN, THEN FBI

[ICBM pilot]

Kill the former hostages to prevent another hostage situation then rob a doughnut store.