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Author Topic: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD  (Read 4201 times)

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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2013, 09:56:52 pm »
Join the police and get a famethrower.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2013, 10:20:26 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on December 20, 2013, 08:38:39 pm
Join Atlantis
Attack the gun store.
You join Atlantis, a gang running for the Cartel. You attack the gunstore [4] with a machete, and [2] get shot to pieces. This was a bad idea. You now have .5 health.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on December 20, 2013, 08:39:14 pm
Find information on leader of Cartel. Assassinate him with sniper rifle.
[4] You beat up a Cartel member and it turns out that the leader of the Cartel is a guy who owns a chicken fast food franchise. How unexpected. You snipe him. [4] You blow his brains out [4] and no-one shoots you back since you're from a building across. You are the danger.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 20, 2013, 08:44:41 pm
Aw. Pyrokinesis is boring...

Obtain permanent painkillers.
[1] You overdose on heroin in an effort to get rid of the pain. You are now dead.

Quote from: ICBM pilot on December 20, 2013, 09:56:52 pm
Join the police and get a famethrower.
[3] You get a tear gas sprayer. Not as cool.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2013, 10:23:57 pm »
That was a pointless supervillain career.

Be a Superhero.
Have superpowers.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2013, 10:27:17 pm »
Begin turing the gang to vigilantism from the inside. Also chop off a rival gang members head and present it to the boos in hopes of a reward.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2013, 10:50:45 pm »
Eh, whatever.

Find whoever killed our leader and kill him.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2013, 01:16:39 am »
Kill darkpaladin109 again.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2013, 03:34:09 am »
Join as FBI.

Raid!
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2013, 05:31:02 am »
Defend myself from mastacheese.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2013, 01:06:13 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on December 21, 2013, 01:16:39 am
Kill darkpaladin109 again.
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on December 21, 2013, 05:31:02 am
Defend myself from mastacheese.
[1] [6] Mastahcheese misses the shot with his shotgun. Darkpaladin blows his brains out with the sniper rifle, but the Cartel spot him while he's firing on the building! [3] You barely avoid getting shot.

Quote from: TCM on December 21, 2013, 03:34:09 am
Join as FBI.

Raid!
You raid the Cartel HQ. [3] [5] You shoot a few dudes, and don't even get shot. You are the best FBI agent since that chick and that girl from the X-Files.

Quote from: DarkArtemisFowl on December 20, 2013, 10:50:45 pm
Eh, whatever.

Find whoever killed our leader and kill him.
[3] You wound DarkPaladin. He now has .5 health. [5] Unfortunately, he kills you and a few other Cartel guys with you. Man he is a badass.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 20, 2013, 10:23:57 pm
That was a pointless supervillain career.

Be a Superhero.
Have superpowers.
(Really, you were more like a heroin junkie with superpowers...)
You are a superhero for the Police. [6] You have the power to manipulate bone into armor and weaponry, which is pretty fricken creepy, dude. Since the Police are rightly worried you might be a supervillain or at least a Dark Age hero, they put a restraining chip in your head that activates an explosive if you try to betray them.

Quote from: kj1225 on December 20, 2013, 10:27:17 pm
Begin turing the gang to vigilantism from the inside. Also chop off a rival gang members head and present it to the boos in hopes of a reward.
[6] You turn a significant amount of the gang to vigilantism. There is now a Fourth Side, the Vigilantes, who are against everyone. [1] You get shot at by the Mafia since you're a dirty turncoat bastard. [6] You dodge the bullets, but the cops are coming!
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2013, 01:08:09 pm »
Lead Atlantis to form our own nation against the horrors of the mainland!
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2013, 01:12:33 pm »
Find chief of police. Blow his brains out with my shitgun.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2013, 02:27:39 pm »
CREATE COMUNIST REVOLUTION, GET MY GRYAZEV-SHIPUNOV GSH-6-30 OUT TO USE AS FLYING CRAFT THAT IS ALSO A "DEATH FROM ABOVE"  WEPON
« Last Edit: December 21, 2013, 03:49:19 pm by poketwo »
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2013, 03:02:21 pm »
Respawn and yet again hunt down the killer of our leader as the Cartel.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2013, 04:43:32 pm »
Ooh neat.

Continue backstory mode!

Have a young daughter with healing powers.
Hide the fact that I'm ripping off Marquis.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2013, 04:52:14 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on December 21, 2013, 01:08:09 pm
Lead Atlantis to form our own nation against the horrors of the mainland!
[6] Revolution strikes on the coasts! However, since you are in some crappy flyover state, this does not effect you in the slightest. The Vigilantes are now Atlanteans.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on December 21, 2013, 01:12:33 pm
Find chief of police. Blow his brains out with my shitgun.
[4] You blow his brains out with excrement. You mean bullets. Really. [6] You managed to sneak into the police station and shoot the CoP without anyone noticing. Unfortunately, the Cartel is following. [6] You blow their brains out. The police have noticed now. [6] You shoot many and take some of them hostage. This is now a hostage situation.

Quote from: poketwo on December 21, 2013, 02:27:39 pm
CREATE COMUNIST REVOLUTION, GET MY GRYAZEV-SHIPUNOV GSH-6-30 OUT TO USE AS FLYING CRAFT THAT IS ALSO A "DEATH FROM ABOVE"  WEPON
[4] You start a revolution that's communist, though it's kinda in the shadow of the massive attack by Atlanteans. You go to the mayor's house in a MiG to shoot at him. [1] The army shoots you down with an RPG. You are a martyr to the cause. People can now join Communists.

Quote from: DarkArtemisFowl on December 21, 2013, 03:02:21 pm
Respawn and yet again hunt down the killer of our leader as the Cartel.

[6] [3] You beat him to death with your bare hands. Darkpaladin is now dead. Unfortunately, he nicked you (.5 health) and you are in the middle of a hostage situation. [1] You have been shot in the head by a police sniper.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 21, 2013, 04:43:32 pm
Ooh neat.

Continue backstory mode!

Have a young daughter with healing powers.
Hide the fact that I'm ripping off Marquis.

[3] You have a young daughter who disappointingly doesn't have any powers to speak of.
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