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[Fniff]

In a generic Midwestern city...

The Police are ready to lay the heat on the scum of the city, and start a crackdown on all gangs.

The Mafia have been betrayed in a high level drug deal by the Cartel, and are ready for some vengeance.

The Cartel wish to gain the assets and connections of the Mafia, and rule the city once and for all.

You have one health point.

Choose your side, then say what you're going to do.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is a minimalist RTD. You have one hit point. In a fight, 3s do .5 damage, 4s do 1 damage, and 5s kill a few other NPCs. Join by choosing your side then saying your action. If you die, join again by choosing another side or the same side.

[darkpaladin109]

Join the Mafia.
Find people employed by the Cartel.

[mastahcheese]

Join the Policia, whip out a shotgun and gun down darkpaladin109.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Join the Cartel.
Locate myself and equip a .45 ACP pistol.

[Fniff]

Join the Mafia.
Find people employed by the Cartel.

[6] You find the Cartel HQ in a crackhouse. They are also very aware of you. [6] You matrix dodge their bullets, but then the cops show up.

Join the Policia, whip out a shotgun and gun down darkpaladin109.

[5] You screech to a stop then blow off DarkPaladin's head with a shotgun, also killing a few Cartel members. [3] You get a bullet to the shoulder. Oh dear! You have .5 health now.

Join the Cartel.
Locate myself and equip a .45 ACP pistol.

[5] You find a "friend" who gets you a pistol in a shady basement. 

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Head outside and find some cops to mug for intelligence.

[darkpaladin109]

Can we respawn?
If we can, my next action is: Go to police station. Gun down officers with tommy gun.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Join the Supervillains.

Have superpowers.

[Fniff]

(You can respawn, but you can choose another side if you want.)

[aattss]

Join the mafia

Rob a gun store

[GreatWyrmGold]

That's the third-worst place to rob, right behind the police station and Atlantis.

[Fniff]

Head outside and find some cops to mug for intelligence.

[4] You shoot a few cops. [2] You find nothing on their corpses. Damn. [3] You are now wanted by the police and they might find you soon. Nice job, smart guy.

Can we respawn?
If we can, my next action is: Go to police station. Gun down officers with tommy gun.

You respawn and go to the police station. [1] You gun down absolutely no-one. [6] The cops shoot you down, but this detonates the dynamite you packed under your jacket for just such an occasion. You have blown up the police station along with yourself.

Join the Supervillains.

Have superpowers.

You join the Supervillains, who just happen to be part of the Mafia. [6] You have the power to set stuff on fire, but this is balanced with the fact that you are in constant horrible pain from all the fire you have under your skin waiting to be released.

Join the mafia

Rob a gun store

[1] You get shot to death very, very quickly.

[kj1225]

Join Atlantis
Attack the gun store.

[darkpaladin109]

Find information on leader of Cartel. Assassinate him with sniper rifle.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aw. Pyrokinesis is boring...

Obtain permanent painkillers.