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Author Topic: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD  (Read 4147 times)

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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2013, 09:56:52 pm »

Join the police and get a famethrower.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2013, 10:20:26 pm »

Join Atlantis
Attack the gun store.

You join Atlantis, a gang running for the Cartel. You attack the gunstore [4] with a machete, and [2] get shot to pieces. This was a bad idea. You now have .5 health.

Find information on leader of Cartel. Assassinate him with sniper rifle.
[4] You beat up a Cartel member and it turns out that the leader of the Cartel is a guy who owns a chicken fast food franchise. How unexpected. You snipe him. [4] You blow his brains out [4] and no-one shoots you back since you're from a building across. You are the danger.

Aw. Pyrokinesis is boring...

Obtain permanent painkillers.
[1] You overdose on heroin in an effort to get rid of the pain. You are now dead.

Join the police and get a famethrower.
[3] You get a tear gas sprayer. Not as cool.

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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2013, 10:23:57 pm »

That was a pointless supervillain career.

Be a Superhero.
Have superpowers.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2013, 10:27:17 pm »

Begin turing the gang to vigilantism from the inside. Also chop off a rival gang members head and present it to the boos in hopes of a reward.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2013, 10:50:45 pm »

Eh, whatever.

Find whoever killed our leader and kill him.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2013, 01:16:39 am »

Kill darkpaladin109 again.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2013, 03:34:09 am »

Join as FBI.

Raid!
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2013, 05:31:02 am »

Defend myself from mastacheese.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2013, 01:06:13 pm »

Kill darkpaladin109 again.
Defend myself from mastacheese.
[1] [6] Mastahcheese misses the shot with his shotgun. Darkpaladin blows his brains out with the sniper rifle, but the Cartel spot him while he's firing on the building! [3] You barely avoid getting shot.

Join as FBI.

Raid!

You raid the Cartel HQ. [3] [5] You shoot a few dudes, and don't even get shot. You are the best FBI agent since that chick and that girl from the X-Files.

Eh, whatever.

Find whoever killed our leader and kill him.
[3] You wound DarkPaladin. He now has .5 health. [5] Unfortunately, he kills you and a few other Cartel guys with you. Man he is a badass.

That was a pointless supervillain career.

Be a Superhero.
Have superpowers.
(Really, you were more like a heroin junkie with superpowers...)
You are a superhero for the Police. [6] You have the power to manipulate bone into armor and weaponry, which is pretty fricken creepy, dude. Since the Police are rightly worried you might be a supervillain or at least a Dark Age hero, they put a restraining chip in your head that activates an explosive if you try to betray them.

Begin turing the gang to vigilantism from the inside. Also chop off a rival gang members head and present it to the boos in hopes of a reward.
[6] You turn a significant amount of the gang to vigilantism. There is now a Fourth Side, the Vigilantes, who are against everyone. [1] You get shot at by the Mafia since you're a dirty turncoat bastard. [6] You dodge the bullets, but the cops are coming!

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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2013, 01:08:09 pm »

Lead Atlantis to form our own nation against the horrors of the mainland!
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2013, 01:12:33 pm »

Find chief of police. Blow his brains out with my shitgun.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2013, 02:27:39 pm »

CREATE COMUNIST REVOLUTION, GET MY GRYAZEV-SHIPUNOV GSH-6-30 OUT TO USE AS FLYING CRAFT THAT IS ALSO A "DEATH FROM ABOVE"  WEPON
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2013, 03:02:21 pm »

Respawn and yet again hunt down the killer of our leader as the Cartel.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2013, 04:43:32 pm »

Ooh neat.

Continue backstory mode!

Have a young daughter with healing powers.
Hide the fact that I'm ripping off Marquis.
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Re: GANG WAR! Minimalist Cops & Robbers RTD
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2013, 04:52:14 pm »

Lead Atlantis to form our own nation against the horrors of the mainland!
[6] Revolution strikes on the coasts! However, since you are in some crappy flyover state, this does not effect you in the slightest. The Vigilantes are now Atlanteans.

Find chief of police. Blow his brains out with my shitgun.
[4] You blow his brains out with excrement. You mean bullets. Really. [6] You managed to sneak into the police station and shoot the CoP without anyone noticing. Unfortunately, the Cartel is following. [6] You blow their brains out. The police have noticed now. [6] You shoot many and take some of them hostage. This is now a hostage situation.

CREATE COMUNIST REVOLUTION, GET MY GRYAZEV-SHIPUNOV GSH-6-30 OUT TO USE AS FLYING CRAFT THAT IS ALSO A "DEATH FROM ABOVE"  WEPON
[4] You start a revolution that's communist, though it's kinda in the shadow of the massive attack by Atlanteans. You go to the mayor's house in a MiG to shoot at him. [1] The army shoots you down with an RPG. You are a martyr to the cause. People can now join Communists.

Respawn and yet again hunt down the killer of our leader as the Cartel.

[6] [3] You beat him to death with your bare hands. Darkpaladin is now dead. Unfortunately, he nicked you (.5 health) and you are in the middle of a hostage situation. [1] You have been shot in the head by a police sniper.

Ooh neat.

Continue backstory mode!

Have a young daughter with healing powers.
Hide the fact that I'm ripping off Marquis.

[3] You have a young daughter who disappointingly doesn't have any powers to speak of.
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