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Author Topic: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!  (Read 16480 times)

BFEL

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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #90 on: January 08, 2014, 01:06:44 am »

Curse the idiot. Head home, make good on my threat.

Seriously. You make the most skeptical, level-headed, and dignity-conscious guy the only guy who can't activate his ring, and what do you expect?

((I didn't do that! The DICE did that. Just bad luck man. Also I don't know if you used the actual proper phrase.
Also, fair warning, none of the things you threatened will work. Its one of those clingy invincible items.))
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #91 on: January 08, 2014, 01:12:33 am »

*Waits for GWG to get butchered*
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #92 on: January 08, 2014, 09:58:37 am »

Curse the idiot. Head home, make good on my threat.

Seriously. You make the most skeptical, level-headed, and dignity-conscious guy the only guy who can't activate his ring, and what do you expect?
((I didn't do that! The DICE did that. Just bad luck man. Also I don't know if you used the actual proper phrase.
Also, fair warning, none of the things you threatened will work. Its one of those clingy invincible items.))
((He's still going to try to smash it with a hammer. Then throw it in the garbage.))
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #93 on: January 08, 2014, 05:09:22 pm »

(1) you smash yourself with a hammer and then conveniently die in the trash.
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #94 on: January 08, 2014, 05:23:44 pm »

"AHAhahah....not quite what I meant to do. But fear not, for though justice is blind, even a blind clock strikes her enemy twice a day!"

SUPA SENTAI UNITE FOR UPPERCUT THE TROLL, NOT MYSELF
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #95 on: January 09, 2014, 01:14:59 am »

"AHAhahah....not quite what I meant to do. But fear not, for though justice is blind, even a blind clock strikes her enemy twice a day!"

SUPA SENTAI UNITE FOR UPPERCUT THE TROLL, NOT MYSELF

((Ah, you're the best at speeches Pancaek :P))
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #96 on: January 09, 2014, 05:56:28 am »

"All in a day work. I feel like I sidetrack myself...oh right."

Divekick back into the fight
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #97 on: January 09, 2014, 07:28:25 pm »

GET UUUUUP GET UP GET UP GET UP
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #98 on: January 10, 2014, 09:08:22 am »

Collapse the ground underneath the trolls.
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2014, 11:08:46 am »

"All in a day work. I feel like I sidetrack myself...oh right."

Divekick back into the fight
[6] You leap high into the air, pause in a cool pose for much longer then should be physically possible and then flip into a pose wherein your foot is pointing at the massed trolls, fire surrounding your toes and spreading into the air around you in the form of a phoenix, all of this explodes into a fireball when you contact the ground next to the trolls who [1-3=Overkill] make stupid faces at you right before being slowly vaporized in the most agonizing possible way.

When you look up, all the trolls are very very dead.

GET UUUUUP GET UP GET UP GET UP
[4] You groggily return to your senses, waking up to a loud explosion that makes your nose hurt.

Curse the idiot. Head home, make good on my threat.

Seriously. You make the most skeptical, level-headed, and dignity-conscious guy the only guy who can't activate his ring, and what do you expect?
As you begin to trot off toward your home [1] your skin starts burning horribly and as you look around you realize you have wandered into a fog of (mild) acid.
You turn around to get out of it when you see a FREAKING LION that roars in your face.
You then run the hell back to the group to piss yourself vigorously.

The rest of you stop your celebration dances and stare at the lion, which then stands up onto two feet revealing that its body is apparently a mish-mash of parts, all arranged in a way that looks roughly feminine. All-in-all, the beast is roughly ten feet tall when standing this way.

So what prey has wandered across my path today? Naughty cubs, vaporizing my dinner like that! I suppose that I need to find a new meal now... the franken-lioness ends with a incredibly disturbing smile that chills your blood.
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #100 on: January 10, 2014, 11:13:46 am »

Throw rock.
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #101 on: January 10, 2014, 01:42:44 pm »

"Okay, what the hell."

Pinch self. If this fails, throw the ring at the lioness.
(Watch me get a crit.)
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #102 on: January 11, 2014, 07:29:26 am »

"We are not prey, we are the true defenders of this earth, vanquishers of evil, we are the SUPA SENTAI WARRIORS OF JUSTICE! Despair all ye evildoers who enter, for the light shall burn you away! This world belongs to humans, you and your ilk have no business here!"

say above, be ready to defend myself should she attack
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #103 on: January 11, 2014, 11:00:28 am »

"What he said."

Clair punch!
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Re: SUPA SENTAI ROLL TO WARRIOR ELEMENT UNITE TO DODGE!
« Reply #104 on: January 13, 2014, 06:35:08 pm »

Return even more to my senses and get in combat again.
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