As the foursome start to follow their fearless leader Clair, they begin to lose her in the passages of the cave. Then she comes running back and exclaims that she found something "rad" over in the room she was exploring.
You look around at each other, shrug, and then follow her deeper into the cavern.
There you find a stone altar with five rings sitting upon it. Each corresponding to the favorite color of one of you.
Clair, having lead you all to see the "rad" development, immediately snatches up the red one and shoves it down on her finger so quickly you barely register it.
This seems to have triggered something the observant among you realize to be "bad" and a dusky smoke fills the room before forming into a remarkably racist caricature of a Chinese man, yellow robe, buck teeth and all.
OOOOH NO DEY GONE FOUND DA LINGS AGAIN. Stupid teenagel arways stearing walliol erement. I hide walliol erement in tlee, teenagel chop down tlee, take walliol erement. I hide in bush, teenagel farr in bush, take walliol erement. I hide in chop suey, teenagel eat chop suey, poop out walliol erement. Stoly arways same.
Werr, I carr Yu Rang, I sirry nallative device to intloduce new concept.
Arso you jus bloke pranet. Again. Now monstels come back and try take walliol erement. If dey want so bad maybe dey just make teenagel, find eventuarry, save tloubre.
But dey just try take walliol erement flom teenagel. Monstel not arr dat smalt.
You all stare, dumbfounded at this development.
Sho who have stupid question?