((Oh hush, everyone likes spontaneous voyeurism, don't pretend your not peeping on that wyvern across the street right now ))
((*glares*))
((Ok, ok, sorry. I'm obviously joking about you peeping, but yeah as for the "turning you into perverts" thing as you MIGHT have figured out from every other post I've ever made, I myself am a pervert. Also silly. So I naturally gravitate everything I have control over towards "silly perversion"
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I'll try and tone it down for you.))
"Ass kicking engage! No? Magic heart fire activation! No?"
Go through phrases until transformation(she missed Bobby's shout.)
[2] You stand around unsuccessfully talking to your jewelry
"Are you Ready to Rumble? Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Where's the Beef? Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is?""Yes, feel the power of JUSTICE, you fiends!"
observe the effects of the the light attack. Then focus on the ring and scream "Super sentai unite for weapon of justice!". Hope this spawns a machine gun
[3] The burst of light impacts the Trolls, giving them a light sunburn that quickly repairs itself. They look at you and scream out in unison
"YOU MAD BRO?"As the Light surrounding your body dies down it reveals that you have magically changed into some tight white spandex, complete with helmet that feels like its probably made of cheap plastic. You can see through the visor at least. Though you wonder why you don't feel your other clothes under it, and suddenly are glad that the light hid your likely naked transforming body.
After taking all that in, you scream out
Super sentai unite for weapon of justice! which does absolutely nothing.
[5] You realize this is because you used "super" instead of "supa" STUPID SYNTAX
"Yes, feel the power of JUSTICE, you fiends!"
observe the effects of the the light attack. Then focus on the ring and scream "Super sentai unite for weapon of justice!". Hope this spawns a machine gun
"I feel ashamed to be following your lead, but it should help.
"Super Sentai Unite for Great Justice!"
Attempt to activate ring.
[5] You also realize the syntax error. And feel less ashamed! Progress!
Woah, no need to get this close right now. Wait, there's some writing on the ring..
Scramble away from the trolls. Read the writing on my ring.
[5] You all but teleport away from them. Then you [3] wonder what the hell "Supa Sentai" is.
"Brilliant."
Hop back up, run off the wall and kick myself off of the wall towards the monsters, kicking them in the face.
[2] You jump back onto your feet and then run directly into the wall again. Maybe hitting your head against a wall over and over isn't the best combat strategy.
[4] Lucky for you, they now feel entirely unthreatened by the person beating herself up and decide to focus on the one person who actually seems to be a threat.
Trolls: [5]
The Trolls quickly leap over and attack Bobby, slashing at him with their claws [5][5+2=7] He dodges their savage blows effortlessly, feeling imbued with a speed unlike any else found in the world.
The Trolls are now in a compromised position [-1 to their next roll]