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Tack

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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #165 on: January 27, 2014, 10:47:53 pm »

I feel as though this game will not sell well...
« Last Edit: January 27, 2014, 11:07:41 pm by Tack »
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #166 on: January 27, 2014, 10:54:59 pm »

As long as barrels in the game bleed too.
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #167 on: January 28, 2014, 01:18:46 am »

I was laughing at how Soli delivered it after...everything else. How he delivered it, not it in itself. :P

Sillies.
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #168 on: January 28, 2014, 10:46:22 am »

Still throwing money at my screen. If there's anyone who can make this menstruation game a fun and interesting, yet respectful and empowering, gameplay experience while retaining the blood fountain core mechanic, it's you guys.

I look forward to release day.
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #169 on: January 28, 2014, 12:00:52 pm »

The only thing I've got on the top of my head is where you play MR. Period and roam around looking for women who are 'in the window' and then you got a limited time to go over and punch em in the gut and then blood fountains. Scoring based on situation each one is in (super bonus points if you get one in the middle of a presentation). 

If you miss them, that means they get pregnant and you can't score off them anymore this round. Round ends when all the women are pregnant or time runs out.  Really high scores mean the entire screen is covered with blood.

K, what ideas do other people have?

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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #170 on: January 28, 2014, 12:03:02 pm »

Moving on to a new topic sounds like a good idea.

So, any shiny new updoots on the actual task at hand?
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #171 on: January 28, 2014, 02:09:40 pm »

Think Hotline Miami, but with tampons instead of masks.
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #172 on: January 28, 2014, 02:42:11 pm »

That is a sexist generalization.
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #173 on: January 28, 2014, 04:41:51 pm »

Yeah this is getting too graphic to remain at all tasteful. Let's move on to discussing how much more fun Final Fantasy Tactics would've been if every class was some manner of shrubbery, because god damn that is a premise I can get behind.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #174 on: January 28, 2014, 06:56:45 pm »

Yeah this is getting too graphic to remain at all tasteful. Let's move on to discussing how much more fun Final Fantasy Tactics would've been if every class was some manner of shrubbery, because god damn that is a premise I can get behind.
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #175 on: January 28, 2014, 07:05:12 pm »

Knowing Solifuge and Vector's writing as far as I see, I wonder if they can also do parody-games? Seems like a good possibility on a side-note.
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #176 on: January 28, 2014, 08:41:18 pm »

Let's move on to discussing how much more fun Final Fantasy Tactics would've been if every class was some manner of shrubbery, because god damn that is a premise I can get behind.
That would start off really awesome, and then get boring quite fast.

Sucks that there was no morpher in FFT2. I enjoyed the cuteness.
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #177 on: January 28, 2014, 08:43:13 pm »

What do you get when you cross Final Fantasy Tactics, shrubberies, and menstruation?
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #178 on: January 28, 2014, 09:16:57 pm »

What do you get when you cross Final Fantasy Tactics, shrubberies, and menstruation?
Something less awesome than shrubberies. Also probably more critic-attracting because only some of the units getting hit by a debuff the others never get.
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Re: Victory Garden Games
« Reply #179 on: January 28, 2014, 10:01:07 pm »

Yeah this is getting too graphic to remain at all tasteful. Let's move on to discussing how much more fun Final Fantasy Tactics would've been if every class was some manner of shrubbery, because god damn that is a premise I can get behind.
Holy hot damn how do I sign up.
I assume by throwing money at your screen. I don't know these things, I'm just jumping to wild conclusions from a single screenshot.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.
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