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Crusader Kings 2:Magyar Greek Viking Succession Game
« on: December 19, 2013, 08:24:23 pm »

Greetings ladies and mentlegen,I The Great and Powerful Xeron greet you today.I bring you a new Crusader Kings 2 succession game that is a bit more......insane.I have basically created a Greek Norse king of Magyars.And as if that is not enough he is a ugly Leper,lunatic,possessed siphylitical harelipped,stuttering ,hunchback clubfooted dwarf.A cynical abomination bearing the seven virtues that has 19 sons and 2 daughters.
Please do feel welcome to sign up
Rules:
1.You may select any member of the dynasty
2.You play until you die,then you must pass on the save
3.No intentional sabotage of other players
4.Have fun
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5.Sheb
6.Vagel7
« Last Edit: December 22, 2013, 06:22:22 am by Xeron »
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Re: Crusader Kings 2:Magyar Greek Viking Succession Game
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 09:19:41 pm »

In for the madness.
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Re: Crusader Kings 2:Magyar Greek Viking Succession Game
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 03:45:40 am »

Journal of King GAAAAA-Gabriel Du Dros,date i have no idea .
In my last moments of mental clarity i write this journal,for posterity and for CHEESE !
Bulgarian troglodytes defeated in our holy way for Hungary,scoring a glorious victory for us,Magyars.
I wonder why nobody likes me,surely they envy my endearing physical appearance.My 19 sons like me atleast.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I have picked up a lady in the siege of Iasi,she will surely grow to like me.
Granted Duchy of Crimea,Duchy of Pereyaslavl,Duchy of Galich to Prince Pelagios
Granted Duchy of Moldau,Duchy of Transylvania ,Duchy of Temes,Duchy of Pest to Prince Pantoleon
I have ordered the artists to create a great runestone,speaking of Xuhmalz,the one that rests within my accursed body.
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A Bishop named Arrigo has arrived,preaching something about some guy being his own father and getting up from the dead.He has been taught of the importance of sight.And the tragedy of losing it.
The puny count of Barlad rebelled against his Bulgarian liege,so i took the opportunity to enslave him.
My spymaster informed me of a most horrid thing.One of my sons,prince Maurikos seeked to kill one of his own brothers.I have grabbed the brat by the throat,and ...*persuaded* him to cease his foolishness.He complied.
Prince Anastasios has grown up,he has become a most formidable economist,for he is Midas Touched.
The Magyar Subjugation of Ruthenia has started,and was swiftly ended when our army crushed theirs.
I have granted most of the war captures to Prince Anastasios.
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....I feel the call of my father.But ...it is not time yet
Gabriel Du Dros dies
Savegame in the spoiler

« Last Edit: December 20, 2013, 03:50:26 am by Xeron »
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Re: Crusader Kings 2:Magyar Greek Viking Succession Game
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2013, 05:41:34 pm »

The Tale of King Maurikios: A Short Fable of the Dangers of Kingship

King Maurikios was Elected in 12 March in the Year of our Lord 870. Being a dirty, damned to eternal suffering Norse Pagan, despite having illustrious Greek blood pumping through his veins, He ordered a commissioning of a runestone in his Father's name.

His relatives Dorothea, Martha, Zenon, and Sergia, the blessed conspirator, arrived shortly thereafter.

On the 23 of May in the same Year, the Runestone was raised.
Spoiler: Damned Dirty Runestone (click to show/hide)

On the 12th of September, War was declared on the Neighboring Tribe of Lithuania, a small Baltic Pagan Tribe who could not withstand the onslaught of the Magyar troops. They capitulated in less than a Year.

In joyous celebration, including blood-drinking and ritual sacrifice (Pagans!), Simonis, daughter of Maurikios and (Undeserving of the Title) Queen Hypatia, was born on the 28th of September.

On the 13th of October, the Lithuanians were mercilessly slaughtered by Magyar invaders. Good riddance to all who died, I say.

On the 17th of March in the Year of our Lord 871, following the fall of Vilnus' major stronghold, the Lithuanians surrendered control of the province to the Magyars.
Spoiler: Cowards, All of Them (click to show/hide)

With the main Magyar force free from War, they moved to crush a Rebel uprising. On the 4th of August, the rebels were routed entirely.

On the 28th of December, Maurikios was... "blessed" with the birth of a son, whom he named Pelagios. Pelagios would have an important role to play in the coming years, although not of his own volition.

During the peaceful time of Maurikios' reign, money was actually spent rather wisely, as improvements to the strongholds under Maurikios' control were improved. The provincial rule of his brothers was also renovated, and his brothers were grateful for the provincial grants.

On the 1st of May, in the Year of our Lord 873, war was won against the Crimean Tatars, in a push to gain further control of the Black Sea. Magyars claimed the old provincial linings of Antiquity in the declaration of war, and the Crimeans had little troops to combat the Magyars, let alone both the Magyars and another force to the East.

On the 2nd of May, the Principality of Cherson, a minor province on the tip of the Crimean Peninsula in open revolt against the Basileus of the Eastern Roman Empire, was declared the target of conquest by the Magyars. Magyar troops quickly moved into the province.

On the 8th of October, Sergia's plot to kill the King of the Magyars, Maurikios, succeeded. Maurikios was diverted into the woods, and brutally murdered by men hired by Sergia. He was 26.

« Last Edit: December 20, 2013, 05:49:36 pm by inteuniso »
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Re: Crusader Kings 2:Magyar Greek Viking Succession Game
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 09:11:37 pm »

I'll take a turn
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Re: Crusader Kings 2:Magyar Greek Viking Succession Game
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2013, 08:00:42 pm »

The Life and Death of Despot Pelagios the Brief

Pelagios the Brief first came to power at the respectable age of 1, on the year 873.
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His heir, jarl Pelagios, was a most sure supporter of despot Pelagios the Brief.
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Many great feats happened during the great reign of Pelagios, such as the imprisionment of one of his aunts, as well as one of his uncles.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And the army led by the ghost of his dead father.
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His regent was of the trustworthy sort.
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But, sadly, that was not to be.
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And so ends the memorable reign of Pelagios the Brief.

Despot Pelagios is dead. All hail Despot Pelagios.

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Re: Crusader Kings 2:Magyar Greek Viking Succession Game
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2013, 08:59:33 pm »

I'll be taking my turn here soon.

E: Not going to be taking a turn after all, I don't have access to my computer with CK2.
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2013, 03:47:39 am »

I guess i'm up for the next brief reign.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2013, 04:14:09 am »

Can I sign up?
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2013, 05:18:09 am »

Sure,if you want you can have this turn.
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2013, 05:21:25 am »

Awesome, playing right now.
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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2013, 05:52:15 am »

I'd also like to take a turn, please!
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2013, 08:33:53 am »

The Tales of Pelagios II

Pelagios II was a leader in the finest tradition of the Du Dros dynasty: a stressed coward that only got his position by murdering his infant kin.



His first order of business was to finish a couple wars he inherited, most notably against Cherson. He also founded the Royal Nagyar Guard (Literacy wasn't a priority for the warlike Magyars). At the time a small body of 500 men organized on the model of the Greek cataphracts, the RNG was destined to become a leading factor in the future of the Magyar Kingdom.

His unique style of leadership was shown shortly afterward. Faced with an ultimatum for Pereyalsavian Independance, he accidentaly granted them they wishes ("I though he asked if Peyotl cause dependance!").

Luckily for him, at attack by the King of Bulgaria provided a welcome excuse to get away from the haters at court.



While leading his troops in the field, Pelagios met a strange sorceress. Her power had a strange influence on him, and she became his concubine, as well as the Court Völva, a position whose prestige was only slightly diminished by the crowd of kids continually making crude jokes about its name's likeness to 'vulva'.





Just as the Völva's advice were leading the Magyars to victory, the King of Moravia decided to join in the fun.



Pelagios had no choice but to hire mercenaries with the money earned from the Bulgarian War. With two companies of sellswords as well as his RNG and whatever troops might be had, he set upon the Moravian army, as it was attacking a few hundred men belonging to Prince Pantoleon. Sadly this meant that due to the ancient laws of war, when the King of Moravia was captured, he belonged to the Prince and not the Kind, thus lengthening the war sometime.



Around thise time, King Pelagios decided war was boring after all, and he decided to buy an inn. While his generals were winning the war, he somehow managed to loose 20 golds after trashing the inn with a talking donkey that decided to stay stubbornly silent. (Sadly I don't have screenshots of this).

At this point the Kingdom of Magyar had around 3000 mercenaries in its employ, and 500 golds in its coffer from war reparations. Meanwhile, up north, the Rurikid King of Helmgadr had renounced the Norse gods and embraced the Slavic faith of his subjects. Since he was also the fattest target around, it was decided to hire some more mercenaries, and subjugate Rus from the Rurikid.



18 months later, the treasury was empty, but Rus was Magyar, nearly doubling the Realm's size. In only 5 years, Pelagios II has marked his name as the most successful stupid King in the dynasty's history.








Any comments on the style? Spoilered images maybe?


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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2013, 08:37:44 am »

A fantastic job,Sheb althrough it's not my place to criticize,the only thing that is missing are spoilered images
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2013, 08:53:07 am »

I actually like this more than spoilered images. Add in the fact that you sized the pics well so that I don't have to scroll sideways.
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