Chase the last one down and ask him for directions.
You (10(crit!)) get lost and walk into the dreaded pirate Nobeard. In case you’re wondering, she does not have a beard.
Rest up.
You (10) take a nap and regenerate most of your health.
Rome
"CARTHAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
KILL THE ONES WHO ARE ATTACKING MY CITY.
You (9+4=13) help slaughter the invaders, and are successful to the point that your allies feel motivated.
invaders: 3 lvl 2 soldiers
defenders: 4 lvl 3 legionnaires
| Siege of Rome |
| poketwo (9+4=13) | soldier 1 (5) | soldier 1 dies |
| legionaire 1 (6+1=7) | soldier 2 (4) | soldier 2 dies |
| legionnaire 2 (8+1=9) | soldier 3 (6) | soldier 3 dies |
The invaders are gone, for now.
Endless Crater
You (7) try to turn the valve, but the wolf (10+2=12 vs 7) decides to try and eat you first, dealing noticeable damage.
Backwater
That was the morning after an all-night Harry Potter movie marathon, which is my excuse for mistaking the NPC Actions spoiler for the PC Actions one.
Determine what nourishment they require and provide it.
See if I can teach them how to talk. Because while young dragons might have genius-level intellect, they're still kids.
You (2+3=5) try to provide them with some fish to help them grow. The male spider (6(crit!)+1=7) grows into a lvl 3 arachnid, while the female spider (5+1=6) grows into a lvl 3 spider queen.
Continue the defense
You (1+1=2) don’t have the best luck.
buff defenders with spells "you can't kill me! I'm the lich king! I'm gonna kick some mongel ass!"
You (9) manage to temporarily buff someone. You end up giving Larnath a +3.
Grow a second head. Continue attacking SBC. If I get horribly injured, run away.
You (12(crit!)+2=14) continue attacking, and even manage to simultaneously grow a second head.
That one looks yummy. Ssstab the khan so I can get at the yumminess.
You (7) try to stab him.
Continue the slaughter against Genghis Khan.
You (8+4=12)
invaders: 1 lvl 5 mecha, lvl 6 Genghis Khan (17/27), darkpaladin (12/12)
defenders: Nirur Torir (11/13), Larnath (5/5), SBC (11/12), DAF (30/36)
| Siege of Backwater |
| darkpaladin (14) | SBC (2) | SBC is slain |
| Genghis Khan (5+3+2=10) | DAF (12) | Genghis Khan takes 2 damage |
| mecha (11) | Larnath (3+3=6) | Larnath is defeated |
| Genghis Khan (10) | Nirur Torir (7) | Nirur Torir takes 3 damage. |
surviving invaders: 1 lvl 5 mecha, lvl 6 Genghis Khan (15/27), darkpaladin (18/18)
surviving defenders: Nirur Torir (8/13), DAF (30/36)
Afterlife
Revive
You (9) successfully manage to wake up. You are now outside a mysterious temple, with a small portion of your health. You appear to be naked.
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