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[darkpaladin109]

Develop psychic powers.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Use my power to bring DAF to the darkness

Use my power to bring DAF to the darkness

You must really want to bring him to the darkness.

[BFEL]

Use my power to bring DAF to the darkness

Use my power to bring DAF to the darkness

You must really want to bring him to the darkness.

Or he knows his first attempt will fail, so he pre-emptively readied a second try.

[scapheap]

"I think it time to bring down the roof."

Collapsed the cave/ruin? with KI and Sword

[Nirur Torir]

Acquire a knife from the nearest merchant of sharpened goods and implements.

[BFEL]

Acquire a knife from the nearest merchant of sharpened goods and implements.

[1] The merchant stabs you! Knife acquired!

[Superblackcat]

Bumb aattss

[Nirur Torir]

Acquire a knife from the nearest merchant of sharpened goods and implements.

[1] The merchant stabs you! Knife acquired!

A knife and a meal? A true bargain!

[aattss]

Spoiler: Non-player Actions (click to show/hide)

The world (17) decides to give a random player a crit. In this case, the RNG chooses Nirur Torir.

The Masked Man (??) checks the time.

Rome (7) expands its influence.

The Mongols (5) send Genghis Khan.

The eggs (2,2) both feel a little cold.

Spoiler: Player Actions (click to show/hide)

Fuck... Well, I believe that the city is next, I believe it's called Plot Point due to the heavy reliance on farming in it's early days. Let's go there.

You ask Conny for directions. You (2) are now lost.

Acquire a knife from the nearest merchant of sharpened goods and implements.

You (10(boon(crit!))) find a knife made of mithril.

Rome

eliminate discontent.

You (7) manage to satisfy the masses by hosting gladiator matches.

Mysterious Temple

Move bitches until they get out the way.

"I think it time to bring down the roof."

Collapsed the cave/ruin? with KI and Sword

Scapheap (7+2=9 vs 12 (crit!)) fails to bring the roof down, and instead kamikazes, taking 6 damage but dealing 3+1=4 damage.

Endless Crater

Fuck... Well, I believe that the city is next, I believe it's called Plot Point due to the heavy reliance on farming in it's early days. Let's go there.

((You are a master at this and I want to hug you ))

Look like every other rock around, except moving sneakily around the wolf towards whatever the hell my goal is in here.

You (6 vs 5+2=7) see that there’s some glowy thing, but then see the wolf’s head perk up as it smells food.

Backwater

Incubate eggs.

You (7+3=10) make both eggs ready to hatch.

Develop psychic powers.

You (7) successfully develop psychic powers.

CONTINUE DEFENDING THE TOWN/KILLING ALL INVADERS!

You (13+4=17) continue being overpowered.

Backwater
Present: DarkArtemisFowl, GWG, others insignificant
Lair: belongs to GWG, gives +3 to owner for ALL rolls while inside lair, 2 eggs (d6)
Mongol Horde (d12) (wave 2/3): 1 lvl 5 mecha, 1 lvl 4 officer (1/8), 1 lvl 5 red mecha (10/12)

I'm INSIGNIFICANT!?

Continue killing

You (10+1=11) fare quite well.

Use my power to bring DAF to the darkness

You (11+3=14) fail.

invaders: 1 lvl 5 mecha, 1 lvl 4 officer (1/8), 1 lvl 5 red mecha (10/12), Genghis Khan (27/27) (BOSS) (+3 to rolls while under the sky)
defenders: DAF (30/36), SBC (11/12)

Siege of Backwater
Genghis Khan (10+3=13)	DAF (17)	Genghis Khan takes 4 damage
officer (6)	SBC (11)	officer is defeated
mecha (11)	SBC(11)	draw
red mecha (5)	DAF(17)	red mecha is finished

invaders left: 1 lvl 5 mecha, Genghis Khan (23/27)
defenders left: DAF (30/36), SBC (11/12)

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

kj1225
health: 4/8
level 4 (d10)
type: half-human herbivore hero

starting adventuring gear: +1 to damage dealt
Conny (lvl 3) (5/5) (half fire elemental)
plot armor (+1): for not dying

GreatWrymGold
health: 11/11
level 4 (d10)
type: wrym

BFEL
health: 12/12
level 5 (d12)
type: magma human

2 lvl 3 companions

scapheap
(dead)
level 4 (d10)

Nirur Torir
health: 11/13
level 5 (d12)
type: floran

mithril knife (+4)

Yourmaster
level 5 (d12)
dead

Superblackcat
health: 11/12
level 5 (d12)
type: Slayer of Masked Men and Bad Guys

foe (+1) (Masked Men)
foe (+1) (bad men)

DarkArtemisFowl
health: 30/36
level 8 (d18)
type: Knight of Light and Lust

Knight of Light (+4): when rolling against “evil” characters.
Knight of Lust (+4): for succubi-related actions

TCM
health: 9/18
level 6 (d12)
type: steampunk horseman assassin

assassin: +3 damage to first successful hit
enchanted quest GPS

darkpaladin109
health: 12/12
level 5 (d12)
type: cyclops

1 get-out-of-a-tough-situation-free card
phsychic powers (+2)

poketwo
health: 7/7
level 3 (d8)
type: roman general

5 lvl 3 legionnaires
combat (+2)

Spoiler: Non-player Notes (click to show/hide)

World
integrity: undef.
level: undef. (d20)

Backwater
Present: DarkArtemisFowl, GWG, SuperBlackCat others insignificant
Lair: belongs to GWG, gives +3 to owner for ALL rolls while inside lair, 2 hatching eggs (d6)
Mongol Horde (wave 3/3): 1 lvl 5 mecha, 1 lvl 4 officer (1/8), 1 lvl 5 red mecha (10/12), lvl 6 Genghis Khan (27/27) (BOSS) (+3 to rolls while under the sky)

Masked Man
health: ??
level ?? (d??)
type: ??

Rome
poketwo, 5 lvl 3 legionnaires, citizens
d8
25% expanded
discontent: 1

Mysterious Temple
entrance:
first room:TCM
??: ??
??: ??
??: ??

Plot Point

Endless Crater
first encounter: BFEL and co.
??: BYPASS
??: BYPASS
core: lvl 4 Ancient Dire Wolf (12/12) (BOSS) (+2 to rolls)

[kj1225]

Ever onward to Plot Point and learning who my dad is. But before I leave make a memorial to Scap.

[darkpaladin109]

Use my psychic powers to fling rubble at SBC before smashing him and attempting to eat him alive again.

[Nirur Torir]

HAHAHAHAHA! From level 1 to level 5, and with a +4 mithril knife.
Return to Backwater. Consume one of the "heart containers" on the invading side.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Use my psychic powers to fling rubble at SBC before smashing him and attempting to eat him alive again.

Don't think I saw you change targets

KILL GENGHIS KHAN DAMMIT. THE 45th GUARDIAN WILL NOT FALL TO SUCH MORTAL FOOLS.

[Yourmaster]

get back up because I'm tired of these bitch mongels in Backwater

[Superblackcat]

Attack Genghis while he's not under the sky, If he is, kick Darkpaladins ass.