continue expanding my empire, recruit a new solider.
You (7) successfully recruit a legionnaire and conquer the area. Your soldiers (5,4,2) and your legionnaires (3,7) do well.
type: floran coward
Use plants as makeshift bandages to cover my wounds.
You (8 (crit!)) manage to grow bandages out of yourself, managing to regrow both your hitpoints and your pride.
"Arrghh, Who the hell are you?"
Try to get away from the masked man if he means me harm.
You soon realize that he means harm. He (?? vs 7) uses one hand to break your consciousness into pieces.
“One reagent acquired.”Mysterious TempleScaps kicks the dead golem "Do you wish to keep going?" he asks the other one
Slay if he does
You (8(crit!)+2=10 vs 3) break the golem to pieces.
Try and talk my way through. Failing that murdering a guard would be the next best idea.
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kj (3 vs 1) manages to convince the guards that he’s not a bad person. Unfortunately, they’re not going to let anyone through. Then,
TCM comes in and (9-1.5 vs 7) deals 1.5+3=4.5 damage to kj. The guards notice this and are now aggressive against TCM.
Endless Crater((Ok so I guess that means rats in this world are dumb enough to attack something that can kill them just from contact (to say nothing of convection). Ah well, no skin off my back 
))
Fire of the worlds core, peace Igneans way
Unable to approach, unable to waylay
Find the center, of cratered lands
Unthreatened by rodents hands
((Yeah, still working on the assumption that any attacking rat would be instamelted before it does any damage. Probably not a good assumption, this being an RtD, but hey, roleplaying XD))
You attempt to passive-aggresively fend off the rats.
| Rat encounter |
| rat 1 (2) | companion 2 (4) | rat 1 dies |
| rat 2 (5) | BFEL (1) | BFEL takes 4 damage |
| rat 3 (1) | companion 1 (8 ) | rat 3 dies |
| rat 4 (1) | BFEL (6) | rat 4 dies |
The surviving rat scurries off, although you somehow took damage from a rat due to bad luck. It appears that there will be absolutely no difficulties whatsoever.
Should you try to go forward, or prepare yourself first?
Backwater
proceed to gain ultimate power " To protect the world from devastation, to unite all people within my smoldering town of a nation, to denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend my reach to the stars above, team necro death hero blast off at the speed of light, so surrender now or prepare to fight!" lhere was no stopping that sentence because invincible undead liches tend not to have to breathe
You (8 ) give yourself a temporary power boost.
CONTINUE MY WRATH AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES BESIEGING THE TOWN.
You (16 (crit!) +3=19) fuck them all.
Yourmaster is now dead.
Whoo!
Continue searching my home.
You find something that you realize is (3) very interesting.
Afterlife
You (2) successfully turn in an application to reincarnate. Now you just need to wait for a response. Dying can really suck when you get poor dice rolls.
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