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[TCM]

Kill TCM

Since Excalibur hunting isn't doing to well, let's take a break a stab this guy through both lungs.

"Hey TCM... Why are you even listening to that mysterious man? How's this? You are much stronger than this... Floran... Wanna make a deal, and see who this mysterious man actually is? I'll happily let you be my owner, given that I'm not melted down and of the such. Of course, if you don't honor this, and still give me to the man... you'll die a horrible death!"

"Stronger? Who cares how strong I am. I'm an Assassin Hitman, I get paid for this. I don't care about justice and honor and all those silly things. Also, I'm a goddamn horseman, and killing humans is my way to get revenge for centuries of specieism against my people."

[Superblackcat]

"I'll make you into the goddamn strongest assassin!"

[TCM]

"I'll make you into the goddamn strongest assassin!"

"Eh, I just care about money."

[BFEL]

Kill TCM

Since Excalibur hunting isn't doing to well, let's take a break a stab this guy through both lungs.

"Hey TCM... Why are you even listening to that mysterious man? How's this? You are much stronger than this... Floran... Wanna make a deal, and see who this mysterious man actually is? I'll happily let you be my owner, given that I'm not melted down and of the such. Of course, if you don't honor this, and still give me to the man... you'll die a horrible death!"

"Stronger? Who cares how strong I am. I'm an Assassin Hitman, I get paid for this. I don't care about justice and honor and all those silly things. Also, I'm a goddamn horseman, and killing humans is my way to get revenge for centuries of specieism against my people."

((Y'know I thought you were just an assassin riding a horse. You should probably use "centaur" instead of "horseman" as the second already has an established common meaning.))

[TCM]

Kill TCM

Since Excalibur hunting isn't doing to well, let's take a break a stab this guy through both lungs.

"Hey TCM... Why are you even listening to that mysterious man? How's this? You are much stronger than this... Floran... Wanna make a deal, and see who this mysterious man actually is? I'll happily let you be my owner, given that I'm not melted down and of the such. Of course, if you don't honor this, and still give me to the man... you'll die a horrible death!"

"Stronger? Who cares how strong I am. I'm an Assassin Hitman, I get paid for this. I don't care about justice and honor and all those silly things. Also, I'm a goddamn horseman, and killing humans is my way to get revenge for centuries of specieism against my people."

((Y'know I thought you were just an assassin riding a horse. You should probably use "centaur" instead of "horseman" as the second already has an established common meaning.))

((He's not a Centaur, he's a Horseman. A Centaur is a creature with a man's upper body and a horse's lower body. A Horseman is a combination of the two species similar to what a Minotaur is, if you replaced the Bull features with Equine ones.))

[darkpaladin109]

Kill TCM

Since Excalibur hunting isn't doing to well, let's take a break a stab this guy through both lungs.

"Hey TCM... Why are you even listening to that mysterious man? How's this? You are much stronger than this... Floran... Wanna make a deal, and see who this mysterious man actually is? I'll happily let you be my owner, given that I'm not melted down and of the such. Of course, if you don't honor this, and still give me to the man... you'll die a horrible death!"

"Stronger? Who cares how strong I am. I'm an Assassin Hitman, I get paid for this. I don't care about justice and honor and all those silly things. Also, I'm a goddamn horseman, and killing humans is my way to get revenge for centuries of specieism against my people."

((Y'know I thought you were just an assassin riding a horse. You should probably use "centaur" instead of "horseman" as the second already has an established common meaning.))

((He's not a Centaur, he's a Horseman. A Centaur is a creature with a man's upper body and a horse's lower body. A Horseman is a combination of the two species similar to what a Minotaur is, if you replaced the Bull features with Equine ones.))

((The confusion was mostly due to the fact that horseman is a term for someone riding a horse. You could have specified he was half man half horse. Also, he seems incredibly similar to Sparklelord from Dr Mcninja.))

[TCM]

((The confusion was mostly due to the fact that horseman is a term for someone riding a horse. You could have specified he was half man half horse. Also, he seems incredibly similar to Sparlelord from Dr Mcninja.))

((What could I say? Too much Dwarf Fortress on my mind, what with the Antmen and Codmen and so on, thus I automatically assume that any "-man" species is a human/animal hybrid.

My character is not based on Sparlelord actually, since I didn't know who Sparlelord was until you mentioned him.))

[BFEL]

((The confusion was mostly due to the fact that horseman is a term for someone riding a horse. You could have specified he was half man half horse. Also, he seems incredibly similar to Sparlelord from Dr Mcninja.))

((What could I say? Too much Dwarf Fortress on my mind, what with the Antmen and Codmen and so on, thus I automatically assume that any "-man" species is a human/animal hybrid.

My character is not based on Sparlelord actually, since I didn't know who Sparlelord was until you mentioned him.))

((O.O YOU NEED TO GO READ DR. MCNINJA! NOW! IN FACT I NEED TO GO READ DR. MCNINJA. BUT MOSTLY YOU BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING AND YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL IT HAS ENTERED YOUR LIFE.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((The confusion was mostly due to the fact that horseman is a term for someone riding a horse. You could have specified he was half man half horse. Also, he seems incredibly similar to Sparlelord from Dr Mcninja.))

((What could I say? Too much Dwarf Fortress on my mind, what with the Antmen and Codmen and so on, thus I automatically assume that any "-man" species is a human/animal hybrid.
My character is not based on Sparlelord actually, since I didn't know who Sparlelord was until you mentioned him.))

((O.O YOU NEED TO GO READ DR. MCNINJA! NOW! IN FACT I NEED TO GO READ DR. MCNINJA. BUT MOSTLY YOU BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING AND YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL IT HAS ENTERED YOUR LIFE.))

((And that's my cue to not read Dr. McNinja.))

[TCM]

((The confusion was mostly due to the fact that horseman is a term for someone riding a horse. You could have specified he was half man half horse. Also, he seems incredibly similar to Sparlelord from Dr Mcninja.))

((What could I say? Too much Dwarf Fortress on my mind, what with the Antmen and Codmen and so on, thus I automatically assume that any "-man" species is a human/animal hybrid.
My character is not based on Sparlelord actually, since I didn't know who Sparlelord was until you mentioned him.))

((O.O YOU NEED TO GO READ DR. MCNINJA! NOW! IN FACT I NEED TO GO READ DR. MCNINJA. BUT MOSTLY YOU BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING AND YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL IT HAS ENTERED YOUR LIFE.))

((And that's my cue to not read Dr. McNinja.))

((Says Mr. Wyrm Zealot himself. ))

[BFEL]

((The confusion was mostly due to the fact that horseman is a term for someone riding a horse. You could have specified he was half man half horse. Also, he seems incredibly similar to Sparlelord from Dr Mcninja.))

((What could I say? Too much Dwarf Fortress on my mind, what with the Antmen and Codmen and so on, thus I automatically assume that any "-man" species is a human/animal hybrid.
My character is not based on Sparlelord actually, since I didn't know who Sparlelord was until you mentioned him.))

((O.O YOU NEED TO GO READ DR. MCNINJA! NOW! IN FACT I NEED TO GO READ DR. MCNINJA. BUT MOSTLY YOU BECAUSE IT IS AMAZING AND YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL IT HAS ENTERED YOUR LIFE.))

((And that's my cue to not read Dr. McNinja.))

((The main character is a ninja doctor, his receptionist is a gorilla that knows sign language, and his sidekick is a Mexican boy who was part of a gang of velociraptor riding banditos who grew facial hair at his young age by sheer force of will.

The "Sparklelord" that was mentioned is a Unicorn Hitler from an alternate world who manifests in Dr. Mcninjas world as a GODDAMN MOTORCYCLE. That can pretty much fly, among other things.

There was an arc in which Intelligent Dinosaurs took over the future and were fought by people who transform into giant lumberjacks due to "Paul Bunyans Disease"

WHAT ISN'T THERE TO LIKE?))

[aattss]

Spoiler: Author Notes (click to show/hide)

This game is getting pretty well. The Siege of Backwater has been rather evenly matched, to the point where I wouldn't bet on either side.

Spoiler: Non-player Actions (click to show/hide)

The World (11) doesn’t do anything of note.

Reinforcements arrive at Backwater.

The Masked Man (??) sips some tea.

Spoiler: Player Actions (click to show/hide)

Continue to build up my realm. A.K.A the city.

You find (5) progress goes ok. More people also arrive. The city should be finished in another turn.

"Well, let's explore the temple. Also gay op- I mean Scap, do post an action instead of just talking to me."
Go explore the temple.

You (5) successfully trek to the temple.

As you approach the temple, you see two golems appear to be guarding the door. “You are not welcome here. We do not know how you managed to find this place, but you must leave.”

"Well, let's explore the temple. Also gay op- I mean Scap, do post an action instead of just talking to me."
Go explore the temple.

"I heard that."
Head for the temple and loot

You (5) manage to loot some good equipment on the way there. Also, your wounds begin to close.

Vagaries and portents
Bringing to light is important
Place of power to be revealed
So that Igneans may revel

((Went slightly different with this one. Mostly I couldn't think of anything to go with "Ignean is disappoint" XD))

You (7) follow this pull. After crossing many miles, you and your friends at what appears to be a giant crater, too large to see the end of. You see several narrow passageways which are present throughout the pit. You feel this pull the strongest at what appears to be the center.

Backwater

Kill TCM

Kill TCM

Since Excalibur hunting isn't doing to well, let's take a break a stab this guy through both lungs.

Excalibur (6) buffs the floran.

The Assassin (9 vs 4+3=7) wounds the Floran heavily.

Become the lich

You (10 (crit!)) become a lich through ancient dark magics. Aside from being more powerful, your soul is also now in a phylactery.

Wait. Helping has a 1/3 (or more) chance to hurt?

Search through the treasure and such. Also swim through it, like Scrooge McDuck.

You (6+2=8) acclimate yourself to the treasure horde, further increasing your capabilities while in the lair.

"Loti jauki! Saglabātu viņu ieslodzītais!"

While the succubi keep darkpaladin occupied, fry him with concentrated bursts of light.

You target the Dark Paladin.

Defend myself with a shield of pure evil.

You (9) shield yourself effectively and also reduce any damage taken by 2.

Besiegers: Yourmaster (12/12), Larnath (5/5), and 1 lvl 2 zombie, darkpaladin (4/12) and 2 lvl 4 mooks
Defenders: DarkArtemisFowl (18/18), 3 lvl 3 guards

Siege of Backwater

Backwater (6) experiences a moment of hope among the defenders. Defenders get +1 to rolls

darkpalidin (9)	DarkArtemisFowl (9+2+1=12)	darkpaladin takes 3-2=1 damage
Larnath (7)	guard 3 (8+1=9)	Larnath takes 2 damage
mook 1 (1)	guard 2 (3+1=4)	mook 1 dies
zombie (4)	guard 1 (6+1=7)	zombie dies
mook 2 (9)	guard 1 (1+1=2)	guard 1 dies

Besiegers left: Yourmaster (12/12) and Larnath (3/5), darkpaladin (3/12) and a lvl 4 mook
Defenders left: DarkArtemisFowl (18/18), 2 lvl 3 guards

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

kj1225
health: 4/5
level 3 (d8)
type: half-human herbivore

starting adventuring gear: +1 to damage dealt
Conny (lvl 3) (5/5) (half fire elemental)

GreatWrymGold
health: 5/5
level 3 (d8)
type: fledgling wrym

BFEL
health: 8/8
level 4 (d10)
type: magma human

2 lvl 3 companions

scapheap
health: 3/3
level 2 (d6)
type: novice swordsman

starting adventuring gear: +1 to damage dealt
talent: +2 to sword combat rolls

Nirur Torir
health: 1/5
level 3 (d8)
type: floran swordsman

equipped: Excalibur

Yourmaster
health: 12/12
level 5 (d12)
type: lich

Potent phylactery
Larnath (lvl 3) (3/5) (angel of death)

Excalibur
health: 13/18
level 6 (d14)
type: legendary sword

sharp: +4 to damage

DarkArtemisFowl
health: 18/18
level 6 (d14)
type: guardian of light and lust

hero of light: +2 on attack rolls against “evil” characters.
hero of lust: +1 on lust-related actions

TCM
health: 7/12
level 5 (d12)
type: steampunk horseman assassin

assassin: +3 damage to first hit
enchanted quest GPS

darkpaladin109.
health: 3/12
level 5 (d12)
type: dark paladin

1 lvl 4

poketwo
health: 5/5
level 3 (d8)
type: Roman General

2 lvl 2 soldiers

Spoiler: Non-player Notes (click to show/hide)

World
integrity: undef.
level: undef. (d20)

Backwater
Present: DarkArtemis Fowl and co., Floran and Excalibur, darkpaladin109 and co., Yourmaster and co., GWG, TCM, 2 lvl 3 guards, others insignificant
Lair: belongs to GWG, gives +3 to owner while inside lair

Masked Man
health: ??
level ?? (d??)
type: ??

Rome
in progress

Mysterious Temple
entrance: 2 lvl 4 golems
??

Ancient Ruins
??

[GreatWyrmGold]

-snip-

((Sorry, mere insanity doesn't really fit my interests.))

Get an actual description of the kind of stuff in the cave.

[Nirur Torir]

"Floran hurts. Not care about ssstabby. Take it, let Floran live."

Drop the stupid sword and find a hole to hide/rest in.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

DARKPALADIN NEEDS MORE MICROWAVING. Hit him with more light of goodness.