...I felt like it was getting disorganized and complicated to the extent that it took over two hours to update. I also felt like there were some flaws in its design.
Ah, nostalgia.
I will spawn as a great golden wyrm, if you don't mind.
You are a (2) young wyrm, who has barely escaped from human captivity.
Spawn as a glorious hivemind of sentient molten rock.
You are a (3) large sentient blob of molten rock.
Spawn as beginning human swordman in the same backwater little town as kj1225
You are a (3) practicing swordsman. learning the trade in Backwater. Although you are still a beginner, you are praised for your talent.
Spawn as a cutebold. Preferably one with a knife.
Floran ssspawn now.
You are a (1) floran child. You were recently stranded on this planet through unknown means, though you lack the capacity to understand that you're lost.
Spawn as necromancer king
You are a (3) necromancer lord. Unfortunately, aside from a small amount of minions, you don't have much to speak of.
Spawn as Excalibur, the sword!
You are a (6) legendary sword, said to be unbreakable as well as the strongest weapon. Your name is Excalibur.
Spawn as Ten.
You are (4) a time lord. This also comes with a tardis.
When I spawn I investigate the strange sword-shaped energy readings the T.A.R.D.I.S. is picking up. :3
You (7) reach the source of the readings, and find a sword you identify as Excalibur.
Spawn as Isaiah Dimikaelo, the 45th Guardian of Light and Love.
You are (6) the most recent in an ancient line of Guardians, who fight for Light and Lust.
Spawn Steampunk Horseman Assassin.
You are (5) the one and only steampunk horseman assassin.
Backwater
Well this seems interesting.
Spawn as a half human hybrid living out in a backwater little town.
You are a (2) half-human living in the small town of Backwater, named after a river that flows through the town. You've never known your father, although your mother says that he was more than human.
Spawn as beginning human swordman in the same backwater little town as kj1225
You are a (3) practicing swordsman. learning the trade in Backwater. Although you are still a beginner, you are praised for your talent.
Spawn as a evil paladin about to destroy the backwater town kj1225 and scrapheap are in.
You are (5) the Paladin of Darkness, who is bent on destroying Backwater in revenge for what ky's father did to you.