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[ThaMuzz]

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ThaMuzz, Chandler-in-Chief
`ThaMuzz' Mengrisid has been quite content lately.  He was caught in the rain recently.  He has been satisfied at work lately.
He is married to Mistem Rockdent and has two children:  Itur Lancedblockade and Ingiz Cloudtattoos.  He is a faithful worshipper of Munest the Decency of Mirth.
He is a citizen of The Seducers of Loot.  He is a member of The Wordy Gallows.  He is a former member of The Growling Midnights.  He is a former member of The Shovels of Obscurity.  He is a former member of The True Cult.  He arrived at Rigothstukos on the 15th of Slate in the year 173.
He is eighty-seven years old, born on the 1st of Granite in the year 86.
He is very muscular.  He is very muscular.  His thin-irised thin-irised eyes are very wide-set.  His somewhat concave nose bridge is concave.  He has a narrow chin.  His sideburns are clean-shaven.  His very long moustache is arranged in double braids.  His long beard is neatly combed.  His hair is clean-shaven.  His lips are very thin.  His nose is somewhat broad.  His skin is dark brown.  His eyes are aquamarine.
He is incredibly quick to heal and very strong, but he is susceptible to disease and quite clumsy.
`ThaMuzz' Mengrisid likes (megabeast) greater, gold, small fire gem, saguaro wood, roach fish tooth, brass golem wool, long swords, bucklers, scabbards and goblets.  When possible, he prefers to consume moghopper, cave wheat tea, horse's milk, quarry bush spawns and quarry bush leaves.  He absolutely detests cap hoppers.
He has a great feel for social relationships, a great musical sense, great analytical abilities, a good kinesthetic sense and a sum of patience, but he has a very bad sense of empathy and very bad intuition.
He is quick to anger.  He is grounded in reality.  He does not have a great aesthetic sensitivity.  He doesn't like to compromise with others.  He is modest.  He lacks confidence.  He has a sense of duty.  He doesn't go out of his way to do more work than necessary.  He is self-disciplined.  He needs alcohol to get through the working day.  He likes working outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather.
*ALCHEMISTS GUILD* This dwarf joined the ancient guild of alchemists. While alchemy itself is only a shadow of its former self, in these modern days the guild also welcomes chemists, poisoners and herbalists. There will always be fun about when dwarves handle explosives, acids and poisons, so the guild is blamed for most fortress accidents. And justly so, some might say.

Looks like I fit in the genial, somewhat thoughtless (or possibly sociopathic)*, clumsy giant mold.  Who likes Megabeast souls and... golem wool?

Edit: Found the gods in the first post.

*Great feel for social relationships + lack of empathy

[Dragonfly]

I want to be dorfed.

Call me Murple, and I want to be a clothesmaker / weaver. And no sobriety - it scares me.

[zlurker]

Instead of spending a lot of money on a gem that makes water, (which is an abundant resource on the map), why not make a weapons/armor merchant and get gear for 5-10 dwarves? You got snatchers and thieves, so ambushes and sieges wont be long.

Yeah I don't want to get stolen by a snatcher. D:

[migshark]

I want to be dorfed too! I want to be a merchant who handles ambassadorial duties and must have the floor of his room covered in forbidden coins! Alternatively a bard/public speaker so I can annoy you with transformation messages until you turn it off. 

[Meph]

Hehe, you are getting overrun with named dwarves. 

[moseythepirate]

I want to be dorfed too! I want to be a merchant who handles ambassadorial duties and must have the floor of his room covered in forbidden coins! Alternatively a bard/public speaker so I can annoy you with transformation messages until you turn it off. 

I was looking for a merchant to buy weapons from the dealer...you'll get the dwarf with the highest negotiation skill, and a place in the merchant's guild.

I want to be dorfed.

Call me Murple, and I want to be a clothesmaker / weaver. And no sobriety - it scares me.

Welcome aboard! We just came across some cave spider silk, so your skills will be used.

Hehe, you are getting overrun with named dwarves. 

It's AWESOME.

Oh, and I updated the deities post with information about the gods.

[Pascale]

"[Spascala] took joy in slaughter lately."

Atta girl. Channeling the ole spirit of meaningless violence like a pro.

[kamikazi1231]

I thoroughly enjoy that my dworfs first like is simply "fire."  I'll be delighted as everything burns around me.  I also have a fairly easy crimson preference.  Just set a few hornets on fire and I'll be happy forever.

[mahrgell]

So my dwarf made in one week in your fortress something more useful then all my dwarves of my last few fortresses combined in a dozen ingameyears? I always knew i need outsidemotivation to channel my best!

Btw, remember that having an artifat door will keep building destroyers out, no matter if it is locked or closed. This can in fact be a problem, when it leads to a dozen trolls piling up at the end of a one space wide floor. even a legendary superdwarf may have problems facing that. But you can always send my dwarf first, of course!

[razorback]

This can in fact be a problem, when it leads to a dozen trolls piling up at the end of a one space wide floor. even a legendary superdwarf may have problems facing that. But you can always send my dwarf first, of course!

IF that happens and IF i will eventually change my toyaxe into a real one, you can count on said one and me aswell! 

[Vabalokis]

So hows my wound treatment going on? i think ill demand a guard dog if something like that happens again , and hows my gem bed is coming along?

[snelg]

Artifact door or not, a single sock in the wrong place and it won't keep anyone out. 

[Meph]

I know artefacts cant be destroyed, but surely a building destroyer can deconstruct it? (or not?)

[mahrgell]

a building destroyer will get stuck at an artifact door, because he will try to destroy it. Even if it is opened. the BD will just stand in front of the door and look at it until the end of times. That's why you can pile up trolls that way. leave the door open, everyone walks through, trolls stays at the door.

[moseythepirate]

I wonder how that interacts with Digging Invaders? Doors can't be deconstructed like walls, 'cause they're destroyed instead, is that right? So I wonder if diggers would try to path around it?

*next post coming as soon as I make it pretty*