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Author Topic: Winter on the Mountain: Round 2  (Read 11993 times)

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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #60 on: December 17, 2013, 06:52:50 pm »

((You are free to assume you brought enough with you for tonight, much as the teen brought his computer and the dad brought his tools. Long-term, if you poke around the fridge to see what the cheese situation is there I'll roll for presence/quantity/quality.))

((Ah, good. I'd have made grilled cheese this night if I'd asked that question first. Well, grilled cheese for breakfast then.))

((EDIT: I just know how the cheese roll is going to turn out.
Presence: 1 [Excrementally Runny Camenbert]
Quantity: 6 [Hundreds of Pounds]
Quality: 1 [Sentient and Actively Malevolent]))
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #61 on: December 17, 2013, 10:24:05 pm »

Quickly go into the doorway of and survey all the rooms Garen didn't pick, and if I find a really big one claim it on the spot. Otherwise check the room he is going into last, and then claim the biggest one of the lot.
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #62 on: December 18, 2013, 01:38:37 pm »

Floyd gently rubbed Mary-Anne's back, between her shoulders.  "I'll get rid of it, then I'll go and start unpacking our things. See you at dinner." He kissed the side of her head, then gathered up all the rotten food and took it outside. Well, shoot. I don't want Harpo getting into this junk but I dunno where to throw it away at. If I throw it in the woods it might attract animals. Guess I'll look around for an incinerator or something later; it would be more convenient than having to take the trash into town every other day or so.

Floyd looks for a trash can out in the garage to dump the rotten food into, then unpacks the family's belongings and places them in a convenient looking room - like, say, a foyer - until he's called to dinner.
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #63 on: December 18, 2013, 04:19:50 pm »

((Posting to watch, because this seems like it'd be pretty entertaining, even from the outside. And also, was that last name a reference to what I think it is, Fniff(assuming you're still reading this thread)? 'cuz, man, that's obscure, even for fans of that show... If it's a reference to nothing in particular, than ignore me. :I))
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #64 on: December 18, 2013, 04:22:22 pm »

(It is not a reference to anything in particular, but I'd be curious to know what the show is.)

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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #65 on: December 18, 2013, 04:26:53 pm »

((Ah, see, this one show, Malcolm in the Middle(one of the best sitcoms ever, by the way. Even has actual character development and everything) didn't reveal the dysfunctional family's surname aside from one single, easily missable moment on the first episode. And of course, said surname was Wilkerson.))
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Round 1
« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2013, 11:04:48 pm »

Monday, October 13th, 2014
Turn 2


   She dug through the freezers for corn and broccoli, bashed the bags bodily against the table to break the contents a little, then dumped them both through hot running water to speed defrost them. While they soaked, she grabbed a skillet, browned butter in it with pepper, and toasted the bread in the skillet. When the vegetables were halfway defrosted, Mary-Anne would add more butter, more pepper, a dash of salt, and a cup of hot water to the skillet. She'd transfer the half-thawed vegetables to the skillet, cover the skillet, and speed steam the mixture. It would be vegetarian, not exactly to her husband's taste, but it was the best she could manage on short notice.

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Mary-Anne wastes no time crying over spoiled lunchmeah; she needs to act quickly to get dinner on the table in time! While a bag of corn is on a shelf near the front of the freezer, it takes a long couple minutes of frigid searching to unearth an icy bag of broccoli towards the back. Wasting no time, she breaks up the solid lump of vegetables before throwing it in the sink to thaw.

Grabbing a skillet, she proceeds to the nearest stove. The style is an old one, and the controls are less than intuitive; it takes a moment to determine which dial corresponds to which burner, since the designers seem to think that something resembling abstract braille is more informative (or more attractive) than a simple picture. The dials themselves lack any kind of label, but soon enough Mary-Anne has the skillet right at the temperature she wants it.

The toasting itself goes well, but these minor speedbumps inherent in settling in to a new kitchen do set her back a bit, preventing her from getting so far as steaming the vegetable blend currently thawing in the sink.

Toast: Toasted!
Vegetables: Half-Thawed!

Floyd looks for a trash can out in the garage to dump the rotten food into, then unpacks the family's belongings and places them in a convenient looking room - like, say, a foyer - until he's called to dinner.

...

Floyd wrinkles his nose as he picks up the tray of rotten meat, sincerely hoping that he wouldn't have to clean the cooler to erase the stench. Carefully holding the tray away from his body, he makes his way back outside.

Supposedly, there is in fact an incinerator somewhere on the property for the family to use; the Mansion does not maintain a regular garbage service, and the deep wintertime snows would prevent garbage trucks from hauling away waste anyhow. However, Floyd doesn't particularly remember where the incinerator is supposed to be, and the folder with that "picayune detail" is currently sitting on the passenger seat of the Cyclone.

Fortunately, Floyd had seen a large dumpster around the side of the garage while parking the car. Heading over, he finds that the dumpster is basically what he'd expected, bright green and empty. Technically, the Weatherford Group had said to only use the dumpster for waste that couldn't be incinerated, but it's cold and windy, and the twilight darkness is rapidly deepening through the help of the billowing clouds coming in from the west. Into the dumpster it goes!

Dusting off his hands, he ducks into the garage. There's still quite a bit of unpacking to do. Eying the load, Floyd grabs the two lightest suitcases (his own, and Maryn's,) and heads for the foyer. The garage door is a little tricky to fit through- he should have left the overhead door open instead of using the side door- and while the front doors are easier to fit through, Floyd realizes he could have just left them open. There's an inner set of doors, it's not like the heat is gonna get out.

Oh well. Garen and Mary-Anne will probably be worth a couple trips on their own to get them settled for the night, but Floyd's job is almost done!

Luggage stowed: 2/4
Dogs brought in: 0

Raccoons are bad news. This is something Harpo knows from experience. They don't play fair, and they are very, very nasty when chased. The fact that there were some around was disheartening.

Sniff different landmarks. Are the raccoons purely localized to the small house, or are they... everywhere?

...

Raccoons.

Harpo growls. Raccoons are thieves! Scoundrels! Invaders! They take the food that the Floyd man carefully protected in the metal cans outside! They pee on everything like they own the place, when clearly it is Harpo who defends the territory! Insufferable!

Harpo whines as Harpo remembers the time Harpo got out the door in time to chase them. Raccoons are mean. They bite, and they're bigger than they look, and they fight together, and they have those freaky little people hands to pinch and grab and gouge with. Their fur is thick, too, and tastes something awful.

Harpo does not want to mess with any raccoons tonight.

Harpo sniffs the ground around the small house. Fortunately, the raccoons' stench does not come from anywhere else. It seems that the raccoons live there. Harpo would still like to get closer to investigate the small house, especially since the door seems to be ajar, but Harpo would rather not beard the raccoons in their den.

Harpo backs away from the small house cautiously, alternately growling and whining. Once Harpo is a safe distance from the small house, Harpo turns and sprints, barking loudly in defiance! You have the small house, raccoons, but Harpo is here, and you have not fought Harpo, nor have you prevented Harpo from running to the next landmark outside!

Harpo screeches to a halt, panting. Harpo thought Harpo had been running toward the weird shaped bushes, or the house that is bigger than the little house but not quite so big as the big house everyone else went toward.

Harpo has, in fact, run into the dark pine-fresh woods. There is nothing of interest here. Harpo can still see the weird bushes and the cluster of houses in the distance, but they are in the distance, and not near enough for Harpo to smell.

CURSE YOU RACCOONS!

Garen heads into the room on the left.
Quickly go into the doorway of and survey all the rooms Garen didn't pick, and if I find a really big one claim it on the spot. Otherwise check the room he is going into last, and then claim the biggest one of the lot.

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Seeing Garen start moving toward the first door on the left, Maryn springs into action, knocking past her big brother!

She throws open the door on the right- bathroom. Not a bedroom. SLAM!

She throws open the second door on the left- dark, pool table, cabinets. Not a bedroom. SLAM!

Darting down the hall, she throws open the last door- dark, big desk, shadowy lumps on shelves. Not a bedroom.

"Garen!" she shouts. "I call dibs on that room!"

"It's not a bedroom." Garen calls back from inside. The first door on the left was, in fact, the lounge. Comfy, overstuffed chairs and a sofa are arranged around a low, polished coffee table on plush blue carpeting. A small table holds a vase for flowers near the pair of big windows, with another chair perfectly situated to catch the afternoon sun. The view is beautiful; too bad this room doesn't have a bed in it. The whole room seems... lopsided, like a drunkenly slanted trapezoid. The windows are right next to each other, but on different walls, providing different vistas. Garen hesitates, wondering what could be in the giant wooden cabinet on the northeastern wall, but knows he doesn't have any time to waste if he's going to get the best room available.

He hurries out into the hall; Maryn is already investigating around the corner. The ticking grandfather clock is just past the bend, flanked by pedestals holding busts of an old man and, for a change of pace, an old woman. The wall makes another sharp turn to the right, where Maryn is already sizing up the doors revealed there. There is one door opposite the grandfather clock, one door on the right side of the hallway, two doors on the left side, and one door where the hallway ends.

This seems to be the extent of the second floor. Three of these doors are bedrooms, but which one is the prize?

Spoiler: Mary-Anne, Draignean (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Garen, Powder Miner (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Maryn, Lenglon (click to show/hide)
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #67 on: December 20, 2013, 01:22:14 pm »

The raccoons were crafty, Harpo will give them that. But Harpo is bigger, and that gives him an advantage in this situation, of that there can be no doubt. He could not afford to show weakness to these creatures, for they were experts at exploiting such things!

Go over to the weird bushes, sniff. Repeat with other significant landmarks!
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #68 on: December 21, 2013, 10:12:33 am »

Continue checking the rooms! Must. Claim. Biggest. Bedroom!
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #69 on: December 21, 2013, 10:21:28 am »

Well, he was in a similar situation. Since there was only one room on one side of the hallway...
Garen checks the only door on the right.
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #70 on: December 21, 2013, 09:48:40 pm »

SerCon did say he'd have less time to post here, so that may be slowing him down.
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #71 on: December 21, 2013, 10:23:47 pm »

I'm not demanding particularly quick actions through the Christmas season- I'm busy too, after all!

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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #72 on: December 21, 2013, 11:24:14 pm »

(...Why are you calling me out in particular, Toaster? >.> Is it because I basically quit ER?)

"Shoot. Better see if there's a lock or something for the dumpster, don't need animals getting into it," Floyd muttered to himself as he dumped the garbage. He'd have to take care of the rest of the luggage, too, and then he'd check in on Mary-Anne and see how she was getting along. Then he'd have to go upstairs and kindly but firmly tell the kids that the master bedroom was for him and the missus, since one of them would probably try to claim it. They wouldn't need a king-sized bed, unlike himself and his wife.

Floyd checks the garage for a lock, as well as a means of opening it whether it be key or combination. If he finds both, he locks the dumpster; if not, he just gives up on it for now. After that, he gets out the manila envelope and the rest of the pertinent luggage and brings it inside. Then he goes to the kitchen to see if Mary-Anne needs him for anything and reads the contents of the envelope to see if there's a layout plan. If there is, he heads upstairs and brings his luggage and Mary-Anne's to the master bedroom and puts them on the bed.

Finally, he heads outside and whistles for Harpo a few times.
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #73 on: December 22, 2013, 12:14:42 am »

((No offense or anything meant, SerCon.  But yeah, I didn't know if Monk had seen that.))
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Re: Winter on the Mountain: Meet the Wilkersons
« Reply #74 on: December 22, 2013, 12:23:12 am »

(It's OK. Just curious since Powder and Lenglon also took a day to respond too. :P)
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