Client-Server Chain 1
Clean the turntables up while Pesterchumming.
You unplug the turntables and proceed to clean them off. Yeah, they're gone. The juice fried the circuitry.
Use my fire-breath on the imp.
Head 1 aggrieves the imp with fire and deals 12 damage! The imp takes 1d3 damage per turn for 3 turns!
Head 2 aggrieves the imp with fire and deals 3 damage!
Head 3 aggrieves the imp with fire and deals 3 damage!
Head 4 aggrieves the imp with fire and deals 12 damage!
Head 5 aggrieves the imp with fire and deals 3 damage!
Head 6 aggrieves the imp with fire and deals 6 damage!
The imp aggrieves Head 2 for 4 damage! The imp takes 3 damage from the fire!
Head 1 aggrieves the imp with its bite and deals a whopping 12 damage!
Head 2 aggrieves the imp with its bite and deals 10 damage!
Head 3 aggrieves the imp with its bite and deals 2 damage!
Head 4 aggrieves the imp with its bite and deals 8 damage!
The imp has died.
You get a 1(?) card sylladex with the Bifurcate Modus You get more grist! You have advanced to echeladder level 2 (more HP)! Your server can now place the Punch Designix!
Assassin Wizard Fox-Lincoln Imp: DEAD
hydraGuy:
Head 1: 15 HP
Head 2: 11 HP
Head 3: 15 HP
Head 4: 15 HP
Head 5: 15 HP
Head 6: 15 HP
Head 7: Regrows in 10 turns
Main Body: 100 HP
Bifurcate Modus - You start with only one card in your deck. Whenever an item is used, it splits and leaves behind a blank card and another card with a ghost image of that item. The latter card cannot be freed until the item represented by the ghost image is picked up. If the modus attempts to create an eighth card, the deck ejects everything and reverts back to a single blank card and all ghost images are dispelled. On the reverse side is an option to enable or disable collision detection, which will prompt you for confirmation before ejecting everything.
Client-Server Chain 2
I go around my house picking up Doctor Who memorabilia for alchemization purposes.
You pick up some of your Doctor Who memorabilia, and place it all in a safe location near your computer for easy access during alchemization.
Sigh and go murder some more things for grist. Also allocate my riflekind strifespecubus.
You begin to leave, allocating your riflekind specibus, when you remember something. You forgot about your client. You ask yourself: are you heartless enough to abandon someone to death for not being granted entrance to the game?
Cast Lesser Telekinesis.
You deploy all the important-looking objects, and everything else you can place (alchemiter, totem lathe, prepunched card, and cruxtrader), before flipping furniture around at random, before deciding to troll your client and placing everything in a maze-like configuration for him to reach the place you decided to place all the important stuff at.
Run around in a panic as furniture flies everywhere. Pester my server player.
You reach a near-panic state, before calming. You don't want a repeat incident. You walk over to your computer and pester your server player.
"oohcoolarainforestthisisneatwheredtheforestcomefromhowdoesmyhousestillhavepoweriwonderwhatsoutthereheywanagoexploringletsgoexploringiwonderhowtallthosetressareibetchaicouldseeawholelotfromupthereletsgofindout!"
scamper off to explore the nearby forest and climb random trees to get a better view.
You quickly scamper off, leaving your sprite behind. You climb to the top of a tree, and are astounded at the view, before you are dragged down by something. You land on one of the larger branches, and the imp that dragged you down lands between you and your way down. Suddenly, a device that seems to extend metal claws drops down from above.
Assassin Wizard Kitten-Fox: 75 HP
foxyKitty: 100 HP
>Deploy punch designix.
>Go and slay a few more imps alongside kitten sprite.
Non-prototyped kittens: Train with each other.
You cannot deploy the punch designix. You are not a server. You do rush out and start a strife with two imps, Kittensprite supporting you.
Book-head Saiyan Lincoln Imp: 75 HP
Kitten Elf Wizard Imp: 75 HP
Kittensprite: 300 HP
(blademan): 93 HP
Client-Server Chain 3
Deploy punch card thing. experiment with the combinations. get a set of cards that would probably create nanobots.
You deploy your clients punch designix. In order to contact your server to get your punch designix, you will need to post something on the memo that was set up earlier. That never stopped being a thing.
Unconnected
Learn Shadow-Clone Jutsu.
You Ajna and Sahasrara chakras are not high enough to learn Shadow-Clone.
The person you were talking to has responded.vengefulAssassin [VA] has begun trolling curbStomp [CS]
VA: It seems that yΘu are in a minΘr situatiΘn.
VA: If yΘu desire tΘ enter the game, that is.
CS: Agreed.
CS: What do you suggest?
VA: I have twΘ ΘptiΘns fΘr yΘu.
VA: The first wΘuld enable you tΘ splice yΘurself intΘ the current chain.
VA: The Θther has the pΘtential tΘ elevate yΘu far abΘve the Θthers cΘuld ever hΘpe tΘ achieve.
VA: YΘu very well cannΘt ignΘre this. There is nΘ server fΘr the cΘpy Θf the client yΘu have.
Active, In Medium
Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Chumhandle: caligulusAquarius
Held/Worn Inventory: Eridan Ampora Cosplay, Compushades, M1 Carbine
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Other Outfits:
Kankri Vantis Cosplay
Sylladex:
Caste Modus - When you captchalogue an item, it is placed in the deck in order of what the sylladex deems to be the usefulness of the item. More important or useful cards are placed on top of less useful ones. In order to access a lower card, you must first remove all the items on top of it. New items may be inserted to the middle of the deck depending on their importance relative to the items already there.
Spectrum Modus - Same as Caste Modus, but cards are stacked with the least important item on top and lower cards become more important.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: foxyKitty
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 1
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Allies:
3 kittens
Sylladex:
Cradle Modus - Every item you captchalogue is converted into colored yarn. Attempting to remove the item simply removes the yarn. To recover the item, you must knit it into an effigy of the item. Depending on the skill of the user, this can be unpredictable. The back of the modus has an option to toggle auto-detangling.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Components: DarkPaladin109 and NPC's
Client of: DarkArtemisFowl
Chumhandle: hydraGuy [HG]
Held/Worn Inventory:
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Abilities:
Fire Breath
Sylladex:
Bifurcate Modus - You start with only one card in your deck. Whenever an item is used, it splits and leaves behind a blank card and another card with a ghost image of that item. The latter card cannot be freed until the item represented by the ghost image is picked up. If the modus attempts to create an eighth card, the deck ejects everything and reverts back to a single blank card and all ghost images are dispelled. On the reverse side is an option to enable or disable collision detection, which will prompt you for confirmation before ejecting everything.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Held/Worn Inventory: Pickle Inspector Cosplay
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Sylladex:
Tea Set Modus - Items are captchalogued and stored in a tea pot. Cards are converted into tea cups with a picture of a captchalogued item (or nothing) on the side. Pouring tea into a cup will retrieve the item displayed. Cups with no image act as normal tea cups. Cups automatically convert into card form when used with alchemy equipment.
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Active, Out of Medium
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle:curbStomp
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sgrub
Chakras:
Sahasrara: 10
Ajna: 10
Visuddha: 11
Anahatta: 10
Manipura: 10
Svadishthana: 10
Muladhara: 10
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: turtletickGreyhound [TG]
Held/Worn Inventory: Dave Strider Cosplay, Steel Katana
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: oncomingStorm
Held/Worn Inventory: Eleventh Doctor Cosplay
At Home: Computer installed inside a phonebooth
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: magicMaster
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes, Cool Laptop
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Spells:
Low Level
Barrier: Shield yourself from damage (reduce damage by 1 or 2 dice). Requires continual upkeep and concentration to prevent from collapsing
Fireball: A ball that on impact covers a 5 foot radius in fire.
Heal: Restore health. Can only be used on one person at a time.
Pester Chum: Same as Pesterchum, but through magic. Must have a chumhandle to use.
Mid Level
Install Software II: Can install 2 programs at once. They cannot share a portion of their title, and you must have the programs with you.
Summon Laptop II: Get a decent laptop. Requires reagents of Computer Components.
Lesser Telekinesis: Press buttons from a distance. Must be less than 10 meters away, and the button must be smaller than your hand and bigger than a keyboard key.
High Level
Summon Reagents III: Get required reagents. Requires reagents of equivalent mass to output.
Dice Level: 1
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: ectoBiology
Held/Worn Inventory: John Cosplay, Pogohammer
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Other Information
| Player | Class | Aspect |
| Aattss | Prince | Void |
| DarkArtemisFowl | Seer | Life |
| The Froggy Ninja | Page | Breath |
| Elephant Parade | Mage | Blood |
| DarkPaladin109 | Maid | Space |
| Blademan9999 | Slyph | Light |
| Lenglon | Witch | Heart |
| KJ1225 | Knight | Rage |
| DorsiDwarf | Bard | Time |
| Poketwo | Thief | Doom |
| AD Cosplayer NPC | Rogue | Hope |
| PS Cosplayer NPC | Heir | Mind |
DarkArtemisFowl -> DarkPaladin109
The Froggy Ninja <searching for Sburb Server> -> KJ1225 -> Elephant Parade -> Dorsidwarf -> Lenglon -> Blademan9999
Aattss <searching for Sgrub Server>
Poketwo -> PS cosplayer NPC -> AD cosplayer NPC -> Poketwo
| Player | 1st Prototyping | 2nd Prototyping |
| DarkArtemisFowl | | |
| Dark Paladin109 | Assassin's Creed 3 Disk * | Dark Paladin Yugioh Card * |
| The Froggy Ninja | | |
| KJ1225 | Early Season DragonballZ Disk * | |
| Dorsidwarf | | | |
| Lenglon | Fox Plushie * | Dorsidwarf Doomed Timeline Self |
| Blademan9999 | Kitten * | |
| Aattss | | |
| Elephant Parade | | |
| Poketwo | Problem Sleuth Elf figurine * | |
| PS cosplayer NPC | Empty Book * | Video Game Guide |
| AD cosplayer NPC | US penny * | Two Flintlock Pistols * |
- designates prototyped pre-medium, but player hasn't entered yet.
* designates prototyped pre-medium, and player has entered
| Player | 1st Part | 2nd Part |
| DarkArtemisFowl | | |
| Dark Paladin109 | Savanna | Frogs |
| The Froggy Ninja | Touring Lawns | Floating Islands |
| KJ1225 | Fire | Brimstone |
| Dorsidwarf | Mazes | Crags |
| Lenglon | Trees | Rain |
| Blademan9999 | Fog | Snow |
| Aattss | | |
| Elephant Parade | | |
| Poketwo | Cities | the Eldrich |
| PS cosplayer NPC | | |
| AD cosplayer NPC | | |
PesterlogsturtletickGreyhound [TG] began pestering hydraGuy[HG]
TG: hey you
TG: hydra dude
TG: over here
TG: gonna just set this down for ya
HG: Can you spawn something heavy so I can put it on this thing?
HG: Did you place the other devices down already?
TG: yeah all of it's set down, at least all the free stuff anyways
TG: i dont think i can spawn anything else
TG: maybe i could wack it open using this couch over here
HG: I think you need to give me a prepunched card for this next bit
HG: Can you do that for me?
HG: The prototyping is finished now, right?
TG: pretty sure yeah, and that assassin wizard actually looks pretty cool too
TG: card card card
TG: oh here it is
HG: I just got something
HG: I don't know what I'm should do with it
HG: Do you have any ideas?
HG: You have to repeat this process, right?
TG: dont think so
TG: wheres the damn manual for this thing
TG: throw it across the room and see if it does something
HG: We suceeded, right?
HG: So waht do we do now?
TG: take a look around
TG: brb drinking apple juice
TG: damn this apple juice
TG: dude you got an assassin wizard thing on your tail
HG: Yeah, I noticed.
HG: I'm pretty sure I can fight it.
problemSleuth [PS] has opened up a memo on the board Wrecking The Session
PS: This working properly?
aceDick [AD] responded to memo.
AD: Appears to be.
AD: I've managed to secure the server of Sburb so that this chain will work properly.
PS: Does one of them have your old copy of Sgrub?
PS: We won't be able to wreck their session if the nine of them can't link up properly.
AD: I 'traded' with one of them.
caligulusAquarius [CA] began pestering oncomingStorm [OS]
CA: Yo doc wwill you please build up my house?
OS: Of course I will!
OS:It appears that I need "build grist"
CA: wworking on it doc
OS:Hey do you know where these disks came from or who else might be playing?
OS: I recently looked up this "SBURB" and it seems communication could be very useful to our cause.
CA: okay doc i got you the grist
CA: ill look for more while you build
CA: also could you pop my server client into my computer
OS:Of course my good man.
OS:It occurs to me that it may be bad if someone connected while you are off adventuring. I also suggest you "Alchemize" a hands free computing device so we can stay in contact.
CA: okay doc
vengefulAssassin [VA] has begun trolling curbStomp [CS]
VA: It seems that yΘu are in a minΘr situatiΘn.
VA: If yΘu desire tΘ enter the game, that is.
CS: Agreed.
CS: What do you suggest?
VA: I have twΘ ΘptiΘns fΘr yΘu.
VA: The first wΘuld enable you tΘ splice yΘurself intΘ the current chain.
VA: The Θther has the pΘtential tΘ elevate yΘu far abΘve the Θthers cΘuld ever hΘpe tΘ achieve.
VA: YΘu very well cannΘt ignΘre this. There is nΘ server fΘr the cΘpy Θf the client yΘu have.
ectoBiology has begun pestering magicMaster
EB: help my furniture is flying at me
EB: i am being accosted by a tidal wave of chairs
EB: i just avoided the sofa
EB: Are you going to do anything useful?
MM: Well, I was planning to deploy some interesting-looking stuff.
MM: I calculated a 95% chance of it being useful.
MM: However, if you are planning to be rude about it, I may fling some chairs out a window instead.
MM: Choices, choices. So many choices. And all of them mine.
...I have no comment upon the power of the hydra, but the fact that fire breath may only be used once every 10 rounds.
Also, here's a little bit on combat:
You heal when you are out of combat for one entire turn, any combat on sequential turns counts as part of the same phase of combat. However, each time you are in combat, you go up one echeladder level, which gives you an additional 25 HP. The echeladder level determines HP and when more powerful enemies arrive.
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