Client-Server Chain 1
Give obvious advice while drinking apple juice away from any electronic equipment.
You dispense the advice given in your pesterlog. You wind up accidentally spilling apple juice on your turntables. You facepalm soon after.
Look outside. Defend myself if necessary.
You walk outside, and take your first look upon your land, the Land of Savanna and Frogs.
As you admire the scenery, a Assassin Wizard Fox-Lincoln Imp attacks you.
Assassin Wizard Fox-Lincoln Imp: 75 HP
hydraGuy: 100 HP
Client-Server Chain 2
>I begin building after CA is done experimenting.
After your client leaves the Alchemiter after attempting a few different alchemys to improve his gun, you build a stable staircase up to the roof of the house before you run out of grist.
Go back to home base and start alchemizing random things together in an attempt to make a better gun and a hands free computer. Also insert my server disk into my computer.
You return to your home and find a punch designix having been placed by your server, so you begin alchemizing. You take your computer and perform a && operation between it and a pair of wrap-around sunglasses you picked up, making the compushades. You then try to take your M1 Carbine and perform a && operation between it and a laser pointer, but the resulting weapon would cost too much to make. You then eject the bullets and perform a && operation between two clips of them and a computer, but the resulting amount is still a little much for you to alchemize. A few further attempts to improve your gun results in the same thing, everything is too expensive. Looks like the imp gave you less than you thought. You then decide to make a few more clips of bullets, and enough blank captchalogue cards to return you to full stock. You deploy your main computer, since your compushades doesn't have a slot to insert a disk, and install your Sburb server, near instantly getting a connection.
Client-Server Chain 3
summon dwarven John Willis Booths armed with machineguns to kill the Lincolns. If that does not work, witch it probably wont, engage in battle.
You have not alchemized a dwarven John Willis Booth armed with machine guns. Nor do you think you will be able to anywhere close to the present time. So instead, you grab an aluminum bat, and attack the imp.
You aggrieve the imp with the aluminum bat and deal 6 damage to it!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 10 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the aluminum bat and deal 12 damage to it!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 8 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the aluminum bat and deal 3 damage to it!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 2 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the aluminum bat and deal a whopping 18 damage to it!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 4 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the aluminum bat and deal 3 damage to it!
The imp aggrieves you and deals a whopping 12 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the aluminum bat and deal a whopping 18 damage to it!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 8 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the aluminum bat and deal 12 damage to it!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 4 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the aluminum bat and deal 15 damage to it!
The imp has died.
You get a 5 card sylladex with the tea set modus! You get more grist! You have advanced to echeladder level 2 (more HP)! Your server can now place the Punch Designix!
Elven Abe Lincoln Imp: DEAD
pickleInspector: 52 HP
Tea Set Modus - Items are captchalogued and stored in a tea pot. Cards are converted into tea cups with a picture of a captchalogued item (or nothing) on the side. Pouring tea into a cup will retrieve the item displayed. Cups with no image act as normal tea cups. Cups automatically convert into card form when used with alchemy equipment.
Client-Server Chain 4
Cast Lesser Telekinesis.
You use your telekinesis to create the profile
magicMaster.
Worry more about getting myself towards the medium.
You become so overcome by worry that you crawl into a fetal position, repeating wondering why in the world your server player hasn't placed the items. This goes on for a short while before you realize one thing. This level of reaction is ridiculous. You have plenty of time, why did you ever go that far?
"WhatsoyouremyfoxnowormyfoxisyounoworwhatbutthenIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
Take a slow, deep breath, then try again
"You. Are. My. Fox?"
slowly reach out with my right arm towards him, and pat him on the head once. Then look up at him, my jaw trembling and my eyes wet, before bolting forward and tackle-hugging him and snuggling up against him.
"Imsogladyoureokandyoucantalknowandyouremyfriendandyouretakingcareofmeandthankyouthisissoawesomeandamazingandimsohappynowthankyouthankyouthankyou!"
After the above and my fox's reaction to the above, install persterchum (and ask the GM to link me to whatever I need to work with it. I know what it is in Homestuck but it seems like its an actual IM now or something? I don't know what I'm missing there) using the the chumhandle FoxyKitty (assuming it is available.)
You tackle-hug your sprite, catching it completely off guard. It's mouth opens and closes for a few seconds before awkwardly returning the hug. You soon get up, and walk over to your computer and install pesterchum, using the chumhandle foxyKitty. Your sprite then directs you outside, allowing you your first look of your land, the Land of Trees and Rain.
>attack imp with Chainsaw. Sprite: Scratch imp
You rush over to the shed where the chainsaw is stored as the imp attacks you! Your sprite wanders away because you have to deal with the first fight after you enter by yourself.
The imp aggrieves you and deals 2 damage!
You grab the chainsaw out of the shed and start it up!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 10 damage!
You get the chainsaw running! You aggrieve the imp with the chainsaw and deal 12 damage!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 8 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the chainsaw and deal a whopping 24 damage!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 10 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the chainsaw and deal a whopping 24 damage!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 2 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with the chainsaw and deal 16 damage!
The imp has died!
You get a 7 card sylladex with the cradle modus! You get more grist! You have advanced to echeladder level 2 (more HP)! Your server can now place the Punch Designix!
Assassin Wizard Saiyan-Cat Imp: DEAD
(Blademan): 68 health
Cradle Modus - Every item you captchalogue is converted into colored yarn. Attempting to remove the item simply removes the yarn. To recover the item, you must knit it into an effigy of the item. Depending on the skill of the user, this can be unpredictable. The back of the modus has an option to toggle auto-detangling.
Unconnected
Learn how to use chakra.
You begin to focus upon the Vissuddha chakra, but once you reach the point you can begin to properly train yourself in it, the computer you found in the place you claimed as your dojo gives off a noise that alerts that you have been pestered.
vengefulAssassin [VA] has begun trolling curbStomp [CS]
VA: It seems that yΘu are in a minΘr situatiΘn.
VA: If yΘu desire tΘ enter the game, that is.
Active, In Medium
Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Chumhandle: caligulusAquarius
Held/Worn Inventory: Eridan Ampora Cosplay, Compushades, M1 Carbine
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Other Outfits:
Kankri Vantis Cosplay
Sylladex:
Caste Modus - When you captchalogue an item, it is placed in the deck in order of what the sylladex deems to be the usefulness of the item. More important or useful cards are placed on top of less useful ones. In order to access a lower card, you must first remove all the items on top of it. New items may be inserted to the middle of the deck depending on their importance relative to the items already there.
Spectrum Modus - Same as Caste Modus, but cards are stacked with the least important item on top and lower cards become more important.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: foxyKitty
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 1
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Allies:
3 kittens
Sylladex:
Cradle Modus - Every item you captchalogue is converted into colored yarn. Attempting to remove the item simply removes the yarn. To recover the item, you must knit it into an effigy of the item. Depending on the skill of the user, this can be unpredictable. The back of the modus has an option to toggle auto-detangling.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 1
Components: DarkPaladin109 and NPC's
Client of: DarkArtemisFowl
Chumhandle: hydraGuy [HG]
Held/Worn Inventory:
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Abilities:
Fire Breath
Dice Level: 1
Echeladder Level: 2
Held/Worn Inventory: Pickle Inspector Cosplay
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Sylladex:
Tea Set Modus - Items are captchalogued and stored in a tea pot. Cards are converted into tea cups with a picture of a captchalogued item (or nothing) on the side. Pouring tea into a cup will retrieve the item displayed. Cups with no image act as normal tea cups. Cups automatically convert into card form when used with alchemy equipment.
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Active, Out of Medium
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle:curbStomp
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sgrub
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: turtletickGreyhound [TG]
Held/Worn Inventory: Dave Strider Cosplay, Steel Katana
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: oncomingStorm
Held/Worn Inventory: Eleventh Doctor Cosplay
At Home: Computer installed inside a phonebooth
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: magicMaster
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes, Cool Laptop
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Spells:
Low Level
Barrier: Shield yourself from damage (reduce damage by 1 or 2 dice). Requires continual upkeep and concentration to prevent from collapsing
Fireball: A ball that on impact covers a 5 foot radius in fire.
Heal: Restore health. Can only be used on one person at a time.
Pester Chum: Same as Pesterchum, but through magic. Must have a chumhandle to use.
Mid Level
Install Software II: Can install 2 programs at once. They cannot share a portion of their title, and you must have the programs with you.
Summon Laptop II: Get a decent laptop. Requires reagents of Computer Components.
Lesser Telekinesis: Press buttons from a distance. Must be less than 10 meters away, and the button must be smaller than your hand and bigger than a keyboard key.
High Level
Summon Reagents III: Get required reagents. Requires reagents of equivalent mass to output.
Dice Level: 1
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: ectoBiology
Held/Worn Inventory: John Cosplay, Pogohammer
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Other Information
| Player | Class | Aspect |
| Aattss | Prince | Void |
| DarkArtemisFowl | Seer | Life |
| The Froggy Ninja | Page | Breath |
| Elephant Parade | Mage | Blood |
| DarkPaladin109 | Maid | Space |
| Blademan9999 | Slyph | Light |
| Lenglon | Witch | Heart |
| KJ1225 | Knight | Rage |
| DorsiDwarf | Bard | Time |
| Poketwo | Thief | Doom |
| AD Cosplayer NPC | Rogue | Hope |
| PS Cosplayer NPC | Heir | Mind |
DarkArtemisFowl -> DarkPaladin109
The Froggy Ninja <searching for Sburb Server> -> KJ1225 -> Elephant Parade -> Dorsidwarf -> Lenglon -> Blademan9999
Aattss <searching for Sgrub Server>
Poketwo -> PS cosplayer NPC -> AD cosplayer NPC -> Poketwo
| Player | 1st Prototyping | 2nd Prototyping |
| DarkArtemisFowl | | |
| Dark Paladin109 | Assassin's Creed 3 Disk * | Dark Paladin Yugioh Card * |
| The Froggy Ninja | | |
| KJ1225 | Early Season DragonballZ Disk * | |
| Dorsidwarf | | | |
| Lenglon | Fox Plushie * | Dorsidwarf Doomed Timeline Self |
| Blademan9999 | Kitten * | |
| Aattss | | |
| Elephant Parade | | |
| Poketwo | Problem Sleuth Elf figurine * | |
| PS cosplayer NPC | Empty Book * | Video Game Guide |
| AD cosplayer NPC | US penny * | Two Flintlock Pistols * |
- designates prototyped pre-medium, but player hasn't entered yet.
* designates prototyped pre-medium, and player has entered
| Player | 1st Part | 2nd Part |
| DarkArtemisFowl | | |
| Dark Paladin109 | Savanna | Frogs |
| The Froggy Ninja | | |
| KJ1225 | Fire | Brimstone |
| Dorsidwarf | | | |
| Lenglon | Trees | Rain |
| Blademan9999 | Fog | Snow |
| Aattss | | |
| Elephant Parade | | |
| Poketwo | Cities | the Eldrich |
| PS cosplayer NPC | | |
| AD cosplayer NPC | | |
PesterlogsturtletickGreyhound [TG] began pestering hydraGuy[HG]
TG: hey you
TG: hydra dude
TG: over here
TG: gonna just set this down for ya
HG: Can you spawn something heavy so I can put it on this thing?
HG: Did you place the other devices down already?
TG: yeah all of it's set down, at least all the free stuff anyways
TG: i dont think i can spawn anything else
TG: maybe i could wack it open using this couch over here
HG: I think you need to give me a prepunched card for this next bit
HG: Can you do that for me?
HG: The prototyping is finished now, right?
TG: pretty sure yeah, and that assassin wizard actually looks pretty cool too
TG: card card card
TG: oh here it is
HG: I just got something
HG: I don't know what I'm should do with it
HG: Do you have any ideas?
HG: You have to repeat this process, right?
TG: dont think so
TG: wheres the damn manual for this thing
TG: throw it across the room and see if it does something
HG: We suceeded, right?
HG: So waht do we do now?
TG: take a look around
TG: brb drinking apple juice
caligulusAquarius [CA] began pestering oncomingStorm [OS]
CA: Yo doc wwill you please build up my house?
OS: Of course I will!
OS:It appears that I need "build grist"
CA: wworking on it doc
OS:Hey do you know where these disks came from or who else might be playing?
OS: I recently looked up this "SBURB" and it seems communication could be very useful to our cause.
CA: okay doc i got you the grist
CA: ill look for more while you build
CA: also could you pop my server client into my computer
OS:Of course my good man.
OS:It occurs to me that it may be bad if someone connected while you are off adventuring. I also suggest you "Alchemize" a hands free computing device so we can stay in contact.
CA: okay doc
I really wish I wasn't an utterly horrible artist so I could actually create my own images for the lands, rather than cropping images I find on the internet that are 'close enough'.
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