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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Also what would happen if someone prototyped the meteor?

Same thing as if you prototyped a rock.

How many turns do I have?

5 remaining.

[The Froggy Ninja]

>I start building the house as soon as I have the grist.

What about the Dersites and Prospitians. They know our Titles and generally announce it quite loudly upon our dreamself's waking. And that's not mentioning the lore of our consorts.

I remember the second, but the 'announcing loudly' I don't remember reading about.  Couldn't find any information on the wikia pages either.  Where did you get that from?

I can't find it ether but I remember that when a dream self descends from their tower then the first inhabitant of their dreaming moon they meet will flip out and say something along the lins of "Oh my Skaia, the [Title] of [Aspect] is awake!"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Client-Server Chain 1

((I don't blame you Lenglon, and your turn seems reasonable to me!))

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

turtletickGreyhound [TG] began pestering hydraGuy[HG]
TG: hey you
TG: hydra dude
TG: over here
TG: gonna just set this down for ya
HG: Can you spawn something heavy so I can put it on this thing?
HG: Did you place the other devices down already?
TG: yeah all of it's set down, at least all the free stuff anyways
TG: i dont think i can spawn anything else
TG: maybe i could wack it open using this couch over here
HG: I think you need to give me a prepunched card for this next bit
HG: Can you do that for me?
HG: The prototyping is finished now, right?
TG: pretty sure yeah, and that assassin wizard actually looks pretty cool too
TG: card card card
TG: oh here it is

Deploy pre-punched card for the Hydra.

You already deployed it.

Put the Cruxite Dowel beetwen the clenches of the Totem Lathe. Put in prepunched card if I get it. Activate Totem Lathe. Grab the carved Cruxite Dowel if I succeed and bring it to the Alchemiter. Then put the Cruxite Dowel on the stand.

Pesterlog

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

turtletickGreyhound [TG] began pestering hydraGuy[HG]
TG: hey you
TG: hydra dude
TG: over here
TG: gonna just set this down for ya
HG: Can you spawn something heavy so I can put it on this thing?
HG: Did you place the other devices down already?
TG: yeah all of it's set down, at least all the free stuff anyways
TG: i dont think i can spawn anything else
TG: maybe i could wack it open using this couch over here
HG: I think you need to give me a prepunched card for this next bit
HG: Can you do that for me?
HG: The prototyping is finished now, right?

You put the cruxite dowel in the Totem Lathe, and put in the prepunched card and get the Carved Dowel.  You take the carved dowel over to the Alchemiter and get your totem.

Client-Server Chain 2

>I start building the house as soon as I have the grist.

You wait, and watch as your client goes up to the roof of his house, chasing after an imp that has one of his disks.

Start the install of the server then go explore/look for imps to kill. Since I have time also make a message to Doc that he has to build my house up tall so I can advance.

You reach for your server disk, but an imp snatches it just before you grab it.  It runs outside, and you follow it, giving you your first glimpse of your land, the Land of Fire and Brimstone.

The imp is stopped by some alligator-like figures, who somehow manage to convey between naks, that someone or something by the name of the Knight of Rage has arrived.  You don't pay this much mind, and enter strife with the imp.  However, before it begins, you stare dumbfounded as it's head changes to that of a fox, while maintaining the Saiyan hair, and it gains a cat's tail.

Cat-tailed Fox-Saiyan Imp: 75 health
caligulusAquarius: 100 health

Client-Server Chain 3

create cruxite artifact and enter the medium. b]

You manage to create your cruxite artifact, causing you to enter the medium.  The other members of the team also enter the medium soon after you.

Client-Server Chain 4

Be very startled. Prod client repeatedly with books, clothes, various items, etc, and shepherd her down to the Garage. Give up forever on trying to get them to understand that Pesterchum is REALLY IMPORTANT ABOUT NOW.

Try to do as much as possible towards the Medium Entry  for her by steering her around with books, towels, any errant pets, so on. Drop the card-y thing by the totem lathe.

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

eB: your PesterChum isn't on, is it?
eB: damn it.
eB: maybe this will get your attention?
eB: if you get this, Opened cruxtruder in garage. go have a look before it explodes or something.
eB: well, you screwed now. Unless that counter doesn't mean what I think.

You begin to...wait a minute...is that you standing there?  What the hell?  And what is with the two quasi player pianos floating around you?

attempt to the pacify the weird poltergeist haunting my home. figure out what it wants and, if reasonable, do it. if I can't figure it out then attempt to conduct an exorcism.

if I figure out that I'm supposed to prototype something, prototype a fox.

The poltergeist seems to stop when a nerdly looking person appears out of nowhere with two player pianos floating around him.  The person then tells you to follow him, telling you to quickly grab something to 'prototype'.  You have no idea what he means by that, but you grab a fox plushie you have, and you follow him into the garage, where that thing from before is open.  The person tells you to throw the plushie into the rapidly blinking thing, but you just stare at him confused.  The nerd reacts by taking it from you, and throwing it in, before turning a small wheel and removing a cylinder.  He hands it to you, and the rest of the process continues in this manner, with you looking confused, and him dragging you through the process.  You see the meteor incoming just after your artifact is created.  You enter just before it impacts your house.  Just after you enter and your sprite splits oddly, the nerd jumps into the sprite, with the floating player piano things.

>Activate totem lathe to make Cruxite artefact. Enter medium.

You manage to speed through the remainder of the process, and enter the medium successfully.

Unconnected

Establish pester-log as curbStomp [CS]. If I have time to spare, get an ancient statue of a dragon.

You establish your chumhandle successfully.  You then break into an art museum and steal an ancient statue of a dragon.  Since the art museum was destroyed by an incoming meteor soon after, you can BS your way out of felony by saying you were saving the statue from destruction, rather than stealing it.

Changing action, then. Learn Pester Chum.

You learn how to use Pesterchum via your magic.  You still need to create a chumhandle on the actual application first in order to use it, though.

it takes awhile to create a turn as it is

Drop out, since my non-Sb/grub stuff would make this even worse.

A meteor impacts your apartment complex, killing you and destroying your copies of the game.

Active, In Medium

Spoiler: KJ1225 (click to show/hide)

Level: 2
Chumhandle: caligulusAquarius
Inventory: Eridan Ampora Cosplay, Client Sgrub, Server Sburb

Other Outfits:
Kankri Vantis Cosplay

Spoiler: Lenglon (click to show/hide)

Level: 2
Client to: DorisDwarf
Server to: Blademan9999
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb

Spoiler: Blademan9999, Kitten Lord (click to show/hide)

Level: 2
Client to: Lenglon
Inventory: Clothes, Client Sgrub, Server Sburb

Allies:
4 kittens

Spoiler: Poketwo (click to show/hide)

Level: 1
Inventory: Pickle Inspector Cosplay, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb

Active, Out of Medium

Spoiler: Aattss (click to show/hide)

Level: 3
Inventory: Clothes, Sgrub Client, Sgurb Server

Spoiler: DarkArtemisFowl (click to show/hide)

Level: 3
Chumhandle: turtletickGreyhound [TG]
Server of: Hydra
Inventory: Dave Strider Cosplay, Steel Katana, Sgrub Server, Sburb Client

Spoiler: TheFroggyNinja (click to show/hide)

Level: 3
Chumhandle: oncomingStorm
Inventory: Eleventh Doctor Cosplay, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
At Home: Computer installed inside a phonebooth

Spoiler: Elephant Parade (click to show/hide)

Level: 2
Inventory: Clothes, Sgrub Server, Sburb Client, Cool Laptop

Spells:
Low Level
Barrier: Shield yourself from damage (reduce damage by 1 or 2 dice). Requires continual upkeep and concentration to prevent from collapsing
Fireball: A ball that on impact covers a 5 foot radius in fire.
Heal: Restore health.  Can only be used on one person at a time.
Pester Chum: Same as Pesterchum, but through magic.  Must have a chumhandle to use.

Mid Level
Install Software II: Can install 2 programs at once.  They cannot share a portion of their title, and you must have the programs with you.
Summon Laptop II: Get a decent laptop.  Requires reagents of Computer Components.

High Level
Summon Reagents III: Get required reagents.  Requires reagents of equivalent mass to output.

Spoiler: Hydra (click to show/hide)

Level: 2
Components: DarkPaladin109 and NPC's
Client of: DarkArtemisFowl
Chumhandle: hydraGuy [HG]
Inventory: Sburb Server, Sgrub Client

Abilities:
Fire Breath

Spoiler: DorisDwarf (click to show/hide)

Level: 1
Server to: Lenglon
Chumhandle: ectoBiology
Inventory: John Cosplay, Pogohammer, Server Sburb, Client Sgrub

Other Information

Spoiler: God Tiers (click to show/hide)

Player	Class	Aspect
Aattss	Prince	Void
DarkArtemisFowl	Seer	Life
The Froggy Ninja	Page	Breath
Elephant Parade	Mage	Blood
DarkPaladin109	Maid	Space
Blademan9999	Slyph	Light
Lenglon	Witch	Heart
KJ1225	Knight	Rage
DorsiDwarf	Bard	Time
Poketwo	Thief	Doom
AD Cosplayer NPC	Rogue	Hope
PS Cosplayer NPC	Heir	Mind

Spoiler: Server-Client Chains (click to show/hide)

DarkArtemisFowl -> DarkPaladin109
The Froggy Ninja <searching for Sburb Server> -> KJ1225
Dorsidwarf -> Lenglon -> Blademan9999
Aattss <searching for Sgrub Client>
Elephant Parade <searching for Sburb Server or Sgrub Client>

Poketwo -> PS cosplayer NPC -> AD cosplayer NPC -> Poketwo

Spoiler: Prototypings (click to show/hide)

Player	1st Prototyping	2nd Prototyping
DarkArtemisFowl
Dark Paladin109	Assassin's Creed 3 Disk -	Dark Paladin Yugioh Card -
The Froggy Ninja
KJ1225	Early Season DragonballZ Disk *
Dorsidwarf
Lenglon	Fox Plushie *	Dorsidwarf Doomed Timeline Self
Blademan9999	Kitten *
Aattss
Elephant Parade
Poketwo	Problem Sleuth Elf figurine *
PS cosplayer NPC	Empty Book *	Video Game Guide
AD cosplayer NPC	US penny *	Two Flintlock Pistols *

- designates prototyped pre-medium, but player hasn't entered yet.
* designates prototyped pre-medium, and player has entered

Spoiler: Land of ____ and _____ (click to show/hide)

Player	1st Part	2nd Part
DarkArtemisFowl
Dark Paladin109
The Froggy Ninja
KJ1225	Fire	Brimstone
Dorsidwarf
Lenglon		Frogs
Blademan9999
Aattss
Elephant Parade
Poketwo
PS cosplayer NPC
AD cosplayer NPC

Yes, I am going to be trying to use images to show you your land.

[poketwo]

explore my land. see if enemies have elf-ness.

[kj1225]

CA:Fuck who ever prototyped something useful into it!
Strife!

[The Froggy Ninja]

((Cool we already know our Hero of time. Also, I obviously assumed that would be me :.(. Also also, Pianos? Also also also, with such powerful prototypes *cough*DarkArtemisFowl*cough* I suggest we exploit the prudish nature of the elves.))
>I drop a rock on the imps head.

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

caligulusAquarius [CA] began pestering oncomingStorm [OS]
CA: Yo doc wwill you please build up my house?
OS: Of course I will!
OS:It appears that I need "build grist"
CA:  wworking on it doc
OS:Hey do you know where these disks came from or who else might be playing?
OS: I recently looked up this "SBURB" and it seems communication could be very useful to our cause.

[darkpaladin109]

So my cruxite artifact is a totem? Strange.
Pesterlog

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

turtletickGreyhound [TG] began pestering hydraGuy[HG]
TG: hey you
TG: hydra dude
TG: over here
TG: gonna just set this down for ya
HG: Can you spawn something heavy so I can put it on this thing?
HG: Did you place the other devices down already?
TG: yeah all of it's set down, at least all the free stuff anyways
TG: i dont think i can spawn anything else
TG: maybe i could wack it open using this couch over here
HG: I think you need to give me a prepunched card for this next bit
HG: Can you do that for me?
HG: The prototyping is finished now, right?
TG: pretty sure yeah, and that assassin wizard actually looks pretty cool too
TG: card card card
TG: oh here it is
HG: I just got something
HG: I don't know what I'm should do with it
HG: Do you have any ideas?
HG: You have to repeat this process, right?

Attempt to figure out what to do with my Cruxite Artifact.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Also also, Pianos?

I didn't want to use disks/records or music boxes, and player pianos was the first thing that came to mind that had a surface that could be scratched.

Edit: Does everyone want to know their god tiers, or do you want to wait until you enter?

If so, then see below.  If you don't, don't open the spoiler.  Image that helps explain the class and aspect as well.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Player	Class	Aspect
Aattss	Prince	Void
DarkArtemisFowl	Seer	Life
The Froggy Ninja	Page	Breath
Elephant Parade	Mage	Blood
DarkPaladin109	Maid	Space
Blademan9999	Slyph	Light
Lenglon	Witch	Heart
KJ1225	Knight	Rage
DorsiDwarf	Bard	Time
Poketwo	Thief	Doom
AD Cosplayer NPC	Rogue	Hope
PS Cosplayer NPC	Heir	Mind

[poketwo]

I do.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I do.

I've edited the post above yours to include the list in a spoiler, along with putting in an image to help explain the combination.

[The Froggy Ninja]

How did you chose? Most commonly SBURBventures chose based on personality and, not to be rude, some of those don't seem to fit.  Plus, you could have used something that wasn't related to music.

[poketwo]

but I'm a male.

[Elephant Parade]

Are rolls not a thing anymore?

Learn Create Profile.

I'll be darned if I'm going to take any non-magic actions.

[Yourmaster]

Turn everything to booze. Everything

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

How did you chose? Plus, you could have used something that wasn't related to music.

Branching 1d6.  1-3 results in using the 'upper six' of a chart I had found, while 4-6 results in using the 'lower six' of a chart I had found.  Then I used another 1d6 to determine that portion.

but I'm a male.

This is pre-scratch, while you are, this person might not be.  Example: Male John Egbert's Post-Scratch Counterpart is the female Jane Crocker.

Are rolls not a thing anymore?

I'm just leaving them hidden.  I'll mention if a person levels up.