Client-Server Chain 1
turtletickGreyhound [TG] began pestering hydraGuy[HG]
TG: hey you
TG: hydra dude
TG: over here
TG: gonna just set this down for ya
HG: Can you spawn something heavy so I can put it on this thing?
HG: Did you place the other devices down already?
TG: yeah all of it's set down, at least all the free stuff anyways
TG: i dont think i can spawn anything else
TG: maybe i could wack it open using this couch over here
Attempt to open the Cruxtruder using the couch as a bat.
(5)(4)(5) You manage to open the cruxtrader by dropping the couch on it. A display showing there are 5 turns until something happens.
If the attempt to open the cruxtruder using the couch is successful, prototype it a second time with my Dark Paladin yugioh card to make a sprite, if I can do that at this time. Retrieve cruxite dowel afterward.
(4)(2) You manage to prototype the card second, after one of the other heads prototypes the disk for Assassin's Creed 3.
(6)(4) You remove the cruxite dowel.
Client-Server Chain 2
Drop a heavy item on the Cruxtrader.
Also, I install my client disk.
(4)(2) You drop a wardrobe on the Cruxtrader. It opens with a display very little time remaining.
(6)(6) You install the client disk so perfectly, you level up. However, you need a Sburb server to connect to in order to enter.
Open the cruxtruder and then prototype something that's dead or almost doomed. Then spend some time dicking around with the alchemiter and finally use the totem lathe to obtain my cruxite artifact and enter the medium just as the meteor is coming down on me.
(3) You prototype a Dragonball Z disk from one of the earlier sagas.
(2) Since you don't have a punch designix and since there is little time remaining, you go ahead and create the cruxite artifact.
(6) You get a wand as your artifact. As the meteor comes in, you break it and enter the incipisphere.
Client-Server Chain 3
Get thing for alchemizer. get a good Idea off of the elves, since we all know who really HATES elves.
(5) You get the cruxite dowel and have it lathed.
(-autofail-) You try to speak to your sprite, but you only get gibberish and flashes that give you a headache. You get the feeling that you will need to enter the medium and get a second prototyping before you can speak with it.
Client-Server Chain 4
Drop something heavy on his cruxtruder, build pile of crap next to computer to point out he needs to connect on PesterChum.
eB: your PesterChum isn't on, is it?
eB: damn it.
eB: maybe this will get your attention?
eB: if you get this, just opened cruxtruder in garage. go have a look before it explodes or something.
(4) You drop a workbench on the cruxtrader and open it. It reads one turn is remaining.
(2) Your client leaves the room as you are making the pile. When he returns, he does something else on his server copy. Through the zoom function, you can see...he is trying to play with his client's kittens.
Examine the source of the loud thud that woke me up. Drop my client's totem lathe on his cruxtruder, then drop his alchemiter on his totem lathe. finally, play with his kitties.
(6)(2) You go and see the cruxtrader open. You (6)(3) immediately return to your computer and try to do things with the client's devices, but you don't have enough grist to manipulate them.
>Drop random heavy object on Cruxtader, Prototype kittens.
(5)(3) You manage to hit it open with a sledgehammer. It gives the reading of 2 turns remaining.
(6)(1) You manage to prototype one kitten, but the sprite refuses to accept a second of the same item used to prototype it, you later attempts passing through harmlessly.
Unconnected
Wait for someone to connect to me. Experiment the possibility of punting a meteor.
(4)(5)(4) You wait around, practicing your skills. (1)(3)(4) You think about punting a meteor, but then dismiss the thought.
You would need a stupid amount of power and a stupid strong sword to even divert it.Cast Install Software II.
(4)(4) You cast install software on your two disks. If a Sburb server or a Sgrub client activates, you will be ready.
Come back to life. Grow spidery legs so my severed hydra headiness can move.
(2) You respawn as a Chinese businesswoman in her apartment. You have recently received two copies, a client and a server, of a game called Sburb.
Active
Level: 3
Inventory: Clothes, Sgrub Client, Sgurb Server
Level: 3
Chumhandle: turtletickGreyhound [TG]
Server of: Hydra
Inventory: Dave Strider Cosplay, Steel Katana, Sgrub Server, Sburb Client
Level: 3
Chumhandle: oncomingStorm
Inventory: Eleventh Doctor Cosplay, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
At Home: Computer installed inside a phonebooth
Level: 2
Inventory: Clothes, Sgrub Server, Sburb Client, Cool Laptop
Spells:
Low Level
Barrier: Shield yourself from damage (reduce damage by 1 or 2 dice). Requires continual upkeep and concentration to prevent from collapsing
Fireball: A ball that on impact covers a 5 foot radius in fire.
Heal: Restore health. Can only be used on one person at a time.
Mid Level
Install Software II: Can install 2 programs at once. They cannot share a portion of their title, and you must have the programs with you.
Summon Laptop II: Get a decent laptop. Requires reagents of Computer Components.
High Level
Summon Reagents III: Get required reagents. Requires reagents of equivalent mass to output.
Level: 2
Components: DarkPaladin109 and NPC's
Client of: DarkArtemisFowl
Chumhandle: hydraGuy [HG]
Inventory: Sburb Server, Sgrub Client
Abilities:
Fire Breath
Level: 2
Client to: Lenglon
Inventory: Clothes, Client Sgrub, Server Sburb
Allies:
4 kittens
Level: 2
Client to: DorisDwarf
Server to: Blademan9999
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
Level: 2
Chumhandle: caligulusAquarius
Inventory: Eridan Ampora Cosplay, Client Sgrub, Server Sburb
Other Outfits:
Kankri Vantis Cosplay
Level: 1
Server to: Lenglon
Chumhandle: ectoBiology
Inventory: John Cosplay, Pogohammer, Server Sburb, Client Sgrub
Level: 1
Inventory: Problem Sleuth Cosplay, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
Level:1
Inventory: Clothes, Sburb Server, Sburb Client
InactiveLevel: 2
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sburb, Client Sgrub
Level: 1
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
Level:1
Inventory: Clothes
Level:1
Inventory: Clothes
Sorry Lenglon. If you want I could PM you a whole bunch of beginning game knowledge, because I've read Homestuck Act 1-6. At the GM's discretion, of course.
I've given all that is needed at the current time in the turn before last. The next relevant will be given when the game is entered, so knowledge isn't much of a problem.
Join if possible, if it is possible, I'd like to go to Hawaii
I'm sorry. I closed off sign-ups a few turns back because it takes awhile to create a turn as it is, and when stuff starts to spiral out of control (you know it will, and it might not be because of me) it may reach the point where I don't want to update if there are too many players.
((I did my homework, I've read acts 1-3, and every scene that nepeta shows up in (yay for the mspa wiki) though a lot of the nepeta scenes made no sense out of context.
however, my character hasn't done the research I have. I have no IC reason to know how to sburb. as a result I have every intention of making many nonsensical actions in attempts to figure it out. if I end up with some kind of guide to sburb/sgrub in character then that'll change things.))
Would you believe I was actually thinking about the aspect being given to you by the game would be heart? Oh, you better make a more serious one this turn, you only have the coming one to enter the medium because the 1d6 was a bitch to you.
Poll
8 (47.1%)
Author
Topic: Roll to Level/Sburb/Raise (Read 58484 times)