Client-Server Chain 1
Set up the Totem Lathe, Cruxtruder, and Alchemiter within this Hydra's living space.
>gonna just set this down for ya
(4)(3)(3) You throw the couch over to the side, and place the Cruxtrader there. You then place the Alchemiter on the apartment's outside balcony, and deploy the Totem Lathe next to the computer, right in front of the door to the bedroom. Fortunately, it won't need to go through there to reach the other stuff, so you believe it is fi...holy shit, did it just cut off one of its heads!?!
Somehow destroy GWG's head since he doesn't want to be here anymore. Set up the Cruxtrader. Prototype a block of steel.
Eject and destroy disk. Play outside.
Wonder how a little computer game would save me from a meteor.
Roll for control: 1 (Random.org hates GWG with a passion in this game)
(4)(4) You manage to remove the head the GreatWyrmGold was occupying.
(1)(2) You hit the cruxtrader's top with a chair, but it doesn't open. Too light maybe? You'll probably want to ask your server. Speaking of the person, the previous conversation is longer. Maybe a response is in order?
turtletickGreyhound [TG] began pestering hydraGuy [HG]
TG: hey you
TG: hydra dude
TG: over here
TG: gonna just set this down for ya
Client-Server Chain 2
--oncomingStorm [OS]has begun pestering caligulusAquarius [CA]--
OS: Hello I'm The Doctor.
CA: hello doc
CA: do me a favvor and place a cruxite extruder down somewhere
OS:Well alright then.
OS:Just a minuet ol' chap.
(6)(1) You expand the room, then place the Totem Lathe, the prepunched card, and the Cruxtrader in the expanded area. You then decide to place the alchemiter outside, just so that the entrance method doesn't break through the ceiling.
Wait for my server player to plop down the various things I need. While I wait equip my riflekind abstratus.
You wait for your server player to plop down everything, jostled as the placement of the items shakes the house somewhat. (-autofail-) Since you don't have a Sylladex, you cannot set your strife specibus. (Note: no one has one right now, but after the first imp is defeated, you get a Sylladex)
Client-Server Chain 3
OK, lets do this, first, have PS cosplayer set up that chat thing, since he is the diplomacy guy, get AD cosplayer to try to lift a heavy object to get on the cruxtunder thing. Have me find out what to prototype that is balanced, and also to see what version of MSpaint comics has Hussie created. also install necessary stuff for game.
(5) Problem Sleuth manages to open up a memo for you all to respond to. (See Below)
problemSleuth [PS] has opened up a memo on the board Wrecking The Session
PS: This working properly?
aceDick [AD] responded to memo.
AD: Appears to be.
AD: I've managed to secure the server of Sburb so that this chain will work properly.
PS: Does one of them have your old copy of Sgrub?
PS: We won't be able to wreck their session if the nine of them can't link up properly.
AD: I 'traded' with one of them.
(3) You connect with AD, after he deployed everything, he opens up the cruxtrader with the lounge chair you were sitting in, splaying you on the ground. A timer appears that says you, specifically have 3 turns left before the meteor hits.
(2) You panic and throw in an Elf figurine.
Client-Server Chain 4
Grab stuff with the cursor and prod my client with it. If it doesn't wake him up, make his house bigger in order to fit those devices. The plop 'em down.
Remember I'm supposed to be cosplaying John, consider changing to blue, then remember blue doesn't show on my screen and forget it.
(3) You expand the house and place the Cruxtrader in the garage, the Alchemiter on the front lawn, and then you expand his room and place the Totem Lathe there. All of this winds up waking up your client with he vibrations.
Press random buttons before taking a quick nap!
(4)(2) You somehow manage to place down the objects around his house without harming him. The Alchemiter is outside in the lawn, the Totem Lathe is in the Kitchen, blocking the fridge and the stove, and the Cruxtrader is blocking the front door. You then fall asleep and wake up as your Prospit dreamself for a couple seconds, before being awakened by your server player placing stuff down.
>Deploy Cruxtader, Prototype kittens.
<error> You cannot deploy the cruxtrader when you are not a server player.
(1)(3) You cannot manage to open the cruxtrader provided for you by the server player. Something heavy needs to be dropped on it.
Unconnected
Do the think where I install Sburb or whatever.
(6)(2)(2) You return to your dojo and attempt to install your Sburb server, but find that the disk was taken from you. In it's place is a Sgrub server, so you attempt to install that. You will need to wait for a client to connect to you before you continue.
Learn Install Software.
(5)(5) You learn Install Software II! You can install 2 things at once, but only if they do not share any words and you must have the programs with you.
Active
Level: 3
Inventory: Clothes, Sgrub Client, Sgurb Server
Level: 3
Chumhandle: turtletickGreyhound [TG]
Server of: Hydra
Inventory: Dave Strider Cosplay, Steel Katana, Sgrub Server, Sburb Client
Level: 2
Inventory: Clothes, Sgrub Server, Sburb Client, Cool Laptop
Spells:
Low Level
Barrier: Shield yourself from damage (reduce damage by 1 or 2 dice). Requires continual upkeep and concentration to prevent from collapsing
Fireball: A ball that on impact covers a 5 foot radius in fire.
Heal: Restore health. Can only be used on one person at a time.
Mid Level
Install Software II: Can install 2 programs at once. They cannot share a portion of their title, and you must have the programs with you.
Summon Laptop II: Get a decent laptop. Requires reagents of Computer Components.
High Level
Summon Reagents III: Get required reagents. Requires reagents of equivalent mass to output.
Level: 2
Components: DarkPaladin109 and NPC's
Client of: DarkArtemisFowl
Chumhandle: hydraGuy [HG]
Inventory: Sburb Server, Sgrub Client
Abilities:
Fire Breath
Level: 2
Client to: Lenglon
Inventory: Clothes, Client Sgrub, Server Sburb
Allies:
4 kittens
Level: 2
Client to: DorisDwarf
Server to: Blademan9999
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
Level: 2
Chumhandle: oncomingStorm
Inventory: Eleventh Doctor Cosplay, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
At Home: Computer installed inside a phonebooth
Level: 1
Server to: Lenglon
Chumhandle: ectoBiology
Inventory: John Cosplay, Pogohammer, Server Sburb, Client Sgrub
Level: 1
Chumhandle: caligulusAquarius
Inventory: Eridan Ampora Cosplay, Client Sgrub, Server Sburb
Other Outfits:
Kankri Vantis Cosplay
Level: 1
Inventory: Problem Sleuth Cosplay, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
InactiveLevel: 1
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
Level: 2
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sburb, Client Sgrub
Level:1
Inventory: Clothes
Level:1
Inventory: Clothes
Eventually, 1, 2, 4, and Unconnected areas will all be connected. Right now, I am using this as a temporary organization for the turns.
Now that a major event is soon upon us, I must dispense a warning. The game has become Permadeath (after this turn), and slightly more bound by reality (primarily on stuff like: I jump across this 500 meter wide canyon, or I destroy all ____ in the world/galaxy/universe/multiverse/omniverse. Granted, you can get around this if you have the right items). There is one spare life, but it is only able to be accessed by the actions of other players. Also, inactive players who haven't entered the medium will be killed off by {spoilers} a few turns after. You have been warned.
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