I'll take Eridan due to him have a pretty easy quirk.
Get on my computer and install Sgrub and Sburb.
(5) You put on your Eridan Ampora cosplay.
(4) You begin to install the client of Sgrub, but have to wait for a connection with a server to continue.
Cast Summon Components, outside of my house. Get rid of leaves or grass or dirt or something.
(5)(3) You cast
Summon Reagents using dirt and get the components for a decent laptop.
>Activate both Sburb and Sgrub
(4)(3) You begin to install Sburb, but have to wait until there is a connection available to continue.
Attempt to somehow send him a message about installing Pesterchum. Maybe drawing on his house? Then, install my own Pesterchum.
(5)(5)(4) You manage to install pesterchum on (it's?) computer by hacking into it. This also will allow you to know what (it's) chumhandle will be when it makes one.
(4)(3)(2) You start up your already installed pesterchum, which loads your profile
turntechGodhaed. You wish you could have been able to use Dave's actual chumhandle, but it was already taken.
I go find the hydra and ask him/her/it to make me a timelord potion like the dragon one helping where I can.
(5) You manage to find the hydra and ask (it?) to create the potion. (It?) (6) agrees. Your job at convincing it makes you level up. You get the
timelord potion. On it is the disclaimer: getting a TARDIS is outside the scope of this potion.
Somehow figure out what's going on.
Barring that, sever my own head and respawn in an area less plagued by Homestruck things.
If Froggy Ninja finds me, help him out with potion. If not, install pesterchum.
Head Control <now 1d3 to reduce annoyance! 1 is Dark Paladin, 2 is GreatWyrmGold and 2 is one of the NPCs> (1)
(4)(5) You manage to create the potion for him. You see that pesterchum is already installed, you just need to create a chumhandle.
Find someone to connect to, either as client or server. Install Pesterchum 2: the Pestering.
(3)(2) You load up pesterchum, which loads up your profile,
ectoBiology. Ectobiologist was already taken.
Find PS and AD cosplayers, Try to convince them to help me destroy homestuck for multiple reasons, including that it prevented an problem sleuth 2. Or at least go into sburd/sgrub to mess things up for the main cast of that series
(4) You manage to get in contact with the PS and AD cosplayers. You manage to convince them to join you in jumping into the session that is going to be created soon to mess things up in it. In order to be able to keep the server/client exchange between you three, you manage to engineer an equivalent of Hivebent's 'Mobius Double Reacharound', allowing you three to join the session that is soon to come up, but maintaining your group's client/server integrity.
Challenge cthulhu to a duel.
(6)(1)(2) vs (2)(4)(3)(6)(5) Cthulu trumps you easily using his first guardian abilities. In a strange moment of helpfulness, after the first guardian beats you, of course, Cthulu tells you that all first guardians are level 5, and are unable to raise their level any higher.
"MyhouseohcoolihaveahouseIwonderhowIgotitireallyneedtofigureoutwhatswrongwithmymemoryohwellletsgoinsideiwonderhowoldiam."
go into my home, go to my room, and install the program-things I got. while they install go to the bathroom and check if I have a tail.
(5)(2) You enter your house,
(5)(1) trip on a rug, but manage to enter your room,
(6)(5) and install the Sburb client. You connect with (1=blademan9999, 2=Dorisdwarf) (2) a server. The program installs as you go into a bathroom, and see that (4)(4) yes, you do have a tail. Because you are a Khajiit.
Active
Level: 3
Inventory: Clothes, Sgrub Client, Sburb Server
Level: 3
Server of: Hydra
Inventory: Dave Strider Cosplay, Steel Katana, Sgrub Server, Sburb Client
Level: 2
Inventory: Clothes, Sgrub Server, Sburb Client
Spells:
Barrier: Shield yourself from damage (reduce damage by 1 or 2 dice). Requires continual upkeep and concentration to prevent from collapsing
Fireball: A ball that on impact covers a 5 foot radius in fire.
Heal: Restore health. Can only be used on one person at a time.
Summon Laptop II: Get a decent laptop. Requires reagents of Computer Components.
Summon Reagents: Get required reagents. Requires reagents of equivalent mass to output.
Level: 2
Components: (1) DarkPaladin109 (2) GreatWyrmGold (3-7) NPC's
Client of: DarkArtemisFowl
Inventory: Sburb Server, Sgrub Client
Abilities:
Fire Breath
Level: 2
Inventory: Clothes, Client Sgrub, Server Sburb
Allies:
4 kittens
Level: 2
Client to: DorisDwarf
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
Level: 2
Inventory: Eleventh Doctor Cosplay, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb, Timelord Potion
Level: 1
Server to: Lenglon
Inventory: John Cosplay, Pogohammer, Server Sburb, Client Sgrub
Level: 1
Inventory: Eridan Ampora Cosplay, Client Sgrub, Server Sburb
Other Outfits:
Kankri Vantis Cosplay
Level: 1
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
Sgrub Servers/Sburb Clients: 5
Sburb Servers/Sgrub Clients: 5
InactiveLevel: 1
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sgrub, Client Sburb
Level: 2
Inventory: Clothes, Server Sburb, Client Sgrub
Level:1
Inventory: Clothes
Level:1
Inventory: Clothes
If you want to use pesterchum for conversations, then post the logs here, I made sure that the chumhandles provided were blank.