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[Elephant Parade]

Wait, I thought I rolled d3s?

Learn Heal.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Wait, I thought I rolled d3s?

New system of Xd6-X where X is your level.

[blademan9999]

Summon kittens everywhere

[darkpaladin109]

Puke liquid that transforms people into random types of monsters.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Procure Permits

(4) You somehow manage to get the permit to apply for permits to apply for permits.  You get a server copy of Sburb and a client copy of Sgrub.

Travel the world, righting wrongs, making new foes, and facing strange creatures.

(4)(0)(1) You get stuck on trying to find the first creature, an mystic Naga.  You do find a server copy of Sgrub and a client copy of Sburb.

"Butyoujustsaidthatwhyareyourepeatingyourselfissomethingwrongareyouokmisterwhyaren'tyouansweringmyquestionsicareaboutmyquestionsthatswhyimaskingthemyourescaringmemisterareyouazombie?"
Ask

(1) The man keeps heading towards the bar, shouting, "Beer!"  He drops a server copy of Sgrub and a client copy of Sburb.

((Did we level up?))

Shove through the crowd or trample it a little.

Puke liquid that transforms people into random types of monsters.

Roll to see which of the seven heads is in control: 4 (random NPC)

(4)(2) You manage to work your way to your house.  You find a server copy of Sburb and a client copy of Sgrub.

Dave reconsiders his actions. Considering also that he isn't Dave, but rather cosplaying him. He will still act like Dave, because he is Dave, through some twisted notion of events.

Also remembering that Dave does not in fact have an amethyst katana, but a steel one. Silly Dave. That's another character in another RTD who carries an amethyst katana, which is pretty lame and fragile.

Steel's where it's at.

Attempt to find a copy of Sburb.

(HECK YES I AM GOING THERE)

(5)(4)(5) You find a client copy of Sburb, and a server copy of Sgrub.  In addition, everyone has their own combination of this at their house.

Read up on dimensional magic. This is the safest way to stave off the heat death of my Universe, yes.

(1)(4) You read up on dimensional magic, but you are incapable of performing it.  You find a client copy of Sburb and server copy of Sgrub in the book.

Wait, I thought I rolled d3s?

Learn Heal.

(4)(2) You learn heal, which can only be used on one person at a time.  You find a server copy of Sgrub and a client copy of Sburb in your learnings.

Summon kittens everywhere

(5) You summon 3 kittens around your house, and level up.  You also find a client copy of Sgrub and a client copy of Sburb.

[Lenglon]

pick up both Sburb and Sgrub and follow behind BEER guy
"Misterscaryzombieguyyoudroppedthesedontyouwantthembackwhydoyoukeepshoutingbeertheresbetterthingsinlifethanbeerrealyrealyrealysowhydoyoukeepjusttalkingaboutbeerdoihaveatailareyougoingtoeatme?"
Ask

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

pick up both copies of Sburb and follow behind BEER guy
"Misterscaryzombieguyyoudroppedthesedontyouwantthembackwhydoyoukeepshoutingbeertheresbetterthingsinlifethanbeerrealyrealyrealysowhydoyoukeepjusttalkingaboutbeerdoihaveatailareyougoingtoeatme?"
Ask

(Everyone has 1 copy of Sburb and 1 copy of Sgrub, none have two copies of the same game.)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Determine what Sburb and Sgrub are. Start playing them both at the same time.

Also consider how to get more PCs in the hydra.

[darkpaladin109]

Puke liquid that transforms people into random types of monsters.

EDIT:Go to fair before puking or using Sgrub.

[Lenglon]

(Everyone has 1 copy of Sburb and 1 copy of Sgrub, none have two copies of the same game.)

((Fair warning, I haven't taken the time to read Homestuck, and I don't fully understand how Sburb and Sgrub work though I've picked up some info from past research when one of my characters was compared to Nepeta.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((It's a Homestruck thing?
Oh Armok.))

[DarkArtemisFowl]

I have suddenly steered this thread in the direction of Homestuck.

Jeegus. What in the name of Dalzat have I started.

((Also, you pretty much need to know nothing about Homestuck for this except the basic beginning plot, like maybe Act 1))

Install both copies of Sburb and Sgrub and see what it does.
"john
john john john
my sburb and some cheap ripoff just arrived
im installing right now
dear god what is this
help"

[Dorsidwarf]

Join. Retrieve arms.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Spawn as the mighty portal mage!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spawn as the mighty portal mage!

((The dice will never threaten to kill you, and in fact cannot speak.))