Client-Server Chain 1
Grab another bottle of apple juice, while I wait for hydra to deploy the things. If my other bottle is still full-ish, do not grab another bottle and instead keep the bottle I already have.
You look at your old bottle, picking it up to see if there is anything left in it. It's still roughly half full, so you continue sipping on it, further away from your electronics than before. You hear the thudding of your devices being placed around your apartment.
Deploy all the devices necesarry for my client to enter the medium.
You deploy the devices necessary to enter the medium around various places in the cosplayer's apartment.
Wizssassinsprite: Well, you're more powerful than many.
Client-Server Chain 2
I use some of my savings to set up an some ads for my website.
You would set up some ads on the website, but you don't get a response from any advertising agencies. You think the meteors might be the cause.
Woo! Go home and improve my rifle. Also reward my faithful sprite for his loyalty by giving him a second prototyping. Use the picture of Andrew Hussie on my wall next to the horse pictures for the prototyping.
Through your experimentation, you create a
M14 rifle. You then take a picture of the rifle captchalogue it, and take it and a card containing one of your old rifle's cartridges to create some spares (as well as restoring your card stocks), using up the remainder of your grist. Smiling at your acquisition, you then prototype your sprite with a picture of Andrew Hussie, with a cat on his shoulder. This prototyping results in your sprite looking like Andrew Hussie with Goku's Hair, with the cat on his shoulder having Vegeta's hair.
Husssprite: 'sup
Cat: *yowl*
Cast Fireball.
You prototype your sprite with the fireball, but unusual nature of the prototyping causes a small shockwave to billow outwards, and prototype your sprite a second time with an Elephant Seal statue you have.
Begin music montage. Enter the medium.
You put on some suitably epic music and enter the medium in style. Dice level up.
Curl up, ready to pounce, but wait to actually do it until one of the imps drops their guard to attack, timed to interrupt their action. Again, if I land on them then rake them repeatedly with my claws while they're down. If they dodge, then swipe at them once as I leap away to try again. If they don't give me an opening when they attack because they have high-quality combat stances, then leap away from their attack and maintain my distance until I get a good shot at them. If my claws catch on them then drag them to the floor with it and keep twisting them about with my claws in their flesh, rakeing them with my other claws while they're down, similar to if I'd pounced on them. If one of them is dumb enough to go near the balcony and I get an opportunity to do so, then hurl them off and let gravity do its job.
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You curl up, preparing to pounce at the first sign of an attack. Dorsisprite, rather than waiting, strums a note on its guitar that it took with it into the prototyping, this causes a wave, strangely, a different color from his blue, to burst from the guitar and strike both imps, causing a stagger (0 damage dealt. Stagger - 2 turns). Wasting no time, you leap at the first imp, scratching it repeatedly (15, 18) (12, 3) (9, 18). The rapid striking, combined with the stagger, dealing enough damage to kill the imp. You get more grist! The other imp has recovered by this time, leading to regular strife.
You aggrieve the imp with your metal claws and deal 3 and 18 damage!
The imp aggrieves you and deals 8 damage!
Dorsisprite strums a note and launches a beam that deals a whopping 48 damage!
You aggrieve the imp with your metal claws and deal 6 and 3 damage!
The imp has died! You get more grist! You advance to echeladder level 3 (+25 HP)
Wizard Lincoln Fox Imp: DEAD
Kitten Assassin Elf Imp: DEAD
foxyKitty: 115 HP
Dorsisprite: 1000 HP
>put on ninja training video for kittens.
>Activate server copy of sburb
You find a ninja training video, and put it on the television. You leave before you notice if the kittens have taken an interest, and go up to your computer and start up you sburb server, getting you a connection to your client very quickly.
Client-Server Chain 3
Try to alchemize a MF-Hyperbreeder Alpha from Fallout: New Vegas
You cannot make such a good weapon at the current time. It costs well over five grist. It appears to deal damage equal to Xd6 (X is your echeladder level) times 25.
Unconnected
Use smoke pellets to do something simultaneously ninja-like and Homestuck-like, and then do the Prince thing where I destroy him.
You throw the smoke pellets you brought, but they don't burst. At least, until a stray micrometeorite hits a crate and causes it to land on the pellets. You try to 'do the prince thing', but it doesn't work out too well since you haven't god tiered. Well, it might have caused the micrometeorite to hit the crate, but nothing you notice, so you abscond like crazy out of the factory, performing a cool ninja jump off of a building to get over the fence. After awhile, you notice that no police are chasing you, so you head back to your dojo.
vengefulAssassin [VA] has begun trolling curbStomp [CS]
VA: What in yΘur wΘrld was that?
VA: Aren't yΘu a fighter?
VA: Why didn't yΘu fight that guy!?
Active, In Medium
Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 3
Chumhandle:
caligulusAquariusHeld/Worn Inventory: Eridan Ampora Cosplay, Compushades, M1 Carbine
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Grist: 0
Other Outfits:
Kankri Vantis Cosplay
Strife Specibus: <Riflekind>
M1 CarbineM14 RifleSylladex:
Caste Modus - When you captchalogue an item, it is placed in the deck in order of what the sylladex deems to be the usefulness of the item. More important or useful cards are placed on top of less useful ones. In order to access a lower card, you must first remove all the items on top of it. New items may be inserted to the middle of the deck depending on their importance relative to the items already there.
Spectrum Modus - Same as Caste Modus, but cards are stacked with the least important item on top and lower cards become more important.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 3
Chumhandle:
foxyKittyHeld/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Grist: 50
Strife Specibus: <clawkind>
(Normal Claws)Metal ClawsSylladex:
Barter Modus - Items can be captchalogued at will. However, to retrieve an item, you must captchalogue another item to replace it, effectively swapping the item you want for another similar item. The reverse side has two options. One is slider to set the tolerance of the "Haggle" feature as a percentage, which determines how lenient the modus will be in deciding what constitutes a similar item. 0 means any item will suffice whereas 100 means only that exact item will suffice. The other option toggles "Allow Thievery," which can enable others to remove items from your sylladex without the trade requirement. This option is only available once per person, including you. Once someone has stolen an item from the sylladex, they will not be able to do so again.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 3
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Allies:
3 kittens
Grist: 95
Strife Specibus: <Chainsawkind>
Normal ChainsawSylladex:
Cradle Modus - Every item you captchalogue is converted into colored yarn. Attempting to remove the item simply removes the yarn. To recover the item, you must knit it into an effigy of the item. Depending on the skill of the user, this can be unpredictable. The back of the modus has an option to toggle auto-detangling.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Components: DarkPaladin109 and NPC's
Client of: DarkArtemisFowl
Chumhandle: hydraGuy [HG]
Held/Worn Inventory:
6 IShades (1 for each head)
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Grist: 1
Abilities:
Fire Breath
Sylladex:
Bifurcate Modus - You start with only one card in your deck. Whenever an item is used, it splits and leaves behind a blank card and another card with a ghost image of that item. The latter card cannot be freed until the item represented by the ghost image is picked up. If the modus attempts to create an eighth card, the deck ejects everything and reverts back to a single blank card and all ghost images are dispelled. On the reverse side is an option to enable or disable collision detection, which will prompt you for confirmation before ejecting everything.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 2
Held/Worn Inventory: Pickle Inspector Cosplay
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Grist: 45
Strife Specibus: <Batkind>
Aluminum BatSylladex:
Tea Set Modus - Items are captchalogued and stored in a tea pot. Cards are converted into tea cups with a picture of a captchalogued item (or nothing) on the side. Pouring tea into a cup will retrieve the item displayed. Cups with no image act as normal tea cups. Cups automatically convert into card form when used with alchemy equipment.
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Dice Level: 2
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: ectoBiology
Held/Worn Inventory: John Cosplay, Pogohammer
Server Copy: Sburb
Client Copy: Sgrub
Grist: 20
Active, Out of Medium
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle:curbStomp
Held/Worn Inventory: Clothes
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sgrub
Chakras:
Sahasrara: 10 1/2
Ajna: 10 1/2
Visuddha: 11
Anahatta: 10
Manipura: 10
Svadishthana: 10
Muladhara: 10
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: turtletickGreyhound [TG]
Held/Worn Inventory: Dave Strider Cosplay, Steel Katana
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Grist: 20
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle: oncomingStorm
Held/Worn Inventory: Eleventh Doctor Cosplay
At Home: Computer installed inside a phonebooth
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Grist: 20
Dice Level: 3
Echeladder Level: 1
Chumhandle:
magicMasterHeld/Worn Inventory: Clothes, Cool Laptop
Server Copy: Sgrub
Client Copy: Sburb
Grist: 20
Spells:
Spell Learn Counters: 1 (rate of recharge 1/turn)
Spell Counters: 48 (rate of recharge 1 per turn) + 0 (no wand to store extra)
Low LevelBarrier: Shield yourself from damage (reduce damage by 1 or 2 dice). Requires continual upkeep and concentration to prevent from collapsing
Fireball: A ball that on impact covers a 5 foot radius in fire.
Heal: Restore health. Can only be used on one person at a time.
Pester Chum: Same as Pesterchum, but through magic. Must have a chumhandle to use.
Mid LevelInstall Software II: Can install 2 programs at once. They cannot share a portion of their title, and you must have the programs with you.
Summon Laptop II: Get a decent laptop. Requires reagents of Computer Components.
Lesser Telekinesis: Press buttons from a distance. Must be less than 10 meters away, and the button must be smaller than your hand and bigger than a keyboard key.
High LevelSummon Reagents III: Get required reagents. Requires reagents of equivalent mass to output.
Greater Telekinesis: You can manipulate objects from the size of a trash can to the size of a car in a radius of 10 meters, but no less than 5 meters
Other Information
| Player | Class | Aspect |
| Aattss | Prince | Void |
| DarkArtemisFowl | Seer | Life |
| The Froggy Ninja | Page | Breath |
| Elephant Parade | Mage | Blood |
| DarkPaladin109 | Maid | Space |
| Blademan9999 | Slyph | Light |
| Lenglon | Witch | Heart |
| KJ1225 | Knight | Rage |
| DorsiDwarf | Bard | Time |
| Poketwo | Thief | Doom |
| AD Cosplayer NPC | Rogue | Hope |
| PS Cosplayer NPC | Heir | Mind |
DarkArtemisFowl -> DarkPaladin109 -> DarkArtemisFowl
The Froggy Ninja -> KJ1225 -> Elephant Parade -> Dorsidwarf -> Lenglon -> Blademan9999 -> The Froggy Ninja
Aattss <searching for Sgrub Server>
Poketwo -> PS cosplayer NPC -> AD cosplayer NPC -> Poketwo
| Player | 1st Prototyping | 2nd Prototyping |
| DarkArtemisFowl | | |
| Dark Paladin109 | Assassin's Creed 3 Disk * | Dark Paladin Yugioh Card * |
| The Froggy Ninja | | |
| KJ1225 | Early Season DragonballZ Disk * | Picture of Hussie with a cat |
| Dorsidwarf | Mythbusters Poster* | Sibling's dead dog's ashes* |
| Lenglon | Fox Plushie * | Dorsidwarf Doomed Timeline Self |
| Blademan9999 | Kitten * | |
| Aattss | | |
| Elephant Parade | Fireball- | Elephant Seal Statue- |
| Poketwo | Problem Sleuth Elf figurine * | |
| PS cosplayer NPC | Empty Book * | Video Game Guide |
| AD cosplayer NPC | US penny * | Two Flintlock Pistols * |
- designates prototyped pre-medium, but player hasn't entered yet.
* designates prototyped pre-medium, and player has entered
| Player | 1st Part | 2nd Part |
| DarkArtemisFowl | | |
| Dark Paladin109 | Savanna | Frogs |
| The Froggy Ninja | Touring Lawns | Floating Islands |
| KJ1225 | Fire | Brimstone |
| Dorsidwarf | Mazes | Crags |
| Lenglon | Trees | Rain |
| Blademan9999 | Fog | Snow |
| Aattss | | |
| Elephant Parade | | |
| Poketwo | Cities | the Eldrich |
| PS cosplayer NPC | | |
| AD cosplayer NPC | | |
Tentative allocation of unallocated strife specibi based upon priorly used weapons. May be changed.
Grist levels added to inventory. Imps (First appearing at Echeladder Level 1) drop 25 grist on death, Ogres (First appear at level 5) drop 100 on death, Basilisks (First appear at level 10) drop 400 on death, Giclopses (First appear at level 15) drop 1600 on death, Liches (First appear at level 20) drop 6400 on death, Horned Giclopses (First appear at level 25) drop 25600 grist on death, Archerons (First appear at level 30) drop 102400 grist on death, Titachnids (First appear at level 35) drop 409600 grist, Lich Queens (First appear at level 40) drop 1638400 grist on death, and <denizen> minions (First appear at level 45) drop 6553600 grist on death. If you decide to kill your denizen (can meet at anytime once 7th gate can be accessed, but recommendation of combat is level 50 <max 'normal'>), it drops grist equal to the tenth perfect number on death.
From now on, alchemy using the alchemiter must be in the Homestuck alchemy format. Function examples in spoiler below. Protocol being instituted so that resulting weapons are more uniquely named based off of components.
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