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Author Topic: What cool stuff has DF taught you?  (Read 2922 times)

viewtifulrexx

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What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« on: December 09, 2013, 06:35:10 pm »

I've learned quite a few things ever since I picked up playing DF thanks to how insanely complex it is, and how in some ways it emulates real life quite well. What have you guys learned about DF that applies to life in general?

The one I'll share is that I learned what kinesthesis is. I didn't even know there was a word for that :P
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VerdantSF

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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2013, 10:12:22 pm »

I learned what pig iron is and how it's used in the creation of steel.

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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2013, 12:27:44 am »

I learned that people with big families are vampires.
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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2013, 02:58:51 am »

I learned that stone forms in layers of various types, with other types in ovals or streams that don't cross those layers ever. Also all layers are totally horizontal.
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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2013, 08:19:16 am »

I learned we could solve the trash problem our world has with draw bridges.
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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2013, 10:46:07 am »

One word: geology.

I can now hold semi-intelligent conversations with a friend of mine who's taken geology courses.  While we gabbro now, I can throw in a bunch of gniess puns.  XD

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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2013, 03:47:43 pm »

That you die when you are killed.
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I found a human city named Sleevevirgins. It was easily the biggest city in the world, so clearly I wasn't the first person to come inside the city's walls.

viewtifulrexx

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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2013, 03:51:21 pm »

Is... is this sarcasm? In my super serious thread about games? Why would you do that?! It's like you don't even care at all!

I guess what I really learned from Dwarf Fortress... is heartbreak.  :'(
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Manveru Taurënér

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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2013, 04:39:12 pm »

/pat

Mostly geology, but also random stuff from a lot of other topics while perusing sources from/for the suggestion forums.


(also, bit funny but there's been at least 3 previous threads with nearly identical subject titles, all old enough that a new one is perfectly fine though ^^
What has dwarf fortress taught us?
What has dwarf fortress taught you?
What has Dwarf Fortress taught you?)
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viewtifulrexx

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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2013, 05:24:51 pm »

Oh wow, I had no clue. My bad. :S
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Manveru Taurënér

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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2013, 05:29:40 pm »

Nothing to feel bad about, as I said they're all old. Just thought it was slightly amusing ^^
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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2013, 05:41:13 pm »

That it is okay to make mugs out of uranium ore.
Also diamonds are formed in kimberlite.
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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2013, 08:17:36 am »

What has dwarf fortress taught us?
What has dwarf fortress taught you?
What has Dwarf Fortress taught you?)

"All this has happened before. All this will happen again."

Lol. Dwarf Fortress taught you the existence of the hindu Wheel of Time, methinks.

Dwarf Fortress taught me the importance of animal control.
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Re: What cool stuff has DF taught you?
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2013, 09:58:34 am »

From dwarf fortress I learned that a war hammer is not this:
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But this:
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