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[Tsuchigumo550]

I think we lost the realism claim before the ergot in my beer made me think I was a luchador.

[TCM]

All bars that I've been too always have an artillery piece behind the counter.

That's how we do it in the D. South.

[Caerwyn]

Grab a nearby gun, unjam it, shoot someone! Promise the bartender that if he helps me, then I'll always have a good deputy stationed at his bar, to keep it safe!

Why hasn't this bartender been saving the sheriff?

[DarkArtemisFowl]

The bartender at this point just really cares about protecting his own wares. And if that means bringing out the big guns on anyone who vandalizes his property, so be it.

[IronyOwl]

I'm not sure murdering me for failing to murder the guy who broke his windows quite counts as "protecting his own wares," but yeah, he's probably more concerned with himself than with the sheriff.

[TruePikachu]

I'm not sure murdering me for failing to murder the guy who broke his windows quite counts as "protecting his own wares," but yeah, he's probably more concerned with himself than with the sheriff.

Also remember you shot at his bar, damaging it. Then he interrupted your dishwashing to kill the autodefenestrator, which you didn't do.

[Persus13]

Turn 12: IronyOwl, Did You Switch The Dice Out For Loaded Ones?

((Am I still in pain? I thought that went away after a round.))

Quietly search the room.

(3) You begin to search the room. You find the meeting room to be empty, with nothing of note, but there are black robes in a nearby closet.

"Heheheh, fully loaded, ready to go."
Run outside of Caerwyn's reach and shoot at him.

(3) DAF moves a foot away from Caerwyn, then fires and (3) misses.

Shoot the bartender, claim his gatling.

(6-1) IronyOwl puts a round into the bartender, knocking him to the ground, then (6-1) gets up and walks over to the Gatling gun. Closer inspection reveals that the gun is attached to the bar. and can be rotated.

IronyOwl will die in 3 turns.

Grab a nearby gun, unjam it, shoot someone! Promise the bartender that if he helps me, then I'll always have a good deputy stationed at his bar, to keep it safe!

Caerwyn grabs Tsuchigumo's gun and (5) unjams it, before (2) completely fail to hit DAF. Caerwyn turns to offer the bartender a deal, but sees IronyOwl shoot the bartender in the chest.

The bartender (4-1) starts crawling into the kitchen.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Caerwyn
Role: Sheriff
Traits: Metal Plate (4s and 5s do not affect the wearer)
Gun: 3/6 Bullets, Jammed, On floor

GWG
Role:
Traits:
Gun: 4/6 Bullets, Jammed

IronyOwl
Role:
Traits: Badly Wounded (-1 to all actions), Bleeding (4 turns until death)
Gun: 3/6 Bullets

DarkArtemisFowl
Role:
Traits:
Gun: Empty

Tsuchigumo500 (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Badly Wounded (-1 to all actions)
Gun: 5/6 Bullets, In Caerwyn's hands

TCM (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Lightly Injured (50% chance of a -1 to all actions involving the left shoulder), Bleeding (5 turns until he is Badly Wounded)
Gun: 5/6 Bullets, Looted by DAF

Yourmaster (Dead)
Role: Outlaw
Traits: Surprised (-1 to accuracy), Badly Wounded (-1 to actions)
Gun: 2/6 bullets left, Looted by GWG

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Take cover and shoot Caerwyn.

[Caerwyn]

In an incredible maneuver, slaughter Irony and steal the Gatling gun, and mow down DAF, then drink all of the tequila!

[IronyOwl]

This, but try not to hit GWG.

[GreatWyrmGold]

This, but try not to hit GWG.

Thanks for caring so much about my health!

Creep upwards, before shooting either Caerwym or DAF (whichever is visible, DAF if both are) and dropping back under cover.

[Yourmaster]

Kick the door of the saloon down "I'm back!"

[Persus13]

(Sorry this turn is late, I was busy with a 24 hour contest, and then I had to recover from it.)

Turn 13: Well That Just Happened.

Take cover and shoot Caerwyn.

(2) DAF fails to take cover, and (2) his shot at Caerwyn misses. (6) The shot flies past Caerwyn and hits Irony Owl in the head, killing him.

DAF is about to celebrate, when he spots a gun protruding from the floor pointed at him, before it fires, killing him

DAF is dead.
DAF was the Renegade!

In an incredible maneuver, slaughter Irony and steal the Gatling gun, and mow down DAF, then drink all of the tequila!

Caerwyn hears DAF's bullet wiz past his ear, and turns to see that it killed IronyOwl, making Caerwyn's turn much easier. Caerwyn heads over to claim the Gatling gun, but finds that it is out of ammo.

This, but try not to hit GWG.

(3) IronyOwl is about to fire when he is shot, and with his dying breath (2-1) discovers the Gatling gun is out of ammo. That was anticlimactic.

IronyOwl is Dead
IronyOwl was an Outlaw!

This, but try not to hit GWG.

Thanks for caring so much about my health!

Creep upwards, before shooting either Caerwym or DAF (whichever is visible, DAF if both are) and dropping back under cover.

(5) GWG hoists him self up through the trap door and (6) shoots DAF before (4) dropping back down into the room.

(3-1) There are crashing sounds from the kitchen.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Caerwyn
Role: Sheriff
Traits: Metal Plate (4s and 5s do not affect the wearer)
Gun: 3/6 Bullets, Jammed, On floor

GWG
Role: (But I'm sure you can guess)
Traits:
Gun: 4/6 Bullets, Jammed

IronyOwl (Dead)
Role: Outlaw
Traits: Badly Wounded (-1 to all actions), Bleeding (4 turns until death)
Gun: 3/6 Bullets

DarkArtemisFowl (Dead)
Role: Renegade
Traits:
Gun: Empty

Tsuchigumo500 (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Badly Wounded (-1 to all actions)
Gun: 5/6 Bullets, In Caerwyn's hands

TCM (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Lightly Injured (50% chance of a -1 to all actions involving the left shoulder), Bleeding (5 turns until he is Badly Wounded)
Gun: 4/6 Bullets, Looted by DAF

Yourmaster (Dead)
Role: Outlaw
Traits: Surprised (-1 to accuracy), Badly Wounded (-1 to actions)
Gun: 1/6 bullets left, Looted by GWG

Kick the door of the saloon down "I'm back!"

"I AM SORRY, BUT YOU ARE DEAD. DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL ENJOY IT."

[GreatWyrmGold]

Caerwyn sucks. Both of his targets were killed while he was going to the bar.

Stay under cover, close trapdoor, and listen. Caerwyn shouldn't know where I am.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Caerwyn's plot armor sucks.

FTFY
Good shot, GWG. At least I took someone with me to the grave.