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[Persus13]

There were only two Deputies, TCM and Tsuchigumo. Both are now dead.

[Tiruin]

There were only two Deputies.

Like I said.

...Well, could this onlooker speak for a bit before y'all shoot each other?
*peeks out from behind a table*
F-for the sheriff..

[GreatWyrmGold]

Speak away.

[Tiruin]

Well..I believe it is best for those Outlaws (s'cuse my words but y'all have those bandanas and handkerchiefs are not a good excuse) to first target whoever the Renegade is because he's more of an obvious threat.

The Sheriff will go all gun-crazy on you guys, but he's a gem in the mud here. Too obvious and he doesn't know who the Renegade is either.

What I'm saying is: it's a 1:2:1 situation.

And I believe GWG is the renegade without my use of intuition.
^{No its actually IronyOwl. It's always IronyOwl.}

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, we don't know who the Renegade is, now do we?

And, out of curiosity, what did you think I was before I stated I would shoot the sheriff?
(P.S. I just realized that I won't be able to use the "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot kill the deputy" line this game. Curses!)

[Tiruin]

And, out of curiosity, what did you think I was before I stated I would shoot the sheriff?

A tumbleweed. :I

[Caerwyn]

Unjam the gun, get the hell out of the bar, find a horse and ride to a new bar. With the whiskey. Precious, delicious sour mash.

And, out of curiosity, what did you think I was before I stated I would shoot the sheriff?

A tumbleweed. :I

PHWAAAAA
HA

[Dorsidwarf]

Sherrif no! Everyone knows the proper procedure when all your deputies have been murdered and you are the last one left is to pull your other gun out of it's holster and start shooting to epic music!

[GreatWyrmGold]

And, out of curiosity, what did you think I was before I stated I would shoot the sheriff?

A tumbleweed. :I

*glares*
No, seriously. I was trying to come off as a deputy. How many people were fooled by it?

[Dorsidwarf]

And, out of curiosity, what did you think I was before I stated I would shoot the sheriff?

A tumbleweed. :I

*glares*
No, seriously. I was trying to come off as a deputy. How many people were fooled by it?

So far I'm assuming everyone is the Renegade until specifically confirmed not.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I thought Irony was the renegade, I attempted to be the renegade after the first turn, or at least act like it.

[Persus13]

Waiting on IronyOwl.

[IronyOwl]

Whoops, sorry.

And I believe GWG is the renegade without my use of intuition.
^{No its actually IronyOwl. It's always IronyOwl.}

Huehuehuehuehue.


IIIIIIIII'lll shooot the sheeeerriiiiiifff, even though I never shot the deputyyyyyyyy~

[Persus13]

Turn 9: Surprise!

"Huh. Lucky."

Return to the bar. Shoot Caerwyn.

Out of curiosity, what did everyone think I was?

GWG walks back into the bar and (5) shoots Caerwyn in the chest. There's a conspicuous clink, and the bullet ricochets into a wall. From the bullet hole in Caerwyn's shirt there is a glint of metal.

Caerwyn smirks, and says "You think I wouldn't show up without some protection?"

"Son of a Scion!"

UNJAM THE GUN AND SHOOT A RANDOM PERSON BEHIND COVER.

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(6) DAF unjams his gun. There's just one problem, he removed the bullets in order to unjam it.

Unjam the gun, get the hell out of the bar, find a horse and ride to a new bar. With the whiskey. Precious, delicious sour mash.

(1) In a remarkable display of coordination, Caerwyn manages to drop his gun on his foot and get shot by GWG at the same time. Luckily, Caerwyn had thought ahead and had worn a Metal Plate (4s and 5s do not affect the wearer) under his shirt.

Caerwyn is in Pain (25% chance of a -1 next action).

IIIIIIIII'lll shooot the sheeeerriiiiiifff, even though I never shot the deputyyyyyyyy~

(1) IronyOwl's gun jams. He swears in frustration.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Caerwyn
Role: Sheriff
Traits: Pain (25% chance of a -1 next action), Metal Plate (4s and 5s do not affect the wearer)
Gun: 3/6 Bullets, Jammed, On floor

GWG
Role:
Traits:
Gun: 4/6 Bullets, Jammed

IronyOwl
Role:
Traits:
Gun: 4/6 Bullets, Jammed

DarkArtemisFowl
Role:
Traits: Hidden (Second Roll for modifiers to enemy gunfire)
Gun: (3) 0/6 Bullets

Tsuchigumo500 (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Badly Wounded (-1 to all actions)
Gun: In TCM's hands, Jammed

TCM (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Lightly Injured (50% chance of a -1 to all actions involving the left shoulder), Bleeding (5 turns until he is Badly Wounded)
Gun: Jammed

Yourmaster (Dead)
Role: Outlaw
Traits: Surprised (-1 to accuracy), Badly Wounded (-1 to actions)
Gun: 3/6 bullets left, Looted by GWG

[DarkArtemisFowl]

I find it hilarious how most of our guns are either jammed, unloaded, or dropped somehow. It's gone from an all-out shooter to a "I can't even fire my gun" fest.

"Step two! Reload the damn gun! C'mon, man, you've done this a hundred times..."

Reload. Shoot someone while I'm still behind cover.