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[DarkArtemisFowl]

"Damn... old revolvers... never trust these.. cheap brands..." I mutter as I repeatedly try to unjam the gun.

Get into cover. Unjam the gun and shoot the sheriff.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Babble incoherently about how shooting a luchador isn't fair play, but generally don't resist being pulled around.

[mastahcheese]

((Wow, almost every gun is jammed, do they just completely neglect all of their stuff?))

[Persus13]

((Wow, almost every gun is jammed, do they just completely neglect all of their stuff?))

Apparently.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Maybe you should make a critfail chart. 1 is jam, 2 is shoots himself, and so forth.

"That man claiming to be the sheriff said he wanted to kill the crooks, so..."
Shoot Tsuchi.

[Caerwyn]

Unjam the gun, shoot the bartender, shoot everybody. Everybody.

[IronTomato]

Want in I do.

[Persus13]

Turn 8: Another One Bites the Dust

"Ow. Well. You're coming with me! Unless you get shot in the chest again first, in which case... problem solved."

Drag Tsuchigumo back to the barkeep to answer for his crimes.

(2) IronyOwl tries to get up, but fails because Tsuchigumo is lying on top of him.

"Damn... old revolvers... never trust these.. cheap brands..." I mutter as I repeatedly try to unjam the gun.

Get into cover. Unjam the gun and shoot the sheriff.

(5) DAF hides behind a table and becomes Hidden (Second Roll for modifiers to enemy gunfire).
(2) DAF continues to fail to unjam his gun.

Babble incoherently about how shooting a luchador isn't fair play, but generally don't resist being pulled around.

Tsuchigumo lies on the ground babbling incoherently.

Tsuchigumo is Bleeding Out (5 turns until death from blood loss), before a bullet smacks into Tsuchigumo's head.

Maybe you should make a critfail chart. 1 is jam, 2 is shoots himself, and so forth.

"That man claiming to be the sheriff said he wanted to kill the crooks, so..."
Shoot Tsuchi.

(6) GWG walks up and executes Tsuchigumo.

Tsuchigumo is dead!
Tsuchigumo500 was a deputy!
All Deputies have been killed!

Unjam the gun, shoot the bartender, shoot everybody. Everybody.

Caerwyn (3) manages to make some progress on unjaming the gun. (+1 to unjam roll next turn). The bartender hands the sheriff a bottle of whiskey, saying it's on the house.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Caerwyn
Role: Sheriff
Traits: None
Gun: 3/6 Bullets, Jammed

GWG
Role:
Traits:
Gun: 4/6 Bullets, Jammed

IronyOwl
Role:
Traits:
Gun: 4/6 Bullets

DarkArtemisFowl
Role:
Traits: Hidden (Second Roll for modifiers to enemy gunfire)
Gun: 3/6 Bullets, Jammed, On floor

Tsuchigumo500 (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Badly Wounded (-1 to all actions)
Gun: In TCM's hands, Jammed

TCM (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Lightly Injured (50% chance of a -1 to all actions involving the left shoulder), Bleeding (5 turns until he is Badly Wounded)
Gun: Jammed

Yourmaster (Dead)
Role: Outlaw
Traits: Surprised (-1 to accuracy), Badly Wounded (-1 to actions)
Gun: 3/6 bullets left, Looted by GWG

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Huh. Lucky."

Return to the bar. Shoot Caerwyn.

Out of curiosity, what did everyone think I was?

[Fniff]

(Jeez, even by wild west standards this gunfight is a complete mess up. This is brilliant.)

[GreatWyrmGold]

I know, right? At this rate I'm going to be the only survivor.

[TCM]

Great job deputies. I was able to clearly recognize y'all as fellow lawmen, as you both acted like actual lawmen, sketchy and overtly hostile to everyone around you.

[DarkArtemisFowl]

"Son of a Scion!"

UNJAM THE GUN AND SHOOT A RANDOM PERSON BEHIND COVER.

[Tiruin]

Great job deputies. I was able to clearly recognize y'all as fellow lawmen, as you both acted like actual lawmen, sketchy and overtly hostile to everyone around you.

xD

Which means the only other Deputy, huh?

There's still one of y'all who wants to kill y'all.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Yup. And we outlaws will dispatch him posthaste once the sheriff is dead. By my bullet.