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[Comrade P.]

I find it amusing that about 1/3 of the playing or signed up players I've seen in the Mafia subforum.

((This game is a mix of mafia and RTD in proportion 1 to 2, so no wonder it is so))

[Dorsidwarf]

Round 4 for me, too

[mastahcheese]

Sign me up for rounds 5 through 37, while you're at it.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Sign me up for rounds 5 through 37, while you're at it.

yep me too

[mastahcheese]

Bump for Tsuchigumo.

I think we need your action, good sir.

[TCM]

I'd like to join the waitlist, as if I wait, by tomorrow we'll already be fighting for spots in round 27.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Oh, thought I had posted it. In hindsight, it may have been eaten when "wait 15 seconds" then "you already did this" happened.

Attempt to leave saloon via DYNAMIC EXIT, i.e, through a window.

[Persus13]

Turn 6: The Excitement Dies Down

...well, get to the kitchens then. Best to pay off debts promptly!

IronyOwl heads to the kitchen. (4) There he starts washing the dishes in a sink, as waiters bring in more of the table. Then the bartender calls to him. "Hey Owl-eyes or whatever your name was. You washing dishes! Hunt down and kill that guy who just broke my window, and you'll get a small reward, and no more dishes to wash."

"Damn cannibals!"
Escape! Try to unjam my gun and shoot one of the two offenders.

DAF (4) runs out of the melee and realizes his gun is on the floor where he dropped it.

"God-Dah-friggin--"

Loot Yourmaster's gun.

GWG grabs YOurmaster's gun from his corpse.
Meanwhile, the pain in GWG's foot wears off.

Use the Sheriff's hidden skill of double shot to shoot two bullets in quick succession at DAF!

You try to shoot at DAF, but (1) your gun jams.

Attempt to leave saloon via DYNAMIC EXIT, i.e, through a window.

Tsuchigumo decides to be epic and leaps through a nearby window. (6) He does in style, the window breaking spectacularly as he does. Everyone on the street stares at him. The bartender sighs angrily. "Hey Owl-eyes or whatever your name was. You washing dishes! Hunt down and kill that guy who just broke my window, and you get a small reward, and no more dishes to wash."

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Caerwyn
Role: Sheriff
Traits: None
Gun: 3/6 Bullets, Jammed

GWG
Role:
Traits: Pain (25% chance of a -1 next turn)
Gun: 4/6 Bullets, Jammed

IronyOwl
Role:
Traits: None
Gun: 4/6 Bullets

DarkArtemisFowl
Role:
Traits:
Gun: 3/6 Bullets, Jammed, On floor

Tsuchigumo500
Role:
Traits:
Gun: In TCM's hands, Jammed

TCM (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Lightly Injured (50% chance of a -1 to all actions involving the left shoulder), Bleeding (5 turns until he is Badly Wounded)
Gun: Jammed

Yourmaster (Dead)
Role: Outlaw
Traits: Surprised (-1 to accuracy), Badly Wounded (-1 to actions)
Gun: 5/6 bullets left, Looted by GWG

[DarkArtemisFowl]

Get my gun, unjam it, and shoot the sheriff.

[IronyOwl]

I heard the man. Avenge that window! Tsuchigumo must DIE!

[Tsuchigumo550]

Await the would-be avenger, and challenge them to a LUCHADOR SHOWDOWN.
((Basically, luchatackle Irony))

[GreatWyrmGold]

Good thing he jumped through the window--I forgot my previous suspect.

Pursue and shoot Tsuchigump.

[Caerwyn]

Unjam the gun, sit down and have a drink.
Sheriff doesn't care if someone is shooting at him.

[Persus13]

Turn 7: Fortune Favors the Sane, and Failures for Everyone Else

Get my gun, unjam it, and shoot the sheriff.

DAF calmly grabs his gun and tries to unjam it. (2) Unjamming a gun is harder than it looks.

I heard the man. Avenge that window! Tsuchigumo must DIE!

Irony Owl charges out the door, and (1vs. 1) Trips over the door frame into the street. He feels something fall over him.

(3) IronyOwl is in Pain (25% chance of a -1 next turn)

Await the would-be avenger, and challenge them to a LUCHADOR SHOWDOWN.
((Basically, luchatackle Irony))

Tsuchigumo waits outside the door for IronyOwl, then tackles him. (1 vs. 1) Unfortunately, Irony losing his balance causes Tsuchigumo to fall flat on his face.

(1) Tsuchigumo heads something hard, sending pains through his left arm. Tsuchigumo is Lightly Wounded (50% chance of a -1 to affected area). Then Tsuchigumo gets shot in the chest, causing him to be Badly Wounded (-1 to all actions).

Good thing he jumped through the window--I forgot my previous suspect.

Pursue and shoot Tsuchigump.

(5) GWG sees Tsuchigumo fall to the ground in a fail tackle and shoots him in the chest.

Unjam the gun, sit down and have a drink.
Sheriff doesn't care if someone is shooting at him.

(2) The Sheriff tries and fails to unjam his gun, then orders another drink of whiskey.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Caerwyn
Role: Sheriff
Traits: None
Gun: 3/6 Bullets, Jammed

GWG
Role:
Traits:
Gun: 4/6 Bullets, Jammed

IronyOwl
Role:
Traits: In Pain (25% chance of a -1 next turn)
Gun: 4/6 Bullets

DarkArtemisFowl
Role:
Traits:
Gun: 3/6 Bullets, Jammed, On floor

Tsuchigumo500
Role:
Traits: Badly Wounded (-1 to all actions)
Gun: In TCM's hands, Jammed

TCM (Dead)
Role: Deputy
Traits: Lightly Injured (50% chance of a -1 to all actions involving the left shoulder), Bleeding (5 turns until he is Badly Wounded)
Gun: Jammed

Yourmaster (Dead)
Role: Outlaw
Traits: Surprised (-1 to accuracy), Badly Wounded (-1 to actions)
Gun: 4/6 bullets left, Looted by GWG

[IronyOwl]

"Ow. Well. You're coming with me! Unless you get shot in the chest again first, in which case... problem solved."

Drag Tsuchigumo back to the barkeep to answer for his crimes.