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Author Topic: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart  (Read 11693 times)

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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #45 on: December 08, 2013, 09:12:17 pm »

57. Reenact scenes from Attack on Titan in the toy aisle.
58. Reenact scenes from Star Wars in the toy aisle.
59. Reenact scenes from Twilight in the toy aisle.
60. Reenact anything in the toy aisle.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #46 on: December 08, 2013, 09:14:55 pm »

61) Reenacting Everything.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #47 on: December 08, 2013, 09:21:42 pm »

62. LARPing in the toy aisle.
62a. Especially if you aare using the FATAL system.
62b. Seriously, FATAL's terrible.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #48 on: December 08, 2013, 09:22:17 pm »

63) Replacing products with narcotics that resemble them.
64) Adding in commemorative, fully functioning replicas of the Demon Core in the toys section.
65) Modifying the End User License Agreements of all software products to function as Faustian Contracts.
66) Make shivs out of various products until no products remain.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2013, 10:16:53 pm »

67. Making a list of 1001 ways to get kicked out of Walmart.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #50 on: December 08, 2013, 10:25:43 pm »

68. Especially if you use it as a checklist.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2013, 11:21:11 pm »

70. Bring in a squad of villains and say you'll pay them to wreck the place.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2013, 11:34:33 pm »

71. Openly deal cocaine to cashiers.
72. Fake a terrorist attack upon Walmart only to reveal it was actually a promotion for a film.
73. Replace bath salts with those bath salts.
74. Ask the cashiers innocently what items you'd need to make a methlab.

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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #53 on: December 08, 2013, 11:41:56 pm »

75a. Test firearms using people as targets.
76. Buy the following items: a month's load of supplies, a shotgun, large amounts of munitions, and two balaclavas.
77. Shoplift customers and staff.

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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2013, 01:44:36 am »

78: Bombard managers with kitten corpses, that have been slathered in hippo feces.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2013, 02:38:38 am »


79: Strictly Adhere to the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No service" policy by refusing to wear anything else including pants.

80: attempt to use the cash register as a drive-thru window, bonus points for ordering a big mac when you do so.

81: Put a Candy bar On Layaway.

82: While in a Walmart that is also a grocery store, hide all the meat and dairy products randomly around the store.

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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2013, 02:39:30 am »

83. Hold a play date with Mr Welch in Walmart.

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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #57 on: December 09, 2013, 02:52:47 am »

84.demand Mandate that they give you an adamintine bed encrusted with images of hippies melting and menacing with spikes of clear diamond and hanging with rings of platinum.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #58 on: December 09, 2013, 03:51:15 am »

72. Fake a terrorist attack upon Walmart only to reveal it was actually a promotion for a film.
72a: Be Micheal Bay.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #59 on: December 09, 2013, 09:26:07 am »

75a. Test firearms using people as targets.
Dude. Not funny.

85. Attempt to pay with Canadian money (in the States).
85a. Attempt to pay with US money (in Canada).
85b. Attempt to pay with Galleons (anywhere).
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