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HissinhWalnuts

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1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« on: December 08, 2013, 03:21:40 pm »
We are listing 1001 ways, ludicrous or not to get out of walmart, no number skipping though.

1: Release thy !!ANAL FURY!! on the manager.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2013, 03:25:24 pm »
2. Exit through the front door.
3. As above, but while carrying any body part of one of the employees or customers.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2013, 03:44:41 pm »
4:  Tell Thor that Loki escaped into the Walmart and then sell tickets to watch the ensuing chaos.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2013, 03:46:55 pm »
5: Go to kids section and take any batman based stuff, put it on and yell "IM BATMAN!!!!!!"
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2013, 03:48:48 pm »
6. As with 5. But while wearing nothing but the Batman based stuff.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2013, 03:54:43 pm »
7: Start a petition for a bill to impose financial sanctions on Walmart for being immoral.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2013, 03:55:26 pm »
8. Play bowling with the can pyramids.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2013, 04:01:56 pm »
9: Removing a toilet from the wall and using it as a bludgeon on a pet child.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2013, 04:02:53 pm »
10: Removing a toilet from the wall and using it as a bludgeon on a pet.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2013, 04:04:09 pm »
11. Use the pets as ammo.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2013, 04:16:41 pm »
12. cause large amounts of !!FUN!!
13. flood it with magma
14. start hitting the ground with a pickaxe if anybody asks what you are doing just say going to the circus
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2013, 04:17:50 pm »
15. Invite Mr Welch in.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2013, 04:18:15 pm »
16: Not using capitals and punctuations on a forum. Eating one of the store employees pubic hair.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2013, 04:19:16 pm »
17. Exposing one of the store employees' pubic hair.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2013, 04:23:43 pm »
18. Showing your pubic hair to an employee.

19. Bumping uglies with an employee in the toy ailse.
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