188. Glue all the shoes to each other sole-to-sole. Same with all the gloves. They need to be together forever!
189. Dress the mannequins with stuff from other departments: sporting goods, fishing, etc.
190. Pile all the mannequins on the ground and spread buckets of red paint liberally.
191. Carefully paste over all the "Employees Only" signs with "Customers Only" instead.
192. Gather all the plants, fake and real from the garden department, and fill the kiddie pools , and arrange everything to make a jungle habitat. Cat litter can stand in for sand, and large amounts of instant oatmeal for quicksand. A base of tarps and wood chips from the garden dept should provide a reasonably stable substrate.
193. Over the course of several months, move the aisles closer together. The extra space at one side will be taken up by a seemingly-temporary seasonal aisle which will eventually expand into clothing racks.
194. Add "Apocalypse Sale - everything must go, for Hell cometh" signs to things like ammo, non-perishable foods, bottled water, camping gear, and fuel.
195. Smear jam on the back wall of all the displays where nobody will notice for some time.
196. Hide Easter Eggs everywhere. But don't bother cooking or painting them! That smacks of effort.
197. Get a floor buffer, dress as an employee, and slowly follow a person around with it buffing the floor behind them. If they stop, circle around and buff the floor all around them. If they stand still too long, buff their shoes. Smile with your eyes really wide open and your mouth closed the whole time.
198. Bowling with frozen turkeys, trying to knock over stacks of soda cans.
199. Play "run for money" with the children! Roll small-value coins down the aisles so kids can run after them. Whatever you catch, you keep!
200. Stagger about acting very nauseous, and when you bend over to throw up bring your hands up to your face and release your sleeves of jelly beans all over the floor. Make realistic puking sounds though.
201. Wear a sweater as pants and a pair of pants on your arms. Actually sorry no, this is probably fairly standard.