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[Dorsidwarf]

35: Dancing on the cashews.

[kj1225]

36. Prove you're god on the cashiers.

[GreatWyrmGold]

28: Eating GWG.

HEY!

37. Explaining why any given display is at odds with reality.
37a. Especially religious ones.

[HissinhWalnuts]

39: Give 69 to the nearest manager.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

40) Get caught cobbling together a jetpack from various items.
40a) Create a working version of said jetpack and fly out of the store.
40b) Create a working version of said jetpack and destroy everything you don't like in the store.
40ba) Doing the above using laptop batteries engineered to explode.

[JackOSpades]

41: Check out with only the following items 1.) a value-sized bag of candy. 2.) a roll of duct Tape. 3.) a box of condoms.

[SOLDIER First]

42: Jump out from a shelf yelling "SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA" at someone, shank them with a sharpened trading card (Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, M:TG, etc.), and run away.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

43) Trying to barter for your goods.
44) Trying to trade for your goods.
45) Buying a single apple, taking a single bite, then trying to return it for 1 dollar for 1 hour.

[ICBM pilot]

46. Steal all of the socks.

[HissinhWalnuts]

47: Eating all the pecans, and throwing them up down the managers shirt.

[JackOSpades]

48: start a religion and preach in the entrance, OH hallowed mart, Wal be thine name, thy kingdom come, thine will be done, lowest price or it's matched guaranteed.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

49) Steal all the left shoes of one size, then the right of another, alternating until you have taken one of each shoe.
50) Playing 'DF in real life' in Walmart.

[GreatWyrmGold]

42: Jump out from a shelf yelling "SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKA" at someone, shank them with a sharpened trading card (Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, M:TG, etc.), and run away.

Why sharpen them? Paper cuts are harsh.

51. Playing 'D&D in real life' in Wal-Mart.
52. Playing 'FATAL in real life' in Wal-Mart.
53. Playing FATAL in Wal-Mart.
53a. Or anywhere else they, if they find out you do it regularly.

[HissinhWalnuts]

54: Blast porn over the intercom.
55: Show porn to all the parrots so they constantly repeat it.

[JackOSpades]

56: Follow a random person and add wacky sound effects to EVERYTHING they do (try to remain consistent), Ignore them if/when they look at you or attempt to engage in conversation.