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Author Topic: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart  (Read 11609 times)

IamanElfCollaborator

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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2013, 04:24:35 pm »
20. Speaking of such indecent acts in said supermarket.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2013, 04:29:19 pm »
21: Killing all the kittens with righteousness.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2013, 04:32:06 pm »
22: Preforming !!SCIENCE!! on the dorfs children.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2013, 04:36:45 pm »
23. running a dwarven childcare in the store
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2013, 04:40:42 pm »
24: NOT USING PUNCTUATION OR CAPITALS ON A FORUM Running a elven childcare in Walmart.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2013, 04:48:24 pm »
25:Shit in a Nutella jar and trick the manager into eating it.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2013, 04:52:49 pm »
26. Glue beards onto children to make dorfs.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2013, 05:05:32 pm »
Quote from: kj1225 on December 08, 2013, 04:23:43 pm
19. Bumping uglies with an employee in the toy ailse.
19a. Especially without asking permission.


27. Glue dorfs onto beards to make children. No, it won't work. Yes, they will kick you out anyways. Jerks.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2013, 05:09:37 pm »
28: Eating GWG.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2013, 05:13:24 pm »
29: Gluing dorfs to children to make beards.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2013, 05:52:02 pm »
30: Summon the Boot of Kicking
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2013, 05:53:55 pm »
31: Get a red hammer that says BAN on its side and hit people with it.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2013, 05:55:29 pm »
32. Claim to be god over the store's broadcast system.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2013, 05:56:07 pm »
33: use the store's NERF guns to re-enact D-Day. Where Normandy is the food counter
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2013, 05:56:48 pm »
34. Dancing on the cashiers.
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