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[flame99]

252: Use a special machine to turn people into Urists.

[smurfingtonthethird]

253: Create WMD out of items on the shelves
254: Threaten North Korea with them.

[Erils]

255. Hold a Bay12 convention in the produce aisle.
256. Reprogram all the cashiers' computers to display purchases in ascii.

[ICBM pilot]

257. Hold a Bay12 convention in the pet aisle because cats.

[SOLDIER First]

258: Breed cats in the pet aisle.
259: Recreate any episode of 1,000 Ways to Die in the store.*

*note: you can only do this once.

[Playergamer]

260: Make everyone else in the store recreate an episode of 1,000 Ways to Die in the store.

[flame99]

261: Make everyone else in th store recreate all the episodes of 1000 Ways to Die.

[SOLDIER First]

Note: they can only recreate once.

[Playergamer]

Each person in the store recreates one.

262: Strafe the building with an ME-262

[hachnslay]

263: get a dictation machine, hunker down behind the edge of an aisle an employee is in and start talking into it: "Here i am, deep in enemy territory. I feel the blue clothed menaces closing in on me, and yet here i am making an audiolog, almost as if they were some kind of filler material for a bad videogame. I need to see how angry they can get, so i am about to strike them where it hurts, ramming my thumb up their .... oh hello sir, i did not see you there."
then try to walk away.

[SOLDIER First]

264: Shit in one of the toilets on display.

[Playergamer]

265: Poop in something on display that isn't a toilet.

[SOLDIER First]

266: Sacrifice a worker/customer to Lucifer.
   BONUS: Make the pentagram out of the poop from diapers undoubtedly left in the store.

[kj1225]

267. Fight the manager for dominance.

[smurfingtonthethird]

268. Imitate the Stick of Truth.
269. Perform 2 69's (how did you miss that the first time?)
270. Stand at the front door screaming about how radians are better than degrees
271. Steal all of the cheese
272. Eat all the cheese
273. Vomit up the cheese
274. Eat the cheese vomit.
275. Eat the cheese vomit vomit ad infinitum.
276. Make a fort out of pillows
277. Declare civil war on the employees and throw stuff at them
278. Win the civil war and become king of walmart