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Author Topic: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart  (Read 11652 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #120 on: January 22, 2014, 04:58:18 am »
237) Chase two dozen strippers through the aisles naked.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #121 on: January 22, 2014, 06:54:05 am »
238. Kill two dozen naked strippers while running through the aisles naked
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #122 on: January 22, 2014, 05:22:44 pm »
239: Fuck two dozen dead naked strippers through the isles naked.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #123 on: January 22, 2014, 06:38:42 pm »
240: Do 1002, twice.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #124 on: March 06, 2014, 07:07:14 pm »
242: Scream we will rock you over the inter com with some of words the replaced with butt.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 07:39:18 pm by HissinhWalnuts »
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #125 on: March 06, 2014, 07:37:20 pm »
243: Get one of those spring-loaded fake knives and replace the blade wib a real blade, then shank the store owner with it.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 08:52:46 pm by Sentient Bowtie »
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #126 on: March 06, 2014, 07:55:41 pm »
254: Commit a felony inside said Wal-Mart.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #127 on: March 06, 2014, 08:09:11 pm »
245: Wear a cat/dog fursuit and attempt to but cat/dog food.
When/if they ask for your ID, yowl/howl and run out of the store (without he cat/dog food).
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 08:52:35 pm by Sentient Bowtie »
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #128 on: March 06, 2014, 08:20:08 pm »
246. Hold onto the cashier, and NEVER LET HER GO.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #129 on: March 06, 2014, 08:22:00 pm »
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #130 on: March 06, 2014, 08:53:03 pm »
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #131 on: March 06, 2014, 09:13:09 pm »
247: Pelvic gyrations.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2014, 09:19:23 pm by PrivateNomad »
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #132 on: March 06, 2014, 09:16:46 pm »
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #133 on: March 06, 2014, 10:05:06 pm »
248: Crash a Beoeing 747 into the store.
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Re: 1001 Ways to Get Kicked Out Of Walmart
« Reply #134 on: March 06, 2014, 11:02:37 pm »
251: Use a special machine to turn people into kerbals.
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