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Author Topic: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence  (Read 22031 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #135 on: December 14, 2013, 12:34:56 am »

((Heh. I'm on the way to becoming a multicellular organism already.))
((In a most unorthodox fashion, yes. It suits you.))
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #136 on: December 14, 2013, 12:45:21 am »

Nom on plants more. Let out a trumpet.
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #137 on: December 14, 2013, 12:45:46 am »

CONSUME

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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #138 on: December 14, 2013, 02:56:05 am »

[8] Despite all your efforts, you fail to do something you are physically incapable of doing.

What? I'm a single-celled organism that can't divide? How does that make sense? All unicellular organisms can divide. It's how reproduction works!

Keep photosynthesizing.
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #139 on: December 14, 2013, 03:11:57 am »

((Apparently I'm the only one who can do that since I took it as a trait.))
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Harry Baldman

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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #140 on: December 14, 2013, 03:32:37 am »

((Apparently I'm the only one who can do that since I took it as a trait.))

((Reproduction is one of the primary properties of life. All life can reproduce. And you took 'increased reproduction', not 'reproduction'.))
« Last Edit: December 14, 2013, 03:35:06 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #141 on: December 14, 2013, 03:34:24 am »

((Yeah, I dunno. Not complaining though.
I would if I were you, but I'm not.
That makes me sound very dickish.))
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #142 on: December 14, 2013, 03:37:05 am »

I think he was referring to the specific method of reproduction you attempted.





Wait, this is spore-like, right? Did you press the "mating call" button yet?
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Harry Baldman

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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #143 on: December 14, 2013, 03:43:41 am »

I think he was referring to the specific method of reproduction you attempted.





Wait, this is spore-like, right? Did you press the "mating call" button yet?

((Which also doesn't really work, considering that most single-celled organisms reproduce by that method. They can't really mate. Also, Xantalos already did it.))
« Last Edit: December 14, 2013, 03:45:17 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #144 on: December 14, 2013, 03:49:19 am »

((You failed to spot El Joke. Also, you probably just didn't have enough microbial resources or whatever abstract system Mastahcheese is using to keep track of who can divide or not.





Kill the intruder if it doesn't leave, elsewise eat that meat.
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #145 on: December 14, 2013, 04:02:19 am »

Attack the Lysots. Defend myself from other beings if necesary.
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #146 on: December 14, 2013, 07:24:23 am »

My mouth is already resting on the tentacle! Rip it off and devour it, then reproduce! (Use a vigor for this option, because if it succeeds I am likely to get another.
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #147 on: December 14, 2013, 08:23:10 am »

Try to eat something

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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #148 on: December 14, 2013, 10:15:55 am »

Counterstrike and bite the Puttles!
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Re: E.V.O.: Necessity is the Mother of Invention: Chapter 1: Emergence
« Reply #149 on: December 14, 2013, 10:36:09 am »

Consume my attacker!
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