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[Xantalos]

No! Why would I spoil the mystique?

[Tack]

Weight Loss?

[Shakerag]

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So I wonder if dad will be dead by now.
I wonder if I've stopped thinking about alcohol every day.
I hope I'm saving up for a house. 
Hopefully the car hasn't died in the interim.
It's too much to hope that things will be better a year from now, so here's to things staying the same or at least not getting significantly worse.

Ugh. 
No, no, no, no (kind of), and definitely no.

That was mostly depressing and soul-crushing.

[IronTomato]

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You OK?

Heh.

[sjm9876]

Hey me, glad you remembered this thing. Though you know all that uni work you should have? Probably should be doing that, don't you think?
-snip-

heh <_<

[Skyrunner]

I definitely did not get to work on my plant sim.

Guilted by myself a year ago.

[mastahcheese]

Spoiler: Why am I writing this? Why are you reading this? (click to show/hide)

Have you updated that freaking game yet?
You better have. [1]

Also, don't become a cyborg, it may seem cool, but I swear it'll end up badly, someone will find a way to make it end badly. [2]

Also, stop being a sig addict. Stop. [3]

And stop talking in sentence fragments like some kind of moron, it makes me look stupid, and that makes you look stupid by association. [4]

Don't forget that you have friends, it may not seem like it, but you do. I'm sure you do. You can't keep messing up like this all the time. [5]

If you ever make a time-machine, don't come visit me, because I swear I'll kill you. [6]

Don't forget about what you hid under our parents' basement stairwell. They won't find it, I'm sure. [7]

Stop talking to yourself. I mean seriously, I know you try to be quiet and all, but it's rather obvious that your lips are moving, and it's audible. More than you realize. [8]

Are you still afraid of vampires? You know they still don't exist, right? Do you want me to link to the thread you made about that? Well I won't, so that I can waste your time. I know you'll have forgotten, and get curious when you read this. You probably deserve it for something or another. [9]

Control your anger. I know it's really hard, but try. Please don't have killed anyone. I'm trying really hard here to give you a good track record. [10]

How's your wife doing? The cats? Did you get that rabbit? [11]

Are you still working at that god-awful fast food place? Do you have a college education, yet? Have you actually done something with your life? [12]

Can you still read dwarven? How much French do you remember? Chinese? Esque tu aime faire? [13]

At the moment I'm writing this, my wife is sleeping, and your oldest cat is cleaning himself. You'll have forgotten that. Also my mouth itches. [14]

Right now I'm wanting to keep adding things, and I don't know why, so I'll stop now. [15]

Don't forget.

I feel weird, now. Not sure why.

[1] >:I It's not my fault! The hard drive crashed! Jackass.
[2] Hmm. I seemed paranoid then.
[3] Jackass.
[4] As if you even. Jackass.
[5] Bitch, please, I'm doing better than you ever did.
[6] Duly noted.
[7] Wait, what?
[8] Jackass.
[9] Oh fuck off! I can be paranoid about nonexistant entities if I damn well please!
[10] Meh.
[11] Don't even go there, bro.
[12] >:I
[13] Still know dwarven, forgot the rest.
[14] Was I always like this?
[15] Dear lord I wrote way too damn much.

I have succeeded in pissing myself off.
Way to go, past me, you jackass.

[Tack]

What a jackass.

This seems to have unexpected results.

[miauw62]

Dear past me:
The thing didn't turn out as you expected, but eh.
Anyway, I'm now learning c++ so yay I guess?

[Dutchling]

Nope!

[Gunner-Chan]

I felt pretty happy to realize I held no standards for myself last year other than to relax.

I think I did better than anticipated.

[Darvi]

* Darvi equips a riot shield.

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*stab*

*stabstabstabstabstabstab*

*stabstab*

Didn't see that coming, dumbass, huh?

Actually, I did. So predictable, jerkface.

[Foamybeard]

Spoiler: For Future Foamybeard (click to show/hide)

Hey Foamy.
You an Officer of Nightfall Vanguard yet? I bet you got kicked out for sassing an officer.
Does Nightfall Vanguard still exist? I bet it disbanded, and all your friends quit WoW.
Do you and Dad still play WoW together? I'm guessing no, huh?
Do you miss playing WoW with Dad? I bet you do.
Did you get a better job, or are you still a Janitor? I'm guessing... Janitor.
How much of that book have you written? I bet it is still just a Paragraph long.
Have you gotten a girlfriend yet, or are you still pining after Tiffany? My guess is that you never even bothered.
Are Zachary and Jennifer still assholes, or are they nicer now?
Did you loose weight, or gain weight? I bet you gained weight, you fat fuck.
What is the status on Obamacare? Is it still law, or was it struck down?
Did the Obamacare website ever start working?
How did Zainat and company fare againts the Dwemer? Did Zainat and Vurwe hook up?
Did Markus and Saretha escape with Cainon? Did they end the War?
Did you find anyone who plays D&D where you live?
Have you been calling your little sister Mae every Wednesday like you promised her?

[1]Yes, I made officer. Then got kicked out after Maro took over and played favorites.
[2] The NFV still exists... but it was disbanded after Maro ran it into the ground. Astuto, Glasford, Kolski, and Kalorie all quit WoW.. But they sided with Maro, so no big loss, honestly.
[3]No, not often anymore, not since Dad got a Girlfriend.
[4] Yeah, but I understand why he doesn't much anymore.
[5] I got a job at Overnight stocking... And then got moved to days after I couldn't take working with the Nightcrew managers. A drunk and a bitch. Yay. Oh, and I'm... Still doing Janitorial work. FML.
[6] Ehehe, funny story about that, Past me, see, the laptop died six months ago, and I lost everything. >_>;
[7]Hooked up with Tiffany briefly, but... Well, trust me, past me. You were better off not dating her.
[8]Still Assholes. next.
[9]Gained Weight.
[10] Still law.
[11]Fuck if I know.
[12] The RP was shut down after lack of posts. Vurwe died in a cloud of poison gas, and Zainat kinda wandered off into the Ashlands after that.
[13]As above, the RP ended.
[14] Would you be surprised if I said... Yes? Then the DM's house burned down and she lost all her books.
[15] I... Er... Shit. >_>;

[Yoink]

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[Zrk2]

* Darvi equips a riot shield.

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*stab*

*stabstabstabstabstabstab*

*stabstab*

Didn't see that coming, dumbass, huh?

Actually, I did. So predictable, jerkface.

Oh, Darvi.