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[misko27]

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[DATA EXPUNGED]

[Bdthemag]

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For the love of god, don't go back and look at the time capsule for 2012 and 2013 and remind yourself of how stupid you were/continue to be. Also, don't look at this if you don't want to realize how stupid you were in 2013. You're not the same kind of stupid you were back then, just a different kind of stupid. Hopefully you'll be a better kind of stupid in 2014.

[mastahcheese]

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Have you updated that freaking game yet?
You better have.

Also, don't become a cyborg, it may seem cool, but I swear it'll end up badly, someone will find a way to make it end badly.

Also, stop being a sig addict. Stop.

And stop talking in sentence fragments like some kind of moron, it makes me look stupid, and that makes you look stupid by association.

Don't forget that you have friends, it may not seem like it, but you do. I'm sure you do. You can't keep messing up like this all the time.

If you ever make a time-machine, don't come visit me, because I swear I'll kill you.

Don't forget about what you hid under our parents' basement stairwell. They won't find it, I'm sure.

Stop talking to yourself. I mean seriously, I know you try to be quiet and all, but it's rather obvious that your lips are moving, and it's audible. More than you realize.

Are you still afraid of vampires? You know they still don't exist, right? Do you want me to link to the thread you made about that? Well I won't, so that I can waste your time. I know you'll have forgotten, and get curious when you read this. You probably deserve it for something or another.

Control your anger. I know it's really hard, but try. Please don't have killed anyone. I'm trying really hard here to give you a good track record.

How's your wife doing? The cats? Did you get that rabbit?

Are you still working at that god-awful fast food place? Do you have a college education, yet? Have you actually done something with your life?

Can you still read dwarven? How much French do you remember? Chinese? Esque tu aime faire?

At the moment I'm writing this, my wife is sleeping, and your oldest cat is cleaning himself. You'll have forgotten that. Also my mouth itches.

Right now I'm wanting to keep adding things, and I don't know why, so I'll stop now.

Don't forget.

I feel weird, now. Not sure why.

[Elephant Parade]

"Esque" is not a word in French. "Est-ce que?" is a series of words, but it just indicates a question and doesn't mean anything by itself.

[mastahcheese]

"Esque" is not a word in French. "Est-ce que?" is a series of words, but it just indicates a question and doesn't mean anything by itself.

I'm sure future self will not realize that.

[Skyrunner]

Well, I think future-me will have applied to multiple colleges by next year. Hoping future-me does well with that. Good luck in getting accepted! Also get your plant sim done. Stat.

[Glloyd]

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Hi future me. Are you still here? Ugh, okay, let's go with this then.

How's life?

How's the weather in the future? Probably not so great. Although, it's gotta be better than that ice storm we received recently. Ah, I digress.

Do we all drive flying cars up there? That's what I was told as a child, I'm still holding out for my hover skateboard. (DAMN YOU BACK TO THE FUTURE)

How's school? Dropped out yet? Wait, will we be done then? God, I hope so. For both our sakes. Who knows, I can't math. Just hurry up and get your damned degree already.

How's Jay? Good? Alive? I hope so. I hope this won't dredge up any horrible memories in 2015.

How's the band? Good? Existent? That's always nice.

How's life? Did I ask that already?

Well, let's hope 2014 turns out better then 2013 eh? Not much ways it could be worse, ain't that the truth. Wait. Maybe you could die. That would suck. For both of us. Then how would I be reading this? I am becoming more and more confused by this narrative the further I go.

Hey, tell future Dad I say hi, and congrats on the retirement.

Ummm.... What else....

Oh, how are things in the past you ask?

As I mentioned, ice storm. Not fun. Should be seeing Jay soon hopefully. Remind me why I'm writing this again? Ah, that makes sense. Future me knows a lot apparently. What else... Acoustic show in a few days, Tess may be there (if that name means anything in 2015, I'll take that as a good sign). Do they still play videogames in the future? It must get lonely up there, what with only Morlocks to grunt with. Ah well. See ya in a year.

Love,

Me... Or you... Me. Ugh. Do me a favour and delete this in a year okay buddy?

P.S: You stink.

That was a confusing writing style. Future me will not think highly of this...

[Vector]

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I AM SO FUCKING STOKED FOR 2014  LET'S HEAT IT UP, BABY!

All right.  But if things turn out as shitty as they usually have, just remember to keep sailing home and not to give up on life.  This was a pretty terrible Christmas, remember?  You were worried about a lot of things, you didn't get to see your extended family, you were lonely and sick and kind of overwhelmed by life.  But you've got to keep going.

Also, I really hope you've gotten better at that whole "maintaining social connections" thing in 2014.  I'm genuinely embarrassed for you at this point, and I think you're fucking up some opportunities.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Hey thanks for doing this, it's a cool thing.

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How much time did you spend with your sister this year?

Where are you living? Where are you working? How do you feel about that?

Are you still not exercising enough? Did you get back into martial arts? You know how much knowing you can kick someone's butt, but won't, affects how you think of yourself. Or running through a blizzard, or surviving whatever other kind of hardship.

Did you ever do anything with the tabletop game you've been writing for the past decade? You know how much you love booklet-fold B&W game books and how you're inexplicably excited at the thought of office supply stores. How about starting a gaming group? I'd be surprised if you kept up with the blogging. Did you get going on those miniatures?

Did you succumb to Steam or consoles yet? Still playing DDO and PS2, or have you found something else that's fun?

Have you started learning to code in C yet?

When's the last time you drew something?

Did you find her?

[anailater]

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Um hey, well good news is we at least tried the things we set out to do last year, except the fanfiction idea but that was stupid anyway, why did we try that, god we were dumb a year or ago, or two I'm not sure which, Anyway hows Lauren, still you know Alive, hopefully, maybe you know talk to her about the blatant fact you want to be more than just friends, please seriously. I'm counting on you for this. One or two last things, get back in contact with Maddie, she used to be your best friend for gods sake, and for the love of god get a better reputation around here, Lets plays, rolls in the dodging way, anything God! but seriously we did good this year, lets make next year even better.

p.s. Do stuff about zombies, zombies are cool
p.p.s. How was Doctor Who this year, was Capaldi good? Well I hope so, see you in the mirror!
Signed anailater 28th of December 2013

[IronTomato]

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You OK?

[Ukrainian Ranger]

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Hey, future me

How is the political situation? Did we got a revolution?Are you living in a country of different size now? Don't tell me that nothing changed
Do you have a steady girlfriend, now? If no then, please,  punch yourself hard
How many new roguelikes you won? Did you beat ADOM?
How is poker? Hope you achieved my yearly goals.
Did you lose that extra 10 kilograms? No? Back to work, you, lazy ****

[Shadowscynthe]

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Hey, me, how are ya? listen, im gonna plant you a blueberry bush in the backyard. in fact, look out your window now. amazing, no? well have a happy time picking them cause im gonna chop off my nose! haha, nothing you can do about it. have a nice time dreaming about zombies and being deluded your eyes have jetpacks! haha! well, on a serious note, you gotta get out of there. the loan sharks have finally started discussing what they're gonna do to you. thats right, i have a fucked up future cause i booked that timeshare. see that drawer beside you under the monitor? pull it. take out that Playboy and go to the website it says, and enter in the things it says in the name and password. designate the missile to the loan shark's house, now! ah, back on a relaxed note. heres some drawings you made. Did your drawing get better? did you send in that idea for an anime? if not, please, die now.

[Tack]

Two days until this locks!

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Your new year's resolution for 2013 was 'Have a new-years kiss'.
You failed at that. Through no fault of your own- you turned up to a couples party by accident.

Your new year's resolution for 2014 is 'live a little'.
This most likely also includes having a SO at new-years. So now would be a good time to jump on that.

[Tack]

Happy New-Years, Everybody!
Welcome to a year ago.

Big thanks to Toady for keeping this one wrapped up until it was nice and dusty.