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[LordSlowpoke]

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Dear self;
There's a counter inserted into this message. Make sure to find whoever opens this spoiler and stab them. (no put the knife down don't stab yourself what the hell are you even) This is your message, damnit! Unless the hard drive crashes, go to H:\kae_bin and look for a .kgb file. Password is the filename, I don't know why I bothered with one. By the way, have you fixed the partitions yet? You've got three drives and eight partitions out of which two are for OSes and you don't use one of them I fucking swear
Are you out of the country yet? Wonder which one you've found yourself picking. Maybe the people there are less hateworthy in general and you're having a pleasant existence. That'd be nice.
I'll leave the rest in the same .kgb since in spite of the counter's existence I don't trust the bay nearly enough with personal stuff. Thread should remind you that it exists, though. Have fun.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: To Future Yoink (click to show/hide)

Have you gotten laid yet, dumbass?

Yours facepalmingly, Past Yoink 

...I have seriously no idea what to write in such a thread. Oh well. I wanted to participate somehow, it's a cool idea.

[Tack]

I wasn't expecting all the 'Dear Future Me'- that hasn't been a theme in the last few.
But it's still a fun (If really, really disheartening) syntax.

[HFS]

Spoiler: To Future HFS (click to show/hide)

Sup. It's the lazy ass who probably just ruined your life.

[Foamybeard]

Spoiler: For Future Foamybeard (click to show/hide)

Hey Foamy.
You an Officer of Nightfall Vanguard yet? I bet you got kicked out for sassing an officer.
Does Nightfall Vanguard still exist? I bet it disbanded, and all your friends quit WoW.
Do you and Dad still play WoW together? I'm guessing no, huh?
Do you miss playing WoW with Dad? I bet you do.
Did you get a better job, or are you still a Janitor? I'm guessing... Janitor.
How much of that book have you written? I bet it is still just a Paragraph long.
Have you gotten a girlfriend yet, or are you still pining after Tiffany? My guess is that you never even bothered.
Are Zachary and Jennifer still assholes, or are they nicer now?
Did you loose weight, or gain weight? I bet you gained weight, you fat fuck.
What is the status on Obamacare? Is it still law, or was it struck down?
Did the Obamacare website ever start working?
How did Zainat and company fare againts the Dwemer? Did Zainat and Vurwe hook up?
Did Markus and Saretha escape with Cainon? Did they end the War?
Did you find anyone who plays D&D where you live?
Have you been calling your little sister Mae every Wednesday like you promised her?

[sackhead]

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before opening this next spoiler their are 2 boxes one red and one blue.
in the blue box their is a small bottle of brandy take a drink from it.[spoiler]HA HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA.... HA HA HA HA...
You have just consumed a very slow acting and deadly poison and have 4 months to live. in the red box their is a list of names of my past enemies. You will find and kill every one on the list. when they have bean reported dead one of my agents will contact you with the antidote

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[Gunner-Chan]

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[Jelle]

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Dear me:

Heads up for WW3

If it hasn't happened yet, warn next future me.

[Shakerag]

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So I wonder if dad will be dead by now.
I wonder if I've stopped thinking about alcohol every day.
I hope I'm saving up for a house. 
Hopefully the car hasn't died in the interim.
It's too much to hope that things will be better a year from now, so here's to things staying the same or at least not getting significantly worse.

[miauw62]

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Miauw, bro-man, I hope you've made a fucking thing in c++ by now. Just anything that requires you to use renderers and shit and I don't really know anything about it yet. Also, grow some balls and do that thing we both know what it is. And try to get your anger under control. You can't have that stuff happening and alerting more and more people to the fact that they can bully you :/. Good luck.

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: Dear Me (click to show/hide)

I know you're reading this from the moment it registers as thought.
The count is going down, ever slowly, but it is.
The number is 74 at this point in time. What is it now?

[sjm9876]

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Hey me, glad you remembered this thing. Though you know all that uni work you should have? Probably should be doing that, don't you think?

But anyway, has the year been as eventful as this one? Please tell me you kept the friends. they're a scarce resource for us. Speaking of which, it'll have been 2 years since the whole H debacle started. Still miss her? I know I do. Try to stay off the drink over it tho, k?

But anyway, hang on in there, me. And remember to smile for the cameras.

[PTTG??]

This one's open for general reading:

2014's the year, man. It's gonna happen.

Polywell fusion! Clean, low-radiation, high-efficiency Fusion Power.

It's gonna happen!

But seriously, the real thing is going to be that everyone's going to switch to Solar because it'll be cheaper than coal everywhere south of the actual north pole. (and north of the south pole).

I guess people living in the arctic are just going to have to live with fusion.

[Caz]

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Get your ass in line, me. Are you still alive? Well, you exceeded my expectations already.

[Elephant Parade]

Spoiler: To Me (click to show/hide)

Remember to study hard and ace all your classes.