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[HissinhWalnuts]

Be included in list.

[Emral282]

Drink Tea

[Dusky]

Wander into this most gentlemanly area and start to acquaint myself with the surroundings

[Tack]

"Gentlemen, I believe we must shift the party back to a less intimate setting"

Politely lead the group back to the material plane

[da_nang]

Acquire horse and deliver invitations on horseback.

[ICBM pilot]

I Challenge the fox to a duel.

[BFEL]

Sigh, and avoid complaining about my turn being skipped, as that would be a most uncouth thing to do.

Offer scones to gentlemen now that they have sat down and begun behaving.

[Persus13]

Stylishly return to my own dimension.

[poketwo]

INVADE TEA PLACE TO LIBERATE AMERICA FROM BRITISH SECREATE SOCIETY.

[WillowLuman]

INVADE TEA PLACE TO LIBERATE AMERICA FROM BRITISH SECREATE SOCIETY.

Foolish peasant! Some of us are from America or Space!

[Elephant Parade]

Re-existify. Be a gentleman and ask cthulu to create eldritch cheese.

(3)I am afraid that Cthulu has already left.

Attempt in the most gentlemanly way possible to turn into a fox.
Somehow, in a gentlefoxly way, beg for treats.

(2)Again, I must inform you that suddenly transforming is a most ungentlemanly thing to do.

"Well sir, I certainly have to hand it to you."

Establish high-class wit, then kick Sinlessmoon into the 'Gentleman's Spiky Pit of Death'.

(2)With a completely non-applicable cry of "YOU'RE NOT HALF THE MAN YOU USED TO BE!" you miss Sinlessmoon with your foot.

I shall proudly wear this Gentleman Point on my lapel. (I'm assuming it's like some sort of medal.)

(2)I must inform you that the Gentleman Point is not actually a physical object! As a result of this, you are unable to wear it on your lapel.

Be included in list.

(5)You are now in the list, though you have not yet done anything of note.

Drink Tea

(6)You drink too much tea, and die from a caffeine overdose. Such a sad way to go.

Wander into this most gentlemanly area and start to acquaint myself with the surroundings

(1)You wander off a most treacherous cliff, and die.

"Gentlemen, I believe we must shift the party back to a less intimate setting"

Politely lead the group back to the material plane

(1)Unfortunately, you did not bring your inter-dimensional map, and thus you lead the party wrong. The group is now in a different eldritch dimension!

Acquire horse and deliver invitations on horseback.

(6)You find and acquire a magnificent eldritch steed, but it kills you.

Sigh, and avoid complaining about my turn being skipped, as that would be a most uncouth thing to do.

Offer scones to gentlemen now that they have sat down and begun behaving.

(3+1)You give everyone a scone. This has no effect, I am afraid.

Stylishly return to my own dimension.

(6)You return to your own dimension. Unfortunately, you neglect to specify the spacial location, and as a result you end up in space.

INVADE TEA PLACE TO LIBERATE AMERICA FROM BRITISH SECREATE SOCIETY.

(3)You are in the wrong dimension for that!

I Challenge the fox to a duel.

The fox does not currently exist.

Spoiler: Some information on various personages, even those who are currently not at all noteworthy (click to show/hide)

BFEL: Fine.
Coolrune206: Missing right arm; wielding Bladed Boomerang Hat.
da_nang: Asleep.
Doomblade187: Wounded.
Emral282: Dead; is currently in possession of 1 Gentleman Point.
ed boy: Dead.
Helgoland: Fine.
HissinhWalnuts: Fine. I still say that there is absolutely no reason for you to be included in this list, seeing as you have neither a weapon nor a wound.
IBCM pilot: Annihilated.
Hugo_Luman: Fine; wielding the Dapper Dueling Pistol; is currently in possession of 1 Gentleman Point.
Kadzar: Fine; is currently in possession of 1 Gentleman Point.
mastahcheese: Rather corpse-like at the moment, I am afraid.
Pufferfish: Fine; wielding a cane-sword.
Perseus13: Freezing and asphyxiating.
Remurtha: Fine; is currently in possession of 1 Gentleman Point.
Sinlessmoon: Fine; wielding Excalibur.
TCM: Fine; wielding the Gentleman's Gun.
Ultimuh: Fine.
Yourmaster: Fine.

Spoiler: Next turn, if the game still lacks the requisite uncontrolled characters, I shall remove this spoiler, as thinking up titles is simply too much of a bother (click to show/hide)

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Current state of the local area: Yet another eldritch dimension full of nonsense and tomfoolery. How many of these blasted things are there?

[HissinhWalnuts]

Use duck powers to summon box of British tea biscuits.

[Emral282]

Be saved in a medical miracle

[da_nang]

Reincarnate. Deliver invitations by foot.

[Coolrune206]

Drink some Eldritch Tea, Reinvite Cthulu

"Oh my, old chap, oh my you must surely come back! The party is not nearly as lively without you!