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[SOLDIER First]

Enter area.
Survey chaos.
Spontaneously turn into a fox and hide.


After LordSlowpoke's turn:
Say, "Yiff yiff!"*
Accept treats.

*Foxes actually do make this noise.

[LordSlowpoke]

Question fox for its opinions on the shenanigans in progress. Offer various gentlefoxly treats.

[WillowLuman]

"Nothing personal, but you are a fox, and I am a gentleman. And you've just wandered upon the most gentlemanly gentlemen in the universe. I say you have until we put our sporting attire on to get a running start."

[HissinhWalnuts]

Be the most dapper talking duck to have ever walked into a Roll to Dapper!

[BFEL]

Enter area.
Survey chaos.
Spontaneously turn into a fox and hide.


After LordSlowpoke's turn:
Say, "Yiff yiff!"*
Accept treats.

*Foxes actually do make this noise.

((DAMMIT, now that song is stuck in my head!))

[Helgoland]

Adopt capitalist mindset, set up hat-trading empire.

[Tack]

"My word, this has happened, hasn't it."

Be an excellent host, and offer Cthulu some tea

[Elephant Parade]

I must apologize for the delayed update. I am afraid that both business and a somewhat high number of players have conspired against me, resulting in this accursed slowdown.

Hit Sinlessmoon over the head with my gun, then execute him Gentleman style.

Try to recover and chop off TCM's hands before he can shoot me.

(2v5)TCM now has no hands!

"Ah, good sir, if you wanted my tea you could have simply asked! No need to theft, as I have plenty more."

Acquire more tea.

(4)He accepts the tea, and drinks it.

I must say, this game has become quite ungentlemanly since I last/first posted, and I shall stand it no longer. I will inject some sort of order into this RTD. There shall be no more punching eldritch abominations like uncouth ruffians. We shall simply tell these beings from beyond the stars to leave the premises, and, if either party has any further grievances, we shall both send delegations to negotiate a truce.

(4)Cthulu agrees to leave, along with his eldritch abominations

I must say, this game has become quite ungentlemanly since I last/first posted, and I shall stand it no longer. I will inject some sort of order into this RTD. There shall be no more punching eldritch abominations like uncouth ruffians. We shall simply tell these beings from beyond the stars to leave the premises, and, if either party has any further grievances, we shall both send delegations to negotiate a truce.

Quite. Though I must ask that you treat Cthulu with the utmost respect.

(5)Cthulu politely grants Kadzar and HugoLuman a Gentleman Point each!

Wake up from a pleasant rest. Send out invitations to said banquet to peaceful dapper gentry.

(2)You are unable to find an invitation-making service in the eldritch chaos!

"Well, I do believe we might get on with our respite now, mightn't we?"

Resume gentlemanly teatime discussions.

(5)You begin chatting with the other gentleman, and gain a Gentleman Point!

Think wistfully about dapper cheese.

(1)You realize the horrible truth. There is no cheese in the eldritch dimension! You will be lacking of cheese for all eternity! You jump into an eldritch ravine and die.

((Shouldn't I have got a bonus for being trained in flaming hammer fighting?))
Stop being annihilated.

You've already been annihilated!

Enter area.
Survey chaos.
Spontaneously turn into a fox and hide.


After LordSlowpoke's turn:
Say, "Yiff yiff!"*
Accept treats.

*Foxes actually do make this noise.

(3)You hide, but changing shape would be a most ungentlemanly thing to do.

Question fox for its opinions on the shenanigans in progress. Offer various gentlefoxly treats.

The fox does not exist!

Be the most dapper talking duck to have ever walked into a Roll to Dapper!

(5)You are truly a rather dapper duck.

Adopt capitalist mindset, set up hat-trading empire.

(6)Your commercial empire is founded. You slowly lose power in your company, until one day you have the bad luck to be fired by Cthulu, who was secretly eating all the hats.

"My word, this has happened, hasn't it."

Be an excellent host, and offer Cthulu some tea

(3)Cthulu has left! In addition, I am afraid that the tea is lukewarm.

Spoiler: The varying conditions of people, as well as arms and Gentleman Points (or lack thereof) (click to show/hide)

BFEL: Fine.
Coolrune206: Missing right arm; wielding Bladed Boomerang Hat.
da_nang: Asleep.
Doomblade187: Wounded.
Emral282: Fine; is currently in possession of 1 Gentleman Point.
ed boy: DEAD.
Helgoland: Fine.
IBCM pilot: Annihilated.
Hugo_Luman: Fine; wielding the Dapper Dueling Pistol; is currently in possession of 1 Gentleman Point.
Kadzar: Fine; is currently in possession of
mastahcheese: Rather corpse-like at the moment, I am afraid.
Pufferfish: Fine; wielding a cane-sword.
Remurtha: Fine; is currently in possession of 1 Gentleman Point.
Sinlessmoon: Fine; wielding Excalibur.
TCM: Fine; wielding the Gentleman's Gun.
Ultimuh: Fine.
Yourmaster: Fine.

Spoiler: Alas! It would appear that this spoiler is empty, as a result of the current lack of uncontrolled characters (click to show/hide)

What reason could you possibly have for opening this spoiler? I informed you mere moments ago that it is empty, and contains no useful information.

Current state of the local area: A dimension chock-full of monsters and chaos. Surprisingly, it is not ours.

[Coolrune206]

Re-existify. Be a gentleman and ask cthulu to create eldritch cheese.

[SOLDIER First]

Attempt in the most gentlemanly way possible to turn into a fox.
Somehow, in a gentlefoxly way, beg for treats.

[TCM]

"Well sir, I certainly have to hand it to you."

Establish high-class wit, then kick Sinlessmoon into the 'Gentleman's Spiky Pit of Death'.

[WillowLuman]

Attempt in the most gentlemanly way possible to turn into a fox.
Somehow, in a gentlefoxly way, beg for treats.

If Successful, begin Foxhunt. What did he think would happen, coming as a fox to the company of gentlemen?

If Unsuccessful, raise motion to extend Canadian sphere of influence.

[Kadzar]

I shall proudly wear this Gentleman Point on my lapel. (I'm assuming it's like some sort of medal.)

[Elephant Parade]

I shall proudly wear this Gentleman Point on my lapel. (I'm assuming it's like some sort of medal.)

A gentleman may use their Point for a +1 on a single action, or they may use five to obtain a permanent bonus to any one sphere of the Gentry.

[Kadzar]

I think I'll keep it where it is for now.