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[Remuthra]

"Why, what a splendid idea! Those Canadian chaps are such isolationists up there, twould do them good to get more involved in the jolly old imperialism, eh?"

[Helgoland]

"Well, consider me convinced. But only if at the same time a more perfect trade union is completed! My kids all have two Dampfmaschinen by now, we need to sell our products abroad if we don't wish to choke on them."

[WillowLuman]

"Very well. I propose we advance Genetic Engineering by another couple decades, so we may create a new people and thus a new market on the Moon."

[Remuthra]

"I do say, we certainly are easy on the plebians nowadays. In my day, we didn't even let them have healthcare, or flying machines, much less genetic engineering. Oh well, times are changing, I suppose."

[WillowLuman]

"Good sir, what makes you think they will have it? Only large, respectable business enterprises and governments will have the resources for it."

[Remuthra]

"Well, I suppose that's something, anyway, so long as we keep Lossless Generators for ourselves."

[SOLDIER First]

Locate fox.
Train it using positive rienforcement techniques.
Keep it as a dapper pet.

[Helgoland]

"Really, we should return to the way states are supposed to function - made up from well-defined castes, determined by heritage. Oh, how joyous are the possibilities of modern technology!"
Genetically engineer soldiers and workers, then indoctrinate them.

[Tack]

"Gentlemen, this is a Different Eldrich Dimention. Stop inquiring about different old gods of dark persuasion. It's rude."

"Hastur Hastur Hastur, would you like some tea? We'd be terribly in your debt if you'd give us safe passage back unto the mortal plane, ol' sport."

[WillowLuman]

"I'm sorry, but it's quite impossible at the moment. Events will have to unfold a bit before I can do anything, you know. It's just how things are done."

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DUN DUN DAAAH

[Remuthra]

"Gentlemen, this is a Different Eldrich Dimention. Stop inquiring about different old gods of dark persuasion. It's rude."

"Hastur Hastur Hastur, would you like some tea? We'd be terribly in your debt if you'd give us safe passage back unto the mortal plane, ol' sport."

"Well I for one am quite put out by this turn of events. I expected to find my good friend Tzeentch here."

[Helgoland]

"That guy owes me money! Of course, I still owe him the goods, so all in all it would be mutually beneficial if he showed up."
Appearify goods, trade with Tzeentch.

[TruePikachu]

Give the topic a dapper hat, moustache, and bump

[TCM]

Turn the dimension into DA MANSION, an uncomfortable mix between 19th century style and 90's gangsta swag.

Suppressing urge to "Dapperize" one of the several classic gangsta' rap hits....

[mastahcheese]

Point out to everyone that I was the most Dapper in this game, as I had the common decency to stay dead when I was killed, as opposed to what I'm sure must be countless others.