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[tahujdt]

Friend Computer? I wish to redeem my Complimentary Bump Object at this time.

[Dorsidwarf]

Of course not, loyal citizen! The recent census for Troubleshooter deaths is at a mere [DATA EXPUNGED]%.

And here I was, thinking that it was as high as [DATA EXPUNGED]%! Truly, The Computer is wise in 2^[REDACTED] ways!

Are you sure you have the clearance to redact information, Citizen?

[tahujdt]

Of course not, loyal citizen! The recent census for Troubleshooter deaths is at a mere [DATA EXPUNGED]%.

And here I was, thinking that it was as high as [DATA EXPUNGED]%! Truly, The Computer is wise in 2^[REDACTED] ways!

Are you sure you have the clearance to redact information, Citizen?

Of course not, Fellow Citizen! I was merely quoting another source that Friend Computer had wisely provided, the data in which had, for my own safety, of course, been already redacted.

[tahujdt]

Friend Computer? Due to Commie sabotage, I fear my request to redeem my Complimentary Bump Object was intercepted.

[Remuthra]

Friend Computer? Due to Commie sabotage, I fear my request to redeem my Complimentary Bump Object was intercepted.

Rest assured, we are managing the problem. Commie sabotage seems to be abundant, and though multiple Citizens were inquired, a sixth Troubleshooter has yet to be found. Woe on Alpha Complex to have so few patriotic members!

[tahujdt]

That is indeed troubling. However, as an aspirer to the position of Happiness Officer, I feel that it is important to keep the team happy. With that in mind, I would like to ask you, Friend Computer, to lead us in playing one of DND Sector Roleplaying's fine games.
*innocent and in fact totally non-treasonous cough*

[Remuthra]

That is indeed troubling. However, as an aspirer to the position of Happiness Officer, I feel that it is important to keep the team happy. With that in mind, I would like to ask you, Friend Computer, to lead us in playing one of DND Sector Roleplaying's fine games.
*innocent and in fact totally non-treasonous cough*

Why, which game would that be, Citizen?

[tahujdt]

I believe that DNDSR's 3.5 edition is highly recommended.

[Remuthra]

Is this a new game, or an old one?

[tahujdt]

I believe there are some backup saves available from earlier games. In fact, several of our current prospective Troobleshooters were participating, as my memory serves.

[Remuthra]

I believe there are some backup saves available from earlier games. In fact, several of our current prospective Troobleshooters were participating, as my memory serves.

Actually, the encounter data on those saves was corrupted, actually .

[tahujdt]

That is indeed unfortunate. Surely it must have been Commie sabotage! No matter, we shall show those Commies! We'll have fun anyway!

'Oh loyal Alphans weeeeee...'

[Remuthra]

((Or, in other words, I lost the file with all the information on the Belker, so I don't actually know what you were fighting and what its hp was .))

[tahujdt]

((Well, then I suppose there is no evidence that the beast ever existed, so there is no way it could have possibly attacked us, being non-existent and all.))

[IcyTea31]

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