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Author Topic: Paranoia XP- LESS URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS. HOORAY.  (Read 9202 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #60 on: January 02, 2014, 02:18:18 am »
This is indeed grave news! Fight hard, Citizens, and keep him busy! Tactical Plasma-Nukes will arrive shortly.
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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #61 on: January 02, 2014, 01:00:48 pm »
This Troubleshooter is ecstatic that this game is not dead and forgotten, and eagerly awaits the submission of the last character sheets from those commie mutant tardy-persons.

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Friend Computer, I would like to report a Commie in the 'Things That Made You Go WTF Today' thread! He is presumably well-armored, as when I shot him, he only laughed and continued to unfurl his traitorous banner. His name is Helg-O-LND, and I would furthermore like to requisiton a cone rifle and two dozen tacnuke shells for immediate use.
This citizen attempted to quote this post to volunteer to help, only to discover that the information after "in" was deleted. Clearly this conspiracy runs deep. We must get on this issue immediately!
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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #62 on: January 02, 2014, 02:23:03 pm »
Friend Computer, I am afraid that, in the filling out of my character sheet, I have reached the point that it is necessary to ask if we are playing Classic, Zap, or Dark mode for the duration of out troubleshooting services.
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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #63 on: January 02, 2014, 02:27:05 pm »
Please read the thread before asking questions. Repetition of answer-giving is inefficient. We are playing Straight mode.
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Re: Paranoia XP- //bbzt//robots will inherit the complex/^&&*//=
« Reply #64 on: January 02, 2014, 04:11:40 pm »
I enjoy Hot Fun!


Teela-O-MLY is my favorite vid-star!

The new Scrubot model 240/b is a great improvement over the 240/a! Praise the greatness of the Computer!
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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #65 on: January 02, 2014, 04:53:38 pm »
Nah, you ain't seen nuthin yet. They've been showing the 240/c models around the R&D offices. Leaves the b line in the dust.
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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #66 on: January 02, 2014, 11:19:10 pm »
Attention, Troubleshooters! There has been a newly released miracle to complement the already perfectly efficient bureaucracy of Alpha Complex in the form of a hosting system for Troubleshooter Applications designed by the Myth-Weavers R&D Firm!
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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #67 on: January 03, 2014, 01:39:34 am »
Quote from: tahujdt on January 02, 2014, 04:53:38 pm
Nah, you ain't seen nuthin yet. They've been showing the 240/c models around the R&D offices. Leaves the b line in the dust.
Platinum 240/zz Prime models are like the angelic ideal of scrubbottiness.

Quote from: Remuthra on January 02, 2014, 11:19:10 pm
Attention, Troubleshooters! There has been a newly released miracle to complement the already perfectly efficient bureaucracy of Alpha Complex in the form of a hosting system for Troubleshooter Applications designed by the Myth-Weavers R&D Firm!
Is Friend Computer requesting we re-submit our character sheets on mythweavers? Because this humble Troubleshooter has largely forgotten his stats...
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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #68 on: January 03, 2014, 12:10:12 pm »
That is thankfully not necessary. However, if you'd like to, it would probably be easier to find.
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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2014, 02:15:19 pm »
I'm in, assuming The Computer accepts my application.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2014, 02:39:04 am by IcyTea31 »
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Re: Paranoia XP- URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS
« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2014, 05:46:06 pm »
C'mon, Infrared buddy! e need some mire Reds about, kick up a storm!
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Re: Paranoia XP- LESS URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS. HOORAY.
« Reply #71 on: January 15, 2014, 12:21:52 pm »
Friend Computer! I have discovered several INFRARED concealing a large amount of an unidentified RED clearance fluid inside their bodies. Shall I confiscate it from them?
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Re: Paranoia XP- LESS URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS. HOORAY.
« Reply #72 on: January 15, 2014, 12:48:33 pm »
Oh my Computer! Surely all citizens must be monitored for this new shocking development?
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Re: Paranoia XP- LESS URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS. HOORAY.
« Reply #73 on: January 15, 2014, 12:59:20 pm »
Quote from: tahujdt on January 15, 2014, 12:21:52 pm
Friend Computer! I have discovered several INFRARED concealing a large amount of an unidentified RED clearance fluid inside their bodies. Shall I confiscate it from them?
This citizen's laughter is due to joy at discovering this treason and is not meant in any way to mock the Troubleshooter who made this discovery or anyone else!
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Re: Paranoia XP- LESS URGENT NEED FOR TROUBLESHOOTERS. HOORAY.
« Reply #74 on: January 17, 2014, 09:56:44 am »
Friend Computer? Upon whom are we waiting to turn in their applications?
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I suggest that we add a clause permitting the keelhauling of anyone who suggests a plan involving "zombify the crew".
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Friend Computer, can you repair the known universe, please?
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