Actually, I don't have the spare time to join another forum game. My apologies, Friend Computer.
Please enter a retirement booth at your nearest convenience. Failure to enter a retirement booth in a timely manner is treason.
Friend Computer had previously declared that he would not force anyone who was busy to become a Troubleshooter, because they had already selflessly overburdened themselves in his service. You are giving an order contrary to The Computer, which is treason. In addition, you falsely accused another citizen of treason, which is treason.
Au contrare. Giglamesh was expressing disinterest in not merely being a Troubleshooter, but in participating in Alpha Complex activities of any sort. A citizen who does not wish to participate in participating in Alpha Complex activities of any sort is instructed to enter a retirement booth in a timely manner, so as to receive a pleasant retirement. Making false claims about Alpha Complex policy is treason. Moreover, defending a treasonous citizen is treason. Moreover, accusing a loyal citizen of treason is treason.
You have incorrectly interpreted Giglamesh's statement to mean that he does not wish to live in Alpha Complex. That is incorrect. Since Alpha Complex is the perfect place to live, only a Commie mutant traitor would not wish to live here. Since Giglamesh is not a Commie mutant traitor, he therefore does, in fact, wish to live here. He made his statement of nonparticipation solely in regard to this thread, which is dedicated specifically to Troubleshooters. The Computer had previously granted him permission to opt out of Troubleshooting duty because he was already overburdened with selfless sacrifice for Computer and Complex. Making false representations of the intentions of another citizen is treason. Accusing a loyal citizen of treason is treason. Being a traitor is treason. Treason is treason.
Anyone who wishes to live, wishes to live in Alpha Complex. Some individuals, however, do not wish to live. These individuals are defective and must be retired so they may receive treatment for their defects. Attempting to interfere with attempts to fix defects in loyal citizens of Alpha Complex is treason. Moreover, this thread is the only part of Alpha Complex in this sector, and hence a lack of desire to participate in this thread indicates a lack of desire to participate in Alpha Complex. No other parts of Alpha Complex exist in this sector. Recognizing non-Alpha Complex threads as Alpha Complex is treason. Moreover, Giglamesh did not mention any possibility of relocating to his previous duties, and assuming that a loyal citizen will do something he did not say he would do is treason. I did not wish to commit treason, so I assumed in my finite wisdom that he did not intend to do any more than he stated. Moreover, as you are trying to coerce me to be more suspicious and look for meanings that do not exist in my fellow citizens' words, you are trying to coerce me to commit treason, which is treason.
[P.S. This is getting absurd. Would you be opposed to leaving out all cases of "Falsely accusing someone of treason is treason," "Being a traitor is treason*," and "Treason is treason*" from future OOC posts, to save time?
*Seriously, are the tautologies really needed to prove that someone is a traitor?]
All current Troubleshooters in this thread are clearly identified as Red clearance at this time. Failure to read the Op is treason.
You had not provided identification of yourself as a Troubleshooter, so I, without any information to the contrary, assumed that the only Computer-sanctioned name mentioned in your posts which matched your username was, in fact, yours. While that is not in and of itself treasonous, it led to you accusing an innocent citizen (me) of treason, which is treason.
All members of this thread are Troubleshooters, as detailed in the OP. Failure to read the OP is treason.
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