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GOBLINS! AND LOTS OF THEM!

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The assassins in the town!

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Gonzou suiciding!

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The shadow monster encounters of all kinds!

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The mountains!

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The werewolf incident with Nadarr, leading to us getting arrested!

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The bandit camp side quests!

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The fortress upper levels! (Necromancers, gate, madmen)

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The caverns! (Dragon, Cotl, Cave Crocs)

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The Fortress lower levels! (Maze, Grot/Symon/Gonzou Fight, Husks)

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The flesh party that was the final battle!

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The epilogue (and the end of almost two years of madness)

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None! It sucked!

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Total Members Voted: 9

[TD1]

((I rolled if you had something to hide, and a perception check to see the lack of pants and you failed... 3 times...))

((Soooo Nadarr aint got nothing to hide!))

[Sirus]

((I rolled if you had something to hide, and a perception check to see the lack of pants and you failed... 3 times...))

((Soooo Nadarr aint got nothing to hide!))

_{((That's what she said.))}

[mastahcheese]

"Where the f^&% did everyone go?"
Cromwell gets up and looks up above the cave.
"Oh, they all followed that d^&% elf up there. f&^$@ing elves, the posers."
He then heads over to Aurel.
"Get yer fat a$# up, everyone's gone."
Cromwell judges the distance to the top of the cave, to see if his teleports could take him there.

[highmax28]

"Where the f^&% did everyone go?"
Cromwell gets up and looks up above the cave.
"Oh, they all followed that d^&% elf up there. f&^$@ing elves, the posers."
He then heads over to Aurel.
"Get yer fat a$# up, everyone's gone."
Cromwell judges the distance to the top of the cave, to see if his teleports could take him there.

You chuck a rock at Aurel to get him awake. You just jumped off of it with your reindeer, you're pretty sure you can get on top of it if at the peak of your teleport, but you can't tell for sure. ((I'm at work, no dice, and I have the height written down somewhere, but I can't access it here. Assume that you'll require an athletics check to grab up and climb over the ledge after the teleport, but I don't think you'll need it))

[mastahcheese]

((Ha! I have something better then athletics!))

Mount my reindeer, and get it into a running start to make a high jump up, and teleport at the peak of the jump, taking my reindeer with me if I can!

((Obviously, I do this outside the cave))

[highmax28]

((Ha! I have something better then athletics!))

Mount my reindeer, and get it into a running start to make a high jump up, and teleport at the peak of the jump, taking my reindeer with me if I can!

((Obviously, I do this outside the cave))

You get a running start! Your reindeer jumps up and you teleport... Off of your reindeer. It lands, but you keep going up. You make it up to the ledge! However, you have to reach to grab it! (17+1) You grab the ledge but your hand slips! You take (17) damage! You're now down to 9hp and are bloodied!

[mastahcheese]

Well forget that! Rest.

[TD1]

Well forget that! Rest.

((Did you just go back to sleep? In a place you haven't even looked at? Cromwell is either exceptionally brave or exceptionally stupid. Ah well. Nadarr knows that when ya gotta sleep, ya gotta sleep!))

[highmax28]

Well forget that! Rest.

((Did you just go back to sleep? In a place you haven't even looked at? Cromwell is either exceptionally brave or exceptionally stupid. Ah well. Nadarr knows that when ya gotta sleep, ya gotta sleep!))

((He's got aurel to keep him company))

[TD1]

Well forget that! Rest.

((Did you just go back to sleep? In a place you haven't even looked at? Cromwell is either exceptionally brave or exceptionally stupid. Ah well. Nadarr knows that when ya gotta sleep, ya gotta sleep!))

((He's got aurel to keep him company))

((The infamous pants thief?  ))

[mastahcheese]

((Hey, I multiclassed into rogue, I have thievery, too, now.
Two can play at this game.))

[Hanzoku]

((We're... going to find you two fast asleep and wearing each other's clothes, aren't we?))

[apiks]

If I can reach Cromwell, get over to him and stuff a healing potion down his throat and get him awake.

"Get up! Why does everybody just fall asleep at random times at random places? This is a fast way to death. Now get up and lets go fetch the others. The only thing less worse than falling asleep in the middle of nowhere is following a complete and utter stranger. Even moreso if it's an enticing female. Has nobody been told of nymphs that stalk the woods in search of weary travelers, only to make dinner out of them?"

Get over to the rest of the party (possibly with Cromwell) and facepalm myself when I see what in the raven queen's good name they're doing. Clean up whatever I can as well.

[highmax28]

If I can reach Cromwell, get over to him and stuff a healing potion down his throat and get him awake.

"Get up! Why does everybody just fall asleep at random times at random places? This is a fast way to death. Now get up and lets go fetch the others. The only thing less worse than falling asleep in the middle of nowhere is following a complete and utter stranger. Even moreso if it's an enticing female. Has nobody been told of nymphs that stalk the woods in search of weary travelers, only to make dinner out of them?"

Get over to the rest of the party (possibly with Cromwell) and facepalm myself when I see what in the raven queen's good name they're doing. Clean up whatever I can as well.

You wake up Cromwell again, without taking off his pants this time, and drag him towards where the party left! By the time you make it there, Nadarr is stark naked and his pants are off to the side and unguarded... And the temptation...

[TD1]

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