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GOBLINS! AND LOTS OF THEM!

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The assassins in the town!

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Gonzou suiciding!

1 (11.1%)

The shadow monster encounters of all kinds!

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The mountains!

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The werewolf incident with Nadarr, leading to us getting arrested!

2 (22.2%)

The bandit camp side quests!

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The fortress upper levels! (Necromancers, gate, madmen)

1 (11.1%)

The caverns! (Dragon, Cotl, Cave Crocs)

2 (22.2%)

The Fortress lower levels! (Maze, Grot/Symon/Gonzou Fight, Husks)

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The flesh party that was the final battle!

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The epilogue (and the end of almost two years of madness)

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None! It sucked!

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Total Members Voted: 9

[highmax28]

Move 4 squares south.
Fire a Chaos Bolt at SD4!
Action Point: Fire another Chaos Bolt, at a different target if SD4 dies!

((Gimme some bounces for once!))

((Forgot that you were blind after double checking *rolls save* you saved anyway)) (fumble) The chaos bolt disappears and a shockwave of backlash energy pushes everyone away from you! The force launches the dagger out of your hands! (?) the dagger lands next to the new guy. Symon is rammed into a wall! (5+6-3) The force takes its toll on Symon's innards! Symon vomits! (?) Unfortunately/Fortunately, he gets revenge for the brain bits by vomiting towards Cromwell! (19%) Cromwell has his mouth closed, but he defenatley got a face full of something. (?) Despite being living shadow, they seem a little upset over the whole bodily function ordeal... But on the bright side, Karl is no longer surrounded!

Nadarr begins his turn!

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((I swear, if this thread gets shut down because of my descriptions, I'm going to be very sad; its not everyday you get to describe a telefrag AND a projectile vomiting incident in one round

Btw, here's one for Grot's death:
**WARNING! MORBID! BRUTAL LEGEND SPOILERS!**

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0DdtTw_Cxc

))

[mastahcheese]

((This game is insane, I could imagine this sort of insanity being in a webcomic.))

[Sirus]

((What about the second bolt? Last I checked a fumble does not end my turn.))

Weston hunched over, gasping in pain at the explosive release of power.

Dammit. Not again....

[highmax28]

((This game is insane, I could imagine this sort of insanity being in a webcomic.))

((Wanna get EP to draw for us?))

[TD1]

Move south of Symon, and seeing the pools of human/halfling frown. Then, Erupting Flare SD4 and Arcane Whirlwind SD5 two squares east.

Hang in there, Karl!

[highmax28]

Move south of Symon, and seeing the pools of human/halfling frown. Then, Erupting Flare SD4 and Arcane Whirlwind SD5 two squares east.

Hang in there, Karl!

You move south and are a little disgusted by the sight. (?) It fails to bother you too much after the exploding bear covering you. You fire an erupting flare! (crit!) The flames coat the enemy, and you deal (10+5+4) fire damage! ((Decided to bold/underline/italicize crit dice from now on)) SD4 is now in critical condition! You push SD5 away from Karl!

Aurel begins his turn! You saw only the blood splatter and you heard someone vomit after watching Symon fly off from Weston's spell failure. You revel in the blood, but you're scared about the vomiting noise a tad; why let good blood go to waste with contaminants?

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[mastahcheese]

((This game is insane, I could imagine this sort of insanity being in a webcomic.))

((Wanna get EP to draw for us?))

((That would be perfect.))

[apiks]

Move: As close to the enemies as possible.
Standard: Dark Beckoning on SD4

"Well this is becoming rather... goresome."

[highmax28]

Move: As close to the enemies as possible.
Standard: Dark Beckoning on SD4

"Well this is becoming rather... goresome."

You move up and pull SD4 towards you! (10+8) You hit! You deal (3+9) damage! SD4 drops dead!

Symon the Vomiting avenger begins his turn! (16+6-3) You manage to hold it down. You feel better now.

[TD1]

((Vomiting Avenger XD))

[apiks]

((Vomiting Avenger XD))

((You're making jokes of him right now but I wonder how you'll feel when he DPS's the shit out of enemies. That damage is unreal. Awesome!))

[Hanzoku]

((I'm A-OK with him and his damage output. All hail Symon, king of maiming things with large flails!))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Minor Action: Oath of Enmity SD3
Move Action: Move diagonally south-west, ending up north of SD3 and adjacent to all three of those enemies. ((Thank you Aurel.))
Major Action: Avenging Echo against SD3.

If any enemy besides SD3 hits me, activate Avenger's Resolve.

Symon would yell out something about Bahamut or justice, but he's having trouble keeping his stomach settled, so he settles for unleashing a wordless cry of anger and agony.

((You're making jokes of him right now but I wonder how you'll feel when he DPS's the shit out of enemies. That damage is unreal. Awesome!))

((I'm A-OK with him and his damage output. All hail Symon, king of maiming things with large flails!))

((I'm going to very sad when Symon fails to be badass and lets everyone down.))

[highmax28]

Minor Action: Oath of Enmity SD3
Move Action: Move diagonally south-west, ending up north of SD3 and adjacent to all three of those enemies. ((Thank you Aurel.))
Major Action: Avenging Echo against SD3.

If any enemy besides SD3 hits me, activate Avenger's Resolve.

Symon would yell out something about Bahamut or justice, but he's having trouble keeping his stomach settled, so he settles for unleashing a wordless cry of anger and agony.

((You're making jokes of him right now but I wonder how you'll feel when he DPS's the shit out of enemies. That damage is unreal. Awesome!))

((I'm A-OK with him and his damage output. All hail Symon, king of maiming things with large flails!))

((I'm going to very sad when Symon fails to be badass and lets everyone down.))

You decalre your oath of emnity on SD3 and move up! You then use avenging echo! (10+9) You hit, dealing (2+1+5) damage!

Karl begins his turn!

((Not to sound rude, but I'm more then certain the group will take an hour to clean themselves up after this...))


EDIT:
((Now with a map!))

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[Hanzoku]

((Thanks for the cover, USEC_OFFICER!))

((Move action: stagger to my feet
  Standard action: Lay on Hands on myself.))

"Be careful, Symon, they hit like ogres for all their short stature."