((Sorry, Weston. The head was kinda supposed to complement the Aurel comedy act, but you know what happened. And why yes, I gave the idea exactly after playing Planescape.))
((I got the idea after this guy bugged me for weeks about giving him a talking artifact. I gave in and made my own so he can stop harassing me. Plus, in Necrothreat, Trollheads were an actual enemy modded in))
You pick up the Trollhead. Immediatley, you feel a magical bond form between you and him JUST by touching him. (17+9) He is the Head of Uristash. He bonds with whomever touches him first until he is fully satisfied with you ((DM's discretion, concordance, etc.)). His concordance starts at 5. Gaining a level will raise his concordance, as is the following:
- Insulting or pulling pranks on other creatures (excluding him)
- Jokes to him or other creatures that he enjoys
- Annoying or pestering enemies mid combat
- Letting him insult the carrier and getting a reaction
Lowering his concordance is triggered by the following:
- Insulting or pulling pranks of the Trollhead of Uristash
- Bad jokes
- Failing to insult or prank someone in a day
- Being prevented from talking, being abandoned
You gain the following benefit carrying the Trollhead in his current state:
+2 to bluff checks
You gain the Distracting Taunt power:
Power: daily: immediate interrupt: you may redirect an attack targeted at you or another creature or player and direct it to you (if redirected from another creature) or to another randomly chosen creature or player (if targeting you). The creature must be within targeting range of the attack of the enemy, and the attack is treated as if it never targeted you.
Thoradin shakes his head again in disapproval and embarrassment.
"NOW I remember what that is. One of the Nobles had a strange head that he got so sick and annoyed of because it wouldn't leave him alone. He found it and had no idea what to do with it, to the point he locked it in that box and then killed himself.""So DA'S wha' 'appened to da bloodclot. If I 'ad a body, I'd piss on 'is corpse.""...Ya see what I mean with how annoying it got. Might as well be cursed; it will NEVER leave ye alone now that ye picked it up.
Oh, and yer "bloodclot" is dead. Has been fer years. There's nothing left of his body in his coffin I bet."