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[kahn1234]

(I think the time was rolled back, so you havent had much time out. You could roleplay it, like i roleplay'd seducing a tree (i never thought i'd use those words in that way....))

"That wasnt creepy....Whats creepy about dancing and singing around a tree?"

[ICBM pilot]

"I just hope you didn't get any splinters I don't want you spending time digging them out instead of doing something useful."

[Erils]

(Sure, I'll roleplay the hunting. Has it been said what animals are around?)

[GreatWyrmGold]

"You know, why do we even have to make a carpenters workshop? In the game it made sense but... if we're here in real life, why can't I just put the tools on a plank of wood and get to work making some bed frames?"

"That's a small carpenter's workshop."

(Sure, I'll roleplay the hunting. Has it been said what animals are around?)

((Two bears that lived in a cave and a bunch of fish that swim into my drinking-water bucket.))

"What's going on? Where did the wooden blades come from?"

[Baffler]

(Not really.)

"Kari, well... The forum was right all along about elves being... never mind. More weapons are always good, but are they sharp? They were pretty terrible in game, if I remember right."

[RangerCado]

_{"DON'T ASK!"} Cado yells from the river.

[kahn1234]

(No, i dont think so. I'd say base the local Fauna on North America/Europe/Russia. After all, we have met bears. Also throw in Vanilla DF creatures too).

"Splinters? I'm not sure elves can get splinters. After all, it would be pretty silly due to their reliance on wood."

Despite the fact people are still looking at her, she drops her dress.

Now naked, she repeats what she did earlier multiple times, each time getting quicker with more song and dance until she is thrown into a trance like state..

Eventually, there is a large groan from the tree, it shudders, it branches writhing around. Kari doesnt stop, seemingly in a trance. The ground just in front of the tree cracks and a load of intricate elven equipment gets deposited, piece by piece, in front of the tree. Two helmets, a complete torso-covering cuirass, a pair of bracers, five pairs of boots (of varying sizes), three longswords, five daggers, six spears and two longbows. Finally, with on great moan, the tree deposits a pile of assorted male and female leaf-clothing, including undergarments.

Kari stops dancing, stroaks the trees lowest branch, gives it a kiss and prances over to her dress, which she puts on in one smooth motion.

Eventually, the trance loke look of her eyes fades.

"What...What happened?" She stammers to her stunned audience. "And where did all that stuff come from?".

[Baffler]

"See that GWG, basically that. Lets have that happen when nobody is looking, okay."

(Seriously. That was slightly disturbing.)

[RangerCado]

Cado sticks his head in the water and just yells about ethics and religion and never playing an elf character in a game ever again.

[Sheb]

PTW

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Bears live in Asia and South America, too. Basically avoid Africa, Australia, and Antarctica and you won't be violating RL stuff.

More usefully: Any temperate forest creature, and maybe some taiga ones.))

"See that GWG, basically that. Lets have that happen when nobody is looking, okay."

(Seriously. That was slightly disturbing.)

GreatWyrmGold leaves within seconds of kahn dropping her dress, before Baffler can respond.

[RangerCado]

Cado gets back to work on making the carpenter's workshop, facepalming a lot as well.

[Erils]

(I'll add some animals then I guess.)

Erils crawls through the grass, trying his best to stay hidden. He hasn't done much sneaking like this, especially not against animals, but this isn't his first time. A few meters upwind, a wild boar is grazing. The other wild boars are just within earshot, grazing a bit farther upwind. Erils nothces an arrow on his copper bow and gets up into a crouching position. He carefully aims for the boars neck, not knowing where the heart is.
As he is about to loose his arrow something in his mind stops him. Erils realizes that he hasn't ever killed an animal before. Everyone has killed insects, but an animal bigger than that? Can he really do it?
This slight thought throws Erils' aim off just enough as his arrow sails over the wild boars, head, scratching it's ear.

"Aw great."

The wild boar squeels and begins to bolt. Hearing its squeels, the other wild boars also begin to squeel and bolt.
Acting quickly, Erils notches another arrow and quickly fires at the boar which is running but, as it hasn't noticed Erils yet, has left its side fully exposed. Unfortunately, Erils isn't as good at shooting moving targets.
The arrow hits the boar in the front right leg, fracturing the knee. The boar collapses with a squeel and begins squirming, unable to get up.
Erils slowly approaches the boar and looks at it in astonishment for a moment.

"I hit it..."

The boar continues squeeling and, worried that any other animals might hear it, Erils takes the arrow out of its knee and stabs the boar in the neck. The boar continues squeeling so Erils stabs it again, and again, and again until the squeeling stops. The boar lies dead in front of Erils.

"I did it. I actually did it."

Erils is then struck by the fact that he just killed a living creature for the first time.

"Oh god, what have I done."

His hands covered in blood, Erils covers his face with his hands and begins to weep for the loss of the boar.

"I'm so sorry. Oh god. I'm so sorry."

[kahn1234]

PTW

(Cant tell if posting to watch for Elfxtree pron or because the thread is good)

(I think we can add disturbing Elves to the TV tropes page).

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

[Posting from phone, so I cannot quote.]

[Erils: Nice description.  Only thing I need to correct you for is that the bow is copper, rather than wooden.

Khan: ...
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